Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 01:54 PM

Fourthly, stalking is not my thing. When you don't own a car, it's not really possible to do anything but BE stalked. Imagine me trying to be a pedophile: "hey kid, I've got some claymations, they're at my house. You got a bicycle? I'm walking, follow me. Just try not to remember my address or the color of my house."

Yeah, no. Doesn't work.

Or how about, let's say for the sake of argument... I was a serial killer.

And now, the problem with that:

1. I live with Frost-ing roommates.
2. I don't have a car. What, am I supposed to drag a body in black garbage bags onto public transit? I don't think so.

3. I'm not really into the whole tits and ass thing, so what do I have to gain by following someone (on foot, on a bicycle, or on public transit, or on a bicycle on a ferry)? What would be the endgame? Panties? No. Bra? No. Socks? Hell no, that's disgusting. Shoes? Sure, but I'm not likely to move across the country to steal someone's shoes, and then not have a job while I'm there, hiding out from the cops while being hungry and lapsing into a coma from a lack of blood sugar (I am borderline diabetic).

I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks I'm stalking Taco is a Frost-ing doofus with no ability to understand or process logic, and no comprehension of how hard it would be to leave everything I worked for in Portland, my music studio, my animation, my friends just to hang around in a tree outside of the window of someone I've been an acquaintance of for four years. For one thing, that would be awkward, and for another, SHE KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:56 PM

Wow. Do you also want to pinkie swear that you aren't in love with her?

Dianada 57,119 105
03/18/2010 01:56 PM

COMEDY. WEBSITE.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:57 PM

But he's swearing his not-undying love to her.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/18/2010 01:59 PM

Oh, that makes it all better.

"Hey guys! I'm not obsessed with this person, so I'm going to start more than one thread talking about them! Trust me!"

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:01 PM

And don't forget:

"I am too poor and it isn't a good time for me to stalk someone, I mean, I would never stalk anyone, only date them...from afar. But I love her to death."

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 02:02 PM

Taco's hot.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:03 PM

BIG- How can I be in love with someone I've never met? That's like you claiming to know what alcohol tastes like just by looking at it. Or worse- claiming that you can become blind stinking drunk via osmosis.

I believe in friends first anyway. Not into the desperate love thing. Over the years I've just stopped caring about always having to be in a relationship.

Undying love is for movies and video games that are hard to play. Frost you, Legend of Zelda!

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 02:03 PM

So, Pram how long you been stalking Taco?

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 02:04 PM

For starters, I am too Frostin' busy to stalk Taco. I explained that,

..by writing it across her lawn in gasoline, SEVERAL TIMES! If that isn't good enough for you people, I don't know what is.

Maybe I'll start sending her my teeth, to show you guys how much all of this bites. Yeah, that sounds proportionate!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:05 PM

I've never met John Jameson or Arther Guinness, but I love them.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:05 PM

"Hey guys! I'm not obsessed with this person, so I'm going to start more than one thread talking about them! Trust me!"

Hey, I'm willing to talk about the today's issues, and if you attack my character, I'm going to fight you false tooth and breakaway nail.

I wouldn't have said anything else if Fratberry didn't continue to needle me about this. I'll drop it when you do.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 02:05 PM

Right now, I am paying 95% of all of my attention to stalking this friggin' film that I started last October.

It's a Taco bio-pic.


What?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:05 PM

You love dudes? Fag.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 02:06 PM

I want to post in this thread but I'm busy throwing up in my mouth.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 02:06 PM

Over the years I've just stopped caring about always having to be in a relationship.

That's what all non-getting-laid guys say.

Believe me, I know, I said it for 7 or eight years.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 02:07 PM

Roses are red,
Horses say "neigh",
Taco's boobies are bigger
Than Pamela A's.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:08 PM

Honestly, it's not about Taco. Yeah, her name was mentioned, because you guys won't leave me alone about our friendship,

but it was about stalking in general. You CAN'T DO IT if the conditions aren't right. You also won't do it if you don't have a desire to. Both of these apply to me.

This is the last I'll say on the matter. You can talk your Shakespeare all you want.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/18/2010 02:08 PM

Can we get that notarized or something?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:09 PM

You'll drop the issue of your stalking Taco when we do? So it will go on forever because you will want her to continually be reminded that you are always thinking about her?

You need to let her know that one day, she will be yours, and no TRO will keep you away.


Jeez, this is the internet, just ask her to send you pics of her boobs and move on. Hell, I'll send you pics of her boobs if you need them so badly.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 02:12 PM

Yeah and I know a guy who can lick his nipple.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:13 PM

Phla, aren't you in Pram's stalking range? My prayers are with you.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 02:16 PM

Actually, I have to give Pram a break.



At least he picked a hot female male person to stalk.

So that shows he has good taste at least.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:16 PM

No, because I'm not always thinking about her.

I'm usually thinking about what time to go to bed so I can be up at a certain time, what my internet passwords are for the scads of sites I belong to, what the motivation is for a scene in this film, why the hell my blood sugar affects my moods so much, how I can parody a popular song in a way that causes the fans of the band to like my version more...

Outside of GAB, I don't even think about Taco. She is a character on a comedy site. I've talked to the real person, and she knows I'm not like BIG is making me out to be.

If you ask me, you're just jealous because my pickup lines don't have the word "boobs" in them.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 02:17 PM

I avoid all convenience stores, clay quarries, elementary schools and shoe pavilions, so I think I'll be okay.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:17 PM

My pick up line is, are you black out drunk, yet?

