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Holy crap, now even I’m having Zug dreams. Last night I dreamed I was at work but instead of the 1980’s 3rd rate equipment we have, we had a really sweet ass Cisco IP videophone set up. During the dream I took calls from several Zuggers, and even though I was supposed to be taking computer related calls only, I ended up helping with all sorts of problems.
The problem with the video phones was that I could only see parts of people that I had actually seen pictures of. You ever see ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’? It’s kind of like that where everything’s blurry except for what I remember. So essentially when High Priestess called all I could see where a pair of boobs but when Dianada called there was actually a face to go with it even though there was a bottle of Jim Beam present at all times.
In the course of the day:
-Dianada called wanting to know what to wear that night. I had her try on a few things but I couldn’t make a decision, so I forwarded her to 2nd level support, I think Whistler picked up the ticket but as of wakey time hasn’t closed it out yet.
-High Priestess called but for the life of me I can’t remember for what, I wonder how that could be (hint: EPIC BOOBS)
-Pram actually called for a computer problem, but the video was in claymation and it wasn’t finished so I didn’t know what the actual problem is.
-KChicki called about her see through bra problem and we decided that she shouldn’t change a thing about her clothes but if people stare too much she can stab them or choke them out with some network cable.
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324  11
03/12/2010 12:39 AM
-Taco called to fix my computer. I could actually taste the irony.
-That vadimpower twat called to sell me some Levitra. By that time I was quite turgid and I showed him that I had no need for ED drugs. He fainted because he had never seen and erect donger before.
-Undies called because Spicey was freaking out because he couldn’t find his Transformers in all the moving boxes. I told him ba weep graagnah weep ninny bong and sent him my digital copy of the Transformers movie (the 1st cartoon one). That calmed him down.
-Lobster called and she was all like blah blah rape blah blah baby blah blah stepdaddy. I couldn’t take it anymore and hung up.
It was about at that time that I woke up. I swear to God that’s the last time I mix tequila and cold medicine before bed.
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Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/12/2010 12:43 AM
I told him ba weep graagnah weep ninny bong
Always give him an energon goody, or he gets grumpy.
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notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/12/2010 12:43 AM
I... did not make the list.
What do you guys have against traffic cones anyway?
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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/12/2010 12:45 AM
You forgot how I called and said "Preview your Shakespeare asshat!".
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/12/2010 12:52 AM
I did preview and it sure didn't look like that. I wonder if it got Frosted up because I copied from a Word doc....
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/12/2010 12:53 AM
I call Fat Daughter. You are just trying to be accepted so you'll get the girls to show you their boobs.
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Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/12/2010 01:07 AM
"Crtl F" "Chickens"
I never get the dream lovin anymore and I'm getting desperate. Whistler is a terrible lunch partner.
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Little Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/12/2010 01:45 AM
Luckly I don't dream of this place.
I did, however, dream last night that I was drinking with Drew Carey.
He's not as funny as you'd think, and he made me guess the price of the beer before I got another one.
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Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/12/2010 01:51 AM
I had a nightmare involving Undies and the diet coke/Mentos suit.
But then I remembered I had dyed my hair earlier that day so it was probably all the chemicals I inhaled.
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Shemping at the heliopause 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:35 AM
I called too Cyco, but I got your voice mail.
I left a message.
I said, one of these Frost-ing days I will make a list dammit.
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Shemping at the heliopause 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:47 AM
I have never had a dream about Zug.
If I ever do, I hope its a wet dream involving Taco, Millie, Straw, Dianda, and Manhole(What? We all have a little gay in us. Just ask Whistler).
P.S. We should make a nude calender called The Ladies of Zug. It would sell like hot cakes here on Live.
I would say for the ladies, we could make a Men of Zug calender too. But who wants to see a bunch of fat, goteed, naked slobs?
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Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/12/2010 04:57 AM
We all have a little gay in us.
You gonna take that Vienna Sausage Manhole?
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/12/2010 05:04 AM
I would say for the ladies, we could make a Men of Zug calender too. But who wants to see a bunch of fat, goteed, naked slobs?
You shut your whore mouth! I do NOT have a goatee!
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/12/2010 06:29 AM
Chickens, I had a dream about you once. I was trying to show you my boobs, but you started beating me over the head with your Bible and calling me Jezebel.
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Manhole 20,243 26
03/12/2010 09:28 AM
You gonna take that Manhole?
I'll take anything that involves Taco, Millie, Straw and Dianda.
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/12/2010 11:36 AM
I'll take anything that involves Taco, Millie, Straw and Dianda.
Dead. To. Me.
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Filly - waxed 39,160 20
03/12/2010 11:52 AM
And. Me.
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The High Priestess 58,196 29
03/12/2010 12:00 PM
calender called The Ladies of Zug
There's this really funny site Chi-Chi should look at....
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Shemping at the heliopause 22,212 16
03/12/2010 12:26 PM
Dear HP, Filly, and Shell,
I didnt mean to leave you all out of my wet dream. It's just that I've seen pictures of the others recently and I've been masturbating to them the images are fresh in my head.
Believe me, all the women of Zug are welcome into my moist dreams.
Hugs and kisses,
Shemp
Disclaimer: What may be a dream for me, is likely a nightmare for you. No guarantees are made for you enjoyment or saftey. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Not responsible for lost or stolen innocence.
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dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/12/2010 12:31 PM
Shell Belle 30,606 7
03/12/2010 09:36 PM
I'll take anything that involves Taco, Millie, Straw and Dianda.
Dead. To. Me.
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Filly - waxed 26,876 11
03/12/2010 09:52 PM
And. Me.
Me. Three...or half. Huh?
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Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/12/2010 12:46 PM
What's better than four hot chicks?
Seven hot chicks of course! Shell Belle, Filly and Dasypygal are welcome to my little fantasy!
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