Pram 78,176 40 holds a lupe over one eye to get a better look
03/14/2010 08:16 AM

I believe that is the Shiny Banana leaf from the Uncle Reamus genus.

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
03/14/2010 08:28 AM

Ooh, send it in here!

Chit 178,088 15
03/14/2010 08:49 AM

I'm not going to be much help. I'll need to see it in a bong.

Big Irish Undies 99,723 76
03/14/2010 09:38 AM

Wow. I think you look a lot like Ditdah, Jeeni. Only Ditdah prolly wouldn't be seen in public holding a penis-plant.

Schizophrenic 230 7
03/14/2010 10:06 AM

In the name of science I wanted to help you out so I did a google search for leaves that look like penises... By the way I highly recommend not doing a google search for leaves that look like penises unless you are prepared to see a lot of penises that look like penises... Not exactly what I wanted to do on a Sunday night but you know I'd do anything for you.

I must have looked at hundreds of penises and leaves, all of which looked nothing like what you're holding there. Oddly enough I came across this photo of an aye-aye which kind of made it all worth while.

Thanx jeeni
p.s. I like your pix, they came out good!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/14/2010 10:13 AM

Holy Frost, I'm afraid of that thing.

Chit 178,088 15
03/14/2010 10:22 AM

Try a Google image search for 'Oakleaf Croton'.

Looks like it may be a dried version of this.





I did all that without even smoking it!

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/14/2010 10:43 AM

It's a leaf from the Fratberry Bush.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/14/2010 10:44 AM

It'll get bigger. But it won't ever mature.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/14/2010 10:46 AM

You should kill it now because it attracts cats. Cats who pee on it. Ungrateful Frost-ing cats who don't really care if it lives or dies, only that it is there to occasionally feed them and take care of their every need, wish and de...

What were we talking about again?

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/14/2010 11:54 AM

Thanks for all the laughs everyone & thanks Chit for satisfying my






curiosity!

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/14/2010 12:04 PM

While it appears to be a croton relative, I believe it is something else.


Because I'm drunkWith the time change, I'm currently unable to provide the proper research for you at this time. I will be happy to research it for you on Tuesday.

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/14/2010 12:12 PM

P.S. You ought to post the pic of you and the dick leaf and that droolable cleavage!

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/14/2010 12:15 PM

is mesmerized by the concept of Fratberry's bush


Frat ain't got a bush. The girl wacked it, I'm sure.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/14/2010 12:29 PM

P.S. You ought to post the pic of you and the dick leaf and that droolable cleavage!

You should have seen the photo I sent to my husband with the caption: "Thinking of You!"

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/14/2010 12:29 PM

I know, I know... useless without picture ~ bla bla!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/14/2010 12:36 PM

Chit is spot-on.


I must buy one of these plants. If they're not hearty enough to withstand a Connecticut winter, I'll just keep it potted and bring it in for the winter to avoid shrinkage.

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/14/2010 10:48 PM

Heh, spotted dick.

Pram 78,176 40
03/14/2010 10:49 PM

Heh, shrinkage.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/14/2010 11:09 PM

Heh, Whistler's bush.

Wait, what?!

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/14/2010 11:12 PM

It's the McManus family tree.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/14/2010 11:41 PM

Don't put it too close to a window because if the 'sap' gets on the glass you have to clean it up fast or it will streak.

Big Irish Jeeni (it's a trend!) 43,386 49
03/15/2010 03:48 AM

Heh, spotted dick.

Huh. The primary suggestion on a Google search for "spotted dick" yields "spotted dick recipe". I probably don't want to know.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/15/2010 04:41 AM

It's British people food.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
03/15/2010 04:46 AM

It's British people food.

That doesn't mean it's not what she's afraid it is, too. Those people eat blood sausages and little pickled fishies for breakfast. If it were mealtime, I wouldn't put a warm speckled wang past them.


Well. Not mine, at any rate.

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/15/2010 08:01 AM

I have determined that you are holding a 'Blotched Wm. J. Bryant Croton'.


You are welcome...

Big Irish Jeeni (it's a trend!) 43,386 49
03/16/2010 12:26 PM

Thanks Dasypygal! Blotched Willy J... I'll remember that! I am getting this plant.

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/16/2010 02:20 PM

I hope you live in the tropics, or a warm sunny house, otherwise this plant won't make it.

If you're interested in anatomically correct plants, I've got a dog dick bush and a vagina/dick tree.