The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 04:07 AM

Is that a glory hole in the background?

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 04:08 AM

Why, yes. Yes it is.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 04:08 AM

That explains the craving for hot dogs then.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 04:08 AM

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 04:09 AM

Blood aside, what the hell is wrong with your thumb?

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 04:10 AM

I was polishing it with sandpaper.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11
03/18/2010 04:12 AM

Pram has the stigmata? We are absolutely Frosted now.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 04:12 AM

So you're bleeding and your first thought is, "Shakespeare, bleeding.... What to do, what to do? Grab the camera, get a couple photos. OK so now I need to take a photo of the cat. Post to ZUG." And then you clean it?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 04:13 AM

I saw the blood on your wrist and thought, "About Frost-ing time", but then it turns out is wasn't a suicide attempt. Such a let down.

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/18/2010 04:14 AM

The hole in your palm appears to be a tiny vagina.

Is that hand your "business" hand? And is this the best way you could think of to get close to vagina without it being, you know, a casual encounter?

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 04:17 AM

Future Druggist- I thought it looked cool, and I just had this new glory hole put in, so I wanted to show that off too, before it got all "Frosted up".

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 04:18 AM

You know that you spend too much time here when, upon stabbing your hand, you take pictures of it to post on ZUG before you patch yourself up.

Future Druggist 2,530 10 swoons
03/18/2010 04:18 AM

He addressed me directly.

Green Jeen 43,386 49
03/18/2010 04:20 AM

Your camera takes better close-up shots than mine can.

Nice looking Poe... cat!

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 04:21 AM

Dammit. Curse my slow hands. Maybe I'll stab them in reprisal.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 04:24 AM

Pram, wash the writing off your hands. You aren't a 14 year old girl.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 04:43 AM

Don't make fun of my grocery list.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 04:50 AM

He addressed me directly.

No I didn't, I addressed you over the internet which is the most indirect way to send a message ever.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 04:51 AM

I think Morse Code is less direct.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 04:51 AM

morse code.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 04:52 AM

damnitalltohell

Disco Bob 4,322 8
03/18/2010 04:53 AM

That does not appear to be a human hand. Which might explain some things.

Earl Harbinger 404 8
03/18/2010 04:53 AM

What about smoke signals?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 04:55 AM

In a way aren't smoke signals the same as morse code?

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/18/2010 04:58 AM

That does not appear to be a human hand. Which might explain some things.

We've already determined that:

Riochtf',n Tf',stf',la Tuairte 3,567 7
03/14/2010 06:08 PM

Hmmmm... Knock-kneed, feet stick out outwards, swaying from side to side, deformation of the ribcage, bony knot on the back of skull, musical backbone...


OH MY Frost-ing GOD!!! PRAM IS A TROLL!!!

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/18/2010 04:59 AM

Future Druggist 675 6
03/18/2010 01:12 PM
So you're bleeding and your first thought is, Shakespeare, bleeding.... What to do, what to do? Grab the camera, get a couple photos. OK so now I need to take a photo of the cat. Post to ZUG." And then you clean it?


Yes, he cleaned the cat.

And the cat, sick of Pram's pranks, told him to clean his own hand and bring him a Frost-ing hotdog!

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 05:07 AM

Are you stalking me?

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 05:10 AM

Seriously, shut up.

Earl Harbinger 404 8 jeers at Pram's stabbing
03/18/2010 05:13 AM

There, I jeered, are you happy now?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 05:13 AM

SECOND'D

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 05:14 AM

must I?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 05:15 AM

Jilly II: Return of the Jilly-bot.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40 ties the offender to a chair, sets him on fire and cooks S'mores with his face
03/18/2010 05:20 AM

There, I jeered, are you happy now?

Earl Harbinger 404 8 activates fire suppression system and "accidentally" sprays Pram as well
03/18/2010 05:22 AM

Should I take that as a no?

You're the one who said to jeer.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 05:23 AM

sperm puts out fire?

Earl Harbinger 404 8
03/18/2010 05:24 AM

Forgot I changed my user name.

Kendric Evilslayer 404 8 activates fire suppression system and "accidentally" sprays Pram as well
03/18/2010 05:25 AM

That's better.

FYI Kendric is the name of a BOLO combat unit in the BOLOs series by Keith Laumer.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/18/2010 05:34 AM

So you're bleeding and your first thought is, "Shakespeare, bleeding.... What to do, what to do? Grab the camera, get a couple photos. OK so now I need to take a photo of the cat. Post to ZUG." And then you clean it?


If that doesn't make perfect sense to you, if you think he should have done otherwise, if posting pics here wouldn't have been your first instinct, then maybe you just don't belong here.

You did good, Pram. Your blood and pain brought us all joy today.

Thud 66,695 17
03/18/2010 08:31 AM

I'm waiting to watch the claymation reenactment.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 08:49 AM

Goddammit, Mr. Moustache! I'm not one-dimensional!!!


...

it's here.



The ending is kind of shocking, make sure to watch it on a full stomach.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/18/2010 09:51 AM

Future Druggist
Member Since 2010 Current Ranking 30
Bio: I lurked for a while. I am not Lobster and take offence to the comparison.

It's not really rational to take offense to something which at this point you should be taking as a compliment.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/18/2010 09:54 AM

Wow, you actually took the time to click on my name and then think something up for what I had there. I'm honored.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 10:29 AM

Ooooh, my turn!!

Has not published any articles yet.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2010 10:45 AM

Hey look, Pram has Taco's back in his night vision goggles!

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 10:46 AM

I heartily endorse not publishing any articles yet.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/18/2010 11:09 AM

Hey look, Pram has Taco's back in his night vision goggles!

My night vision goggles are PRESCRIPTION, Catberry. I don't like wearing glasses, and my eyes are sensitive to bright light, so I had them tinted (the glasses, not my eyes. My eyes don't like being tinted).

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/18/2010 11:46 PM

Is this the thread where Pram tried to carve Taco's name in his hand?

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40 speaks in the voice of the Phantasm in a Batman animated movie
03/19/2010 12:16 AM

No, Bill. It's the thread in which I carve your name into my hand.

the ants had eaten its face 205,285 31
03/20/2010 08:29 AM

Pram, wash the writing off your hands. You aren't a 14 year old girl.

You don't have a single piece of evidence to back up that claim, you know.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/20/2010 09:01 AM

You know what? I don't, either.

BC Bud 13,693 15
03/20/2010 09:05 AM

Pram did you pick that kitty because its little white paws reminded you of a tiny pair of shoes?

Just curious.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/20/2010 09:12 AM

Nope, I didn't pick the cat, he was given to us by a friend who moved out. He had a brother, but he died in 2007.

The fact that his feet are white didn't make me think of anything, but it comes in handy when I'm looking for the little bastard. He sprays EVERYTHING.

Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/20/2010 09:13 AM

Huh.

The cat had a brother that died, not our friend.