Chit 178,088 15
03/17/2010 02:12 PM

Painful Rectal Itch

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/17/2010 02:12 PM

The Adobe Phlash Players.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/17/2010 02:13 PM

Chit Out Your Speakers

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/17/2010 02:14 PM

Ping Pong Over The Abyss

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/17/2010 02:15 PM

There's Something About Bankey

Chit 178,088 15
03/17/2010 02:15 PM

Monique's Armpit


Yea...I saw Precious the other night and still can't wash that image out of my head.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/17/2010 02:17 PM

Phatal Phlaw. (I can picture you screaming through Autotune over crunk beatz (it would sound like a pissed off calliope)

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/17/2010 02:20 PM

Thirty Seven Harps and a Crunk Xylophone

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/17/2010 02:22 PM

Schrodinger's Cat.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/17/2010 02:24 PM

Stink Phloyd

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/17/2010 02:26 PM

Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show Band

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/17/2010 02:28 PM

I just wiki'd Schrodinger's Cat, and found the best band name ever.

Quantum Suicide Machine

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/17/2010 02:29 PM

Robot Skeleton Army?

Chit 178,088 15
03/17/2010 02:32 PM

Tattooed Taint

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/17/2010 02:34 PM

Available For Weddings

Chit 178,088 15
03/17/2010 02:35 PM

Chick-Phl-A

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/17/2010 02:42 PM

Example of a calliope:

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/17/2010 02:49 PM

Toasterless Oven

Major Inconvenience 115 7
03/17/2010 03:06 PM

Clownhead Funeral

OR

Boontling Kimmie

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/17/2010 04:23 PM

Phussy Poe.


Venus Phly Trap.


Phuzzy Lumps.


Hargrave's Bitches.

Little Scottish Ravos 62,361 20
03/17/2010 10:09 PM

Fetus Grinder

Panic! At the abortion clinic

Gonzo 20,504 16
03/17/2010 10:12 PM

Kneecap

Dishonest Cake

Clever Band Name

Lame Band Name

Density

Blueberry Pill

Pillsbury Blue

Val Crowe

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/17/2010 10:13 PM

Incidental Mullet

Little Scottish Ravos 62,361 20
03/17/2010 10:13 PM

6 headed hydra prime-minister

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/17/2010 10:16 PM

She Likes Cloth

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/17/2010 10:20 PM

Jazz Hands Express

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/17/2010 11:01 PM

Ironic Cliche Twist.

Running with Scissors 3,504 12
03/17/2010 11:04 PM

The Hippy-Sniffers

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/17/2010 11:05 PM

Zombie Hangover

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/17/2010 11:35 PM

Phla of Soul- An easy light jazz with KChiki's phinest Photoshoppin' projected behind the drum riser.

(damn, I should write Denny's menus)

Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/17/2010 11:40 PM

Bubo and the Pustules

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 12:05 AM

Whistler's Buzzkill

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/18/2010 12:13 AM

Anatomy Rising

Big Irish Straw 95,470 36
03/18/2010 12:22 AM

Mesh Bag of Nightmares

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/18/2010 12:24 AM

Whistler's Buzzkill


Oh my god, if The Plug Ugly Fife Band ever breaks up, I am sooooooo using that name for my next group.

Riochtán Tástála Tuairte 3,671 9
03/18/2010 12:25 AM

IKEA

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2010 12:25 AM

Years ago while in college some friends and I were waiting on another friend outside a doctor's office. We noticed that on the sign for the doctor there was an abbreviation (or whatever) after his name:

FACS

We had no idea what it meant at the time so we began making up things. The winning idea was something that we always thought would make a great band name:

Facial Acne Cooling Shed

Little Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/18/2010 12:27 AM

No Phlat Chicks.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 12:28 AM

Chezebrelephaffe

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 12:29 AM

Chezebrel. For short.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/18/2010 12:32 AM

Phla's gone akimbo

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 12:33 AM

It worked as an icon, I had to try it.

This post used solely for the shameful endorsement of my own thread.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 01:17 AM

The Phlaming O's

(80's synth pop with Kchiki's awesome photoshopping behind the drum keyboard)

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/18/2010 01:52 AM

Nonsensquitur.

I are Nipples 2,207 7
03/18/2010 02:39 AM

Metallica


...what?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/18/2010 02:41 AM

Phla's gone akimbo

Had she, I would have been the first person to know about it.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/18/2010 02:50 AM

-Phlacepalm
-You Can Do What With Your Finger?!
-3 Feet Phlong and Growing
-Boner Stabone's Zombie Corpse

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:50 AM

Death Oven for Cutie

Fine Young Tennis Balls

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 12:50 PM

Centrifugal Bullsh1t.


Idiotic Inertia.


Flock of Pussies.


Grannie Panties.


13 1/2 Inch Penis.


The Goiter Sisters.


The Tainted Taints.


The Maha's.


The Dingleberry's.


Stink Finger.

Phuc 237,453 20
03/18/2010 12:54 PM

Josiah's Cojones

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 10:17 PM

The chocolate chip fandango

Satans Toenails 4,198 12
03/18/2010 10:23 PM

Each, it & I

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9
03/18/2010 10:24 PM

Slammin Sammich

Running with Scissors 3,504 12
03/18/2010 11:17 PM

Red Hot Underpants

Molly Scratch It

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/19/2010 12:46 AM

Phlatulence

Madness 4,360 10
03/19/2010 02:09 AM

Seven Genocides and a Chair

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time 201 7
03/19/2010 09:56 AM

The Bad Luck Tourists

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/19/2010 02:50 PM

Maha Withdrawal

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/19/2010 04:18 PM

Master Challenger Trophy Run.

Satans Toenails 4,198 12
03/20/2010 01:24 AM

Inappropriate Erection.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/20/2010 01:34 AM

The Haaaaahahahahas.

Heh.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/20/2010 06:16 AM

Cute Cutlet.

CyberShamrock 916 8
03/20/2010 07:37 AM

Make me.

The Grand Imperial Priestess 58,196 29
03/20/2010 07:44 AM

'Ms. McCool and the Awesomes' but only if you are a ska band.

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
03/20/2010 11:49 AM

To steal a band name that the Haggis once suggested: Whorehouse Heart Attack.

Another personal favourite of mine is Brothel Creepers.

BC Bud 13,693 15
03/20/2010 12:03 PM

Phlaming Trixxies Doorknobs

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/20/2010 12:07 PM

Not that I matter, but I DEFINATELY go to see...


Stink Finger...RAW!!

BC Bud 13,693 15
03/20/2010 12:16 PM

uncontrollable ejaculators

/Pram 78,178 40
03/20/2010 12:36 PM

Phlatastica.

Kind of like Elastica, but without "The Bitch Don't Work"

Pubah 54,900 17
03/21/2010 07:49 AM

Molestered

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/23/2010 12:28 PM

Ironic Reference Project

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/23/2010 12:39 PM

Phla Mingo and the DaDa Ducks

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/23/2010 08:46 PM

If I ever have a band, I'm going to name it "Accept If Possible". That way when I get interviewed and they ask me how I came up with the band name, I can tell them that it's the answer to the question, "What should I do if a dolphin tries to have sex with me?"

They'll think I'm joking because I'm a funny guy, but we'll all know that everyone's buying albums from a band that advocates sex with dolphins.

You'd think they'd get it after the hit single "Porpoise with a Purpose".

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/23/2010 11:08 PM

I would be a very happy man if one of the ____-er bands (like Weezer, for example) would name one of their albums "I barely know 'er!"