Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/17/2010 02:32 AM

They need to get that puppy up to speed then let it splode like bad can of sardines.

Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/17/2010 02:32 AM

And there's no chance whatsover that's a grope fest in there.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/17/2010 03:12 AM

They need to get that puppy up to speed then let it splode like bad can of sardines.

Why, exactly, do they need to do this?

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/17/2010 03:15 AM

Profit?

Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/17/2010 05:36 AM

The cool videos?

Running with Scissors 3,504 12
03/17/2010 05:50 AM

I bet they could have gotten one more in.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/17/2010 08:17 AM

On the one hand, they are cramming people into a train car.


On the other hand, they are conscientiousness enough to make sure that no one's coat tail gets stuck in the door.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/17/2010 08:30 AM

Last week in the subway, my train stayed longer than usual at one particular station. After a few seconds, a recorded announcement was made on the PA system: "Please do not hold the doors, as this may cause unwanted traffic delays."

Several more seconds passed, but the train still wasn't moving. The same recorded announcement was played on the PA system again. "Please do not hold the doors, as this may cause unwanted traffic delays."

Still nothing. The third time, the engineer took the mic himself: "Hey you, guy in the red shirt in the third car - get. the Frost. away. from the door!"

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/17/2010 08:41 AM

If they did that in New York, as soon as the doors were sealed and the train was moving, a homeless guy would Shakespeare his pants in the car.

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/17/2010 09:10 AM

It doesn't matter how many asians them cram on that train, it's just going to be empty again in an hour.

Thirsty McSurly, Zombie Podiatrist 4,444 11
03/17/2010 10:19 AM

I know why there are so many asians now "Oops sorry, I think I'm inside you"

Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/17/2010 11:38 PM

In a country so conscious of honor and dignity, I like how they maintain personal space by the train guards wearing white gloves when they shove them bodily into the sardine can.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/18/2010 12:34 AM

On the Metro in Washington, D.C., they had frequent problems with the doors jamming when people tried to pull them open after they started closing. They would have to get everybody off and bring a new train.

One day as the doors are closing, some self-important jerk-off swings his briefcase forward to keep the doors from closing. They close on it, and everyone in the car groans, knowing we're all going to be late to work today.

Then, some guy steps to the door and drop-kicks the briefcase out from between the doors. They close, the train pulls away and everyone in the car gives the guy a round of applause.