Shell O'Belle 76,640 24
03/16/2010 03:55 AM

And in case you were wondering, yes, I have a lot of free time.

SHP 181,271 70
03/16/2010 04:06 AM

You know if you buy a lobster you have to buy a baby lobster and a daddy lobster, right? That's cool though, I'm sure they won't take up much space in your shower.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
03/16/2010 04:07 AM

For godsakes keep that away from your stuffed uterus, he'll try to put his nuts in it.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/16/2010 04:08 AM

Bill can handle sharks, it's the little blind mice you have to look out for.

You could always put him behind bars for his own protection

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/16/2010 04:22 AM

But Hammerhead keeps trying to eat Bill, so I have to keep them separated.

Haha, just like GAB!

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/16/2010 04:29 AM

Until Bill the Squirrel starts buying "special pills" from the creature below, you have nothing to worry about.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
03/16/2010 04:32 AM

You could always buy a Chickens next. But you'd have to get the kilt accessory.

Or just throw a Barbie skirt on him. It's pretty much the same, right?

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/16/2010 04:34 AM

I knew you wanted me.

Shell O'Belle 76,640 24
03/16/2010 04:42 AM

For godsakes keep that away from your stuffed uterus

Uh oh, it's too late.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/16/2010 06:24 AM

PUSSIES. A real stuffed squirrel is funner.

Shell O'Belle 76,640 24
03/16/2010 06:35 AM

You could always buy a Chickens next. But you'd have to get the kilt accessory.

He looks great in pastels!

Shell O'Belle 76,640 24
03/16/2010 06:37 AM

You broke my thread, you moron!

Zolton Go Bragh 87,649 31
03/16/2010 06:38 AM

Awesome, Shell.

But where are you going to find a little stuffed plush motorcycle?

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/16/2010 06:44 AM

Serious:

We have a stuffed squirrel at work. It's in the HR Lady's office.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/16/2010 06:47 AM

This is him! (I assume it's a him, since he's constantly humping a coozy.)

SHP 181,271 70
03/16/2010 07:32 AM

In Pram's pic, I imagine the squirrel saying "Yippie cah-yay, mother-Froster!"

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/16/2010 07:46 AM

We have a stuffed squirrel at work. It's in the HR Lady's office.

I see that the disks containing the backups of all employee data are appropriately secured.

SHP 181,271 70
03/16/2010 07:49 AM

I think any depiction of humping in the HR lady's office is an indication of her not being a stellar HR lady.

Of course, I am not going to cast stones, considering that I'm on Zug at work.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/16/2010 09:23 AM

Our HR lady cusses like a sailor and generally doesn't give a Shakespeare unless someone complains about something. She sends out emails about the dress code when the higher ups complain about flip flops and sets up our 401k meetings but mostly she just surfs the Internet.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/16/2010 09:31 AM

HR people are a different breed of person. Every one I've dealt with, from me needing to talk to HR to them calling me with computer problems, has been a complete Carroll. I'd chalk it up to just a personality quirk for maybe 1 HR person or 2 but I've dealt with about 7 so far in my work career.

It must be a senior level course for the BA in Human Resource Management: Advanced Twatwaffling: How to treat your employee's like Shakespeare and still keep your job.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40 can be heard off in the distance somewhere
03/16/2010 10:02 AM

You broke my thread, you moron!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Chit 178,088 15
03/16/2010 10:21 AM

Every one I've dealt with, from me needing to talk to HR to them calling me with computer problems, has been a complete Carroll. I'd chalk it up to just a personality quirk for maybe 1 HR person or 2 but I've dealt with about 7 so far in my work career.

Oohh, sorry, no....we were looking for, "HR people rock! I love them all."


Cyco. . . meet the panda. . . thanks for the laughs. . . . and too bad about not having employees or a beach house yet. Who knew it would all be happening so soon?

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/16/2010 11:05 AM

Oh I'm sure they're a blast outside of work, I just haven't had a good experience with them in a work environment. Then again, it's probably me, I don't go out of my way to act like a model employee.

Also I just love making broad generalizations (or generalizations about broad *nudge* *nudge*) so that I can be proven wrong later.

Chit 178,088 15
03/16/2010 04:57 PM

And Shell, I'm broken hearted. If I sent you a stuffed turd...could we still make it a threesome?

And get that uterus back in it's jar full of formaldehyde. Nobody likes dried up lady parts.

Shell O'Belle 76,640 24
03/16/2010 10:34 PM

Nobody likes dried up lady parts

Really? So my plan to make it into a delicious jerky is probably not a good idea?


And Chit, you know you're still my favorite. Bill means nothing to me. It was just a way to spend an afternoon. Besides, I was thinking of you the whole time.

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/17/2010 01:34 AM

You broke my thread, you moron!

Pram is a habitual thread breaker. IF YOU CAN'T RESIZE AN IMAGE THEN DON'T POST IT POOPKNOCKER!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/17/2010 05:41 AM

And Chit, you know you're still my favorite. Bill means nothing to me. It was just a way to spend an afternoon. Besides, I was thinking of you the whole time.

You're just saying that because he sent you stuff while you were in the hospital.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/17/2010 05:42 AM

Really? So my plan to make it into a delicious jerky is probably not a good idea?

Meh. Just about everything is edible in jerky form.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/17/2010 05:47 AM

Are you saying that in a few more years Whistler will be edible?