The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/12/2010 06:29 AM

She looks really pissed off. I would look the same if I was in the middle of fighting for my life and my long bushy hair was flying everywhere and I had no protection over 90% of my body.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/12/2010 07:06 AM

There would be a mass spooging of fanboy pants if this actually came true. James Cameron, Zack Snyder, David Fincher, I just blew a wad thinking about it.

I hope it actually does happen because Heavy Metal 2000 sucked hollowed out donkey balls filled with live fire ants and blue cheese.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/12/2010 01:05 PM

I give you four orbs for including the bleu cheese, -2 for forgetting the celery.

(me likes the crunchy sticks)

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 01:10 PM

Heavy Metal II sucked compared to the first one.


I wonder if they actually will have heavy metal bands on this one?


Im sorry I love Sammy Hagar, but the Red Rocker is not metal.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 01:24 PM

Speaking of heavy metal...


I see that Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax are going to tour.


So far the only dates are all in Europe.


WTF?


They are American bands and not even touring America?


I seen them all, but c'mon that be a hell of a show. Even though my moshing days are waaaaaaay over.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 02:03 PM

Lars Ulrich says that, "Who would have thought that more than 25 years after its inception, thrash metal's big 4 would not only still be around and more popular than ever, but will now play together for the first time...what a mindFrost!


Slayer's Kerry King adds that, "It's about Frost-ing time this happened, and about time the fans finally get what they want. This is Frost-ing awesome."


Megadeth's Dave Mustaine notes that the Big Four shows are "a 'once-in-a-lifetime' opportunity for heavy metal 'fans' to see the four greatest heavy metal 'bands' in American history back together on one stage. If there are any heads left at the end of this Festival that haven't banged, they don't belong there."


Anthrax's Scott Ian, meanwhile, says the tour ends "26 years of expectation," adding that "I believe not only will we live up to the expectations, we will shatter them!! No other four bands as influential as the four of us have ever done this. Imagine if the Beatles, Stones, the Who and Zeppelin had done shows? Or Sabbath, Priest, Maiden, Motorhead?...That's how big I feel this is."

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/12/2010 02:04 PM

Europe has a much greater appreciation for the metal than the U.S. In the U.S., people like Sammy Hagar, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, and Kelly Clarkson. And people call me a fag.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:00 PM

Indeed Whistler.

Lots of Europeans are into the death and black metal (which sucks). Espically the really, really, really, really white people of Nothern Europe. Denmark, I'm looking at you.

Slayer is as about far as I got into that sort of thing. I liked a little Sepultura too.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:02 PM

This isnt funny either but.


Whistler, have you seen the Anvil documentary yet?


The biggest crowd they had was in Japan.


Cheap Trick and Anvil, The Japanee eat it up, go figure.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/12/2010 04:06 PM

Hey hey hey, whats wrong with Van Halen?


My first concert was Van Halen in 1985, and the last show I seen was Van Halen on the tour with DLR and Wolfie Van Halen.

Van Halen I, Women and Children First, and Fair Warning rock.

Chit 178,088 15
03/12/2010 04:30 PM

Best version EVAR!!!!



Major Boobage!!

We're talkin Shell Belle type-o-boobage!

Chit 178,088 15
03/12/2010 04:31 PM

I hate being a Frost-ing idiot!


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164806/

Chit 178,088 15
03/12/2010 04:32 PM

Ohhh great....now it shows up!!


Kiss my ass Analog! You still rock!!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/13/2010 10:06 AM

I saw the Anvil documentary, and I loved it. Even though I'm not really an Anvil fan.

I like death metal. Especially the band Death. You should get the new CD by the new group Charred Walls of the Damned. It's death metal, but with melodic singing. Richard Christy, the drummer from Death and Iced Earth, wrote the music and plays the drums. It's deathtastic.

Van Halen sucks. Sammy Hagar sucks, David Lee Roth sucks, Alex Van Halen sucks, that other guy sucks and Eddie Van Halen sucks the most of all. It's a mutual musical masturbation society.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/13/2010 10:21 PM

I saw the Anvil documentary, and I loved it. Even though I'm not really an Anvil fan.

Same with me.


I like death metal. Especially the band Death. You should get the new CD by the new group Charred Walls of the Damned. It's death metal, but with melodic singing. Richard Christy, the drummer from Death and Iced Earth, wrote the music and plays the drums. It's deathtastic.

I shall check em out.


Van Halen sucks. Sammy Hagar sucks, David Lee Roth sucks, Alex Van Halen sucks, that other guy sucks and Eddie Van Halen sucks the most of all. It's a mutual musical masturbation society.

That's how I feel about KISS.

Madness 4,360 10
03/14/2010 06:23 AM

Iron Maiden is touring!



Up the irons my brothers!

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/14/2010 01:34 PM

Indeed, Iron Maiden was the first realand NWOBHM band I got into. I didnt hear of Motorhead or Venom untill later.

I heard when they tour now, one year they do all their old great stuff, and the on the tour the following year they play thier newest stuff. I'd really like to see them do the old stuff.

Steve Harris is Frost-ing amazing. And no one can carry a note like Bruce Dickenson.

Up the IRONS!

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/14/2010 10:34 PM

I'm still anticipating Whistler's new fife-metal band.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/15/2010 01:13 AM

And no one can carry a note like Bruce Dickenson.

Pfft. Tell me about it. I have to put my balls in a vise grip just to sing "Run for the Hills" in the correct octave in Rock Band.