Ravos, Ruiner of Jokes 62,361 20
03/16/2010 10:08 PM

so she friend some bacon

'cause your friends don't bacon and if they don't bacon well they're no friends of mine.

Running with Scissors 3,504 12
03/16/2010 10:50 PM

So much for a solid first impression!

So much for a solid first impression indeed!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/16/2010 10:54 PM

This story would have been better if you and the mom had gotten into some sexual activity while your girlfriend was in the shower or something. Preferably a sexual activity that included the bacon.

Green Penguin 485 11
03/16/2010 11:13 PM

Whistler, I think he was talking about bacon and sex, but was using a euphemism:

A number of years ago I was dating a girl who invited me to come stay at her place for the holidays. So I did!

I the morning her mom learned how much I love bacon and eggs sex for breakfast. She confessed that she was the only one in the house that liked it also and proceeded to make some "bacon and eggssex" breakfast for the both of us.

She only ever had daughters and I guess she wasn't used to someone who has huge breakfastsdick, so she friend some bacon and 3 eggs dressed for sex.

After putting it on the table spreading open her legs, I started eating. I was nearly done when I realized I had 2 plates a penis, and the sweet lady that cooked them eggs spread her legs for me had a plate penis too but it was empty small.

I realized I took over the whole plate that she made finished for the both of us. She assured me it was all good and it was all planed that way, but to this day I am super embarrassed of that memory because I KNOW I seriously screwed up.

So much for a solid first impression!

There, fixed.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/16/2010 11:25 PM

Dammit Robyn, stay the Frost off my web site! I'll call you later!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/16/2010 11:41 PM

This story would have been better if you and the mom had gotten into some sexual activity while your girlfriend was in the shower or something. Preferably a sexual activity that included the baconit wasn't my Ex-girlfriend pretending she's a guy and posting here because I haven't been returning her calls.

Little Scottish Ravos 62,361 20
03/16/2010 11:46 PM

Was she also BIG's client for that dragon diction crap?

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/17/2010 12:08 AM

So much for a solid first impression!

So much for a solid first impression indeed!

So much for a solid first impression indeed, for sure!