Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/12/2010 10:23 AM

You'll put your eye out, kid.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/12/2010 10:27 AM

The Phla Academy of Dramatic Acting (PHLADA) would like to present a dramatic reenactment:

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Manhole 20,243 26
03/12/2010 11:16 AM

I can't say which attracted me more to this thread. Was it "Laser" or was it "Tits"?

Chit 178,088 15
03/12/2010 11:42 AM

I can't say which attracted me more to this thread. Was it "Laser" or was it "Tits"?


I completely understand. Sort of like Beer/Cheese soup...or...Maple/Bacon donuts.


Just think... Maple/Bacon/Beer/Cheese Tits!

SCHWING!!

The High Priestess 58,196 29
03/12/2010 11:44 AM

I can't say which attracted me more to this thread. Was it "Laser" or was it "Tits"?

I'm thinking it was "zerti"

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/12/2010 01:31 PM

Share the love, and the Jergens.

Just because you women always masturbate together, doesn't mean that men will admit to it do.

Ya'll do always masturbate together right?

Don't take this from me. Please.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/12/2010 01:58 PM

That site won't be right until it's got HP's lasers on it.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
03/13/2010 12:31 AM

Ya'll do always masturbate together right?

Sure. Whatever. We get together every couple of days and have massive masturbation sessions. There is a system of clubs with fronts all over the world that are actually meeting places for the sessions. Bath and Body Works, your local spas, Nail salons, Hair salons, Bed bath and Beyond and David's Bridal. Perfectly normal legitimate businesses? No, Masturbation clubs. Although Bath and Body works isn't legit; they are run by the mob.

Pram 78,171 40
03/13/2010 01:36 AM

Someone should remake Tron this way.

Pram 78,171 40
03/13/2010 01:40 AM

"IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZBBOOBS".

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
03/13/2010 02:27 AM

Although Bath and Body works isn't legit; they are run by the mob.

So how does a Mafia-run masturbation club work, anyway?

If you don't moan loud enough, do they kneecap your G-spot?

If you're behind on your dues, do they put your dildos into little cement shoes and sink them in the hot tub?

Or are you just saying that a lot of big Italian guys named Joey and Vince tend to gather round when you kitty-flick in the scented candle aisle?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/13/2010 02:53 AM

Yea! for retro nudity.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/13/2010 04:13 AM

The Phla Academy of Dramatic Acting (PHLADA) would like to present a dramatic reenactment:

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I think you mean

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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/13/2010 04:18 AM

More like:
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Pram 78,171 40
03/13/2010 06:28 AM

Naw, lopsided boobs that are hell bent on destroying each other!

(o)= =(O)

...and the resulting cataclysm.

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Satans Toenails 4,198 12
03/13/2010 08:02 AM

They're good, but they're not a patch on Machine Gun Jubblies..