Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/12/2010 02:44 AM

I can do the same thing for you with a BB-gun.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
03/12/2010 02:46 AM

I'll bring the camera.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
03/12/2010 02:47 AM

I didnt read the article but was told it could last up to a year depending how rough you are on your gina. Heh, so mine will last a week.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
03/12/2010 02:48 AM

I'm mostly intrigued by the fact that there's some cute chick somewhere in NYC whose full-time job is to stare intently at strangers' naked waxed hoohahs and press little sparkly doodads all over their business areas.

I just can't decide whether I want her job, or if someday I'm gonna marry that girl.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
03/12/2010 03:07 AM

I can just imagine all the Wacko Jacko fans requesting a glove design to immortalize his famous crotch grab...

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/12/2010 03:28 AM

I didnt read the article but was told it could last up to a year depending how rough you are on your gina.

Diamonds in the Rough.

Chit 178,088 15
03/12/2010 04:44 AM

I say within a week...a gay guy shows up and wants to decorate his 'Bling Hole'.

Shemping at the heliopause 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:55 AM

Chance, you know if you bedazzle your fanooter, we are going to need to see pics right?

Lots of HD pics, none of that grainy crap. WE need close ups, wide angle, fish lens. Different angles, different lighting. High contrast and low contrast. Wet and dry. Semi-nude, fully nude, indoors and out.

Ok that should cover it.

Pram 78,178 40
03/12/2010 04:57 AM

Bedazzle my gina!

NO.

Man of Men 177 7
03/12/2010 02:03 PM

I'm beginning to suspect that Chance is rather uncouth.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/12/2010 02:35 PM

I didnt read the article but was told it could last up to a year

What happens when hair tries to grow back in underneath the dazzles?

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/12/2010 02:49 PM

Then it's bedangled.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/12/2010 02:50 PM

The prettiest case of crabs you've ever seen!

Hammerhead 59,398 14
03/12/2010 03:19 PM

The Bob and Tom radio show had several people getting vejazzled on their show the other day, including their female co-host, Kristy Lee. They're doing a t.v. show as well now, which they actually had their camera crew recording this segment.

It's not as special as it looks. I got enough to worry about while having an intimate conversation with the little man in the pink canoe without being concerned with choking on some goddamn rhinestones.

BillSalamie 66,795 11
03/12/2010 03:54 PM

Maybe this way the herpes sores and genital warts won't be so noticeable.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/13/2010 12:18 AM

Chance - I dreamed you decided to get one tiny diamond mounted in the center of your chest & you took a pic (with your bra on*) and shared it with Zug.



*Damn, my dreams are censored.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/13/2010 10:32 AM

Other than strippers and porn stars, I'm not sure who would think they needed this. Does any woman really think that if she makes her lady part prettier the boys will like it better?

I'm going to clue you ladies in on something. For hundreds of thousands of years (or five thousand, if you're Chickens), human female vaginas looked like a hairy axe wound, and human males did not care. They went after that thing like it was the crown jewels on a perfect sunset over a medium rare porterhouse steak.

Ever hear of a thing called the baby boom? A lot of cooters had to see a lot of action to make it happen. And those were some hairy, unadorned 1940's and 1950's cooters. You know how many women went home pregnant from Woodstock? Have you ever seen a hippy buShakespeare's only in the last thirty years or so that the preoccupation with making it pretty has come into play. (I could make a serious case correlating the rise of the home VCR with the rise in popularity of pubic grooming, but I'll save that for another day.)

Trust me, you can save the however much it costs to get that thing waxed, powdered and bejeweled, and it will still see just as much action and be just as appreciated as ever. Trim it up a little if you're of a mind to do so, just don't waste your money paying someone else to do it.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/13/2010 01:59 PM

I've decided to turn that rant into a one-man show and perform it soon at a theatre near you. I'm going to call it "The Vagina Monologue." Has a nice ring, doesn't it?

Riochtán Tástála Tuairte 3,671 9
03/13/2010 02:01 PM

I think you should talk to Eve Ensler about it Whistler. Just saying.