Dear John,
A comedy conversation
by Frogpop  173,113  25
03/11/2010 05:00 PM 279 views
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My publisher is really mean and he wanted me to come up with a new idea for a book but I didn't have one! I saw your book (the first one) and it was funny. I liked when you wrote to all those senators as a little kid and then told us what they wrote you back. Those were good jokes.
You know what would be a good joke? If I wrote to a bunch of people as a little kid and then put their answers in a book and then my publisher and I could laugh all the way to the bank. Ha ha ha!
$19.99 sounds like a lot for a book, but it has words and pictures and everything. I hope you buy a bunch of them!
Your pal,
Little Johnny
P.S. Should my next book be about Superbowls or Unicorns? I can't decide!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_little_billy_s_letters
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John Hargrave 128,123  71
03/11/2010 08:02 PM
That's what I get for stealing the idea from Jeffrey Vallance in the first place.
But all of us stole the idea from Don Novello before that.
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Frogpop 173,113 25
03/11/2010 08:22 PM
I find your magnanimity disturbing and un-American. Your lack of litigiousness too. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, and possibly the Department of Homeland Security.
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Frogpop 173,113 25
03/11/2010 08:34 PM
And if this "Bill Geehrat" feller deserves to be on here, then surely you do to.
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/12/2010 12:37 AM
"Hang in there — you'll be 18 before you know it," Flynt writes. "Until then, you should read the Sears & Roebuck catalog."
Larry Flynt - an American hero. Most of you kids wouldn't remember, but before the internet, it was Mr. Flynt who taught our nation's youth about the female anatomy. I never would have found my first clit without his help.
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Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
03/12/2010 12:38 AM
I never would have found my first clit without his help.
How many clits do you have?
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The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/12/2010 12:42 AM
I saw that article, too! But you know what, John is still better than that dude. The other guy got the middle finger from Charles Manson, and John got hand-crafted wooden boxes.
John Hargrave, the favorite choice of psychotic killers everwhere!
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Frogpop 173,113 25
03/12/2010 02:23 PM
John Hargrave of Zug.com, who sent a letter to all US senators, posing as a child and asking them for their favorite joke.
Yay! It's a Wikipedia miracle!
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