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:18 PM

The only reason I started a new thread is because Atlanta emailed me and asked me not to mention its name anymore. Whoops, I just did. Sorry A.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 02:18 PM

Yeah and I know a guy who can lick his nipple.


Since I took that pic, I been walking 2 miles a day( thats a lot for a fat ass like me) and I been laying off the soda.

So hopefully, someday, I'll be known as the guy who used to be able to lick his own nipple.

Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2010 02:19 PM

This is getting good. I'm pretty sure that an erotic story is next.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:20 PM

Outside of GAB, I don't even think about Taco. She is a character on a comedy site. I've talked to the real person, and she knows I'm not like BIG is making me out to be.

So you're saying that GAB isn't real? No kidding.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16 Hangs self from rafters.
03/18/2010 02:24 PM

GAB isnt real?

...Goodbye cruel world...

Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2010 02:24 PM

She is a character on a comedy site


Ohh...sort of like "My Sister Sam"?

Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2010 02:26 PM

Ohh...sort of like "My Sister Sam"?


Ha...I know...that dude that killed Rebecca Schaeffer was Frost-ing crazy, yo!?!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:27 PM

I can't wait to see Taco's reaction when she wakes up to this tomorrow.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 02:27 PM

Okay, now I'm more confused than usual. And that's saying a lot.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:34 PM

I'm not saying that. I'm saying that GAB isn't not real. It's the roundabout way of saying the same thing. As far as any erotic stories, ask and ye shall receive.

. And just as the bones and half eaten people parts had finished exiting his stomach, he was slammed into from behind by Bill, who entered him without permission and sent both raptors hurtling into a walk in refrigerator door. They hit with such impact that the door came off it,,,s hinges and skewered around Raaazerchakz, trapping his head and neck. Now the rape tables had turned! As Bill started performing his own horrid sex acts on his new partner, Raaazerchakz was left trapped, only able to see the reflection of his own face in the fridge,,,s inner glass panel, his torment mirrored back to him.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/18/2010 02:35 PM

Oh lordy.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/18/2010 02:38 PM

There should be scientists whose sole job is to study the chemical reactions inside your brain that made you think *that* was a good idea.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:41 PM

That might be creepier than the CG/Erika Beach House story.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:45 PM

>can't wait to see Taco's reaction when she wakes up to this tomorrow.

It's not about Taco! It's about you trying to paint me a shade of gray I'm not. You just glom onto whatever is the popular target to pair me with. If I said I had a refrigerator fetish, you'd be posting pictures from catalogs and laughing awfully. Taco is just your current flavor of the week to hurt me with. I have good intentions, I don't have a criminal record, I don't want a criminal record, and outwardly, I am nice to people.

The only thing Taco will wake up to is you bullying me and me trying to clear my name GAB's opinion of me worsens (naturally in the name of comedy- because castigating someone is more fun than being harmlessly funny). I swear, somedays this place is like a negativity factory.

She will likely think poorly of you, regardless. I have nothing to worry about, as I have done nothing wrong. I already have worried when I shouldn't have, and made myself sick. I wish you guys weren't such Emersons to me. Maybe you'd see that I was a good person.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 02:46 PM

Right now, I am paying 95% of all of my attention to stalking this friggin' film that I started last October.

You look like you need help with your project so I decided to give you a hand and design the movie poster for you.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/18/2010 02:48 PM

If you had not started this thread, we would not be saying these things. I promise.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 02:48 PM

That's a live action film. The least you could do is photoshop the California Raisins.

Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2010 02:48 PM

Yea...when Taco reads this Shakespeare... she's gonna smack you so hard in your skull knot!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:51 PM

I don't think she'll think poorly of me for bullying you.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 02:52 PM

It's not about Taco! It's about you trying to paint me a shade of gray I'm not. You just glom onto whatever is the popular target to pair me with. If I said I had a refrigerator fetish, you'd be posting pictures from catalogs and laughing awfully. Taco is just your current flavor of the week to hurt me with. I have good intentions, I don't have a criminal record, I don't want a criminal record, and outwardly, I am nice to people.

The only thing Taco will wake up to is you bullying me and me trying to clear my name GAB's opinion of me worsens (naturally in the name of comedy- because castigating someone is more fun than being harmlessly funny). I swear, somedays this place is like a negativity factory.

She will likely think poorly of you, regardless. I have nothing to worry about, as I have done nothing wrong. I already have worried when I shouldn't have, and made myself sick. I wish you guys weren't such Emersons to me. Maybe you'd see that I was a good person.




Pram, please tell me you are Frost-ing with our heads.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:53 PM

Oh, and Pram, get over yourself. No one really cares that much.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 02:54 PM

Shoes? Sure, but I'm not likely to move across the country to steal someone's shoes, and then not have a job while I'm there

You could always mix business with pleasure.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 02:55 PM

You know people, Pram is right: let's find another schtick to tease Pram with.

I suggest we make him the guy who scratches his mosquito bites like crazy to get temporary relief and then shows his scabs to everyone to prove that mosquitos hold a personal grudge against him.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2010 02:56 PM

I wouldn't have said anything else if Fratberry didn't continue to needle me about this.

Awesome. I want to take this moment and Frost it in the street.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 02:56 PM

You should carve Taco's name into your arm to show her how much you don't care, and how much it isn't about her.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 03:00 PM

You guys all love Pram and you know it.

Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2010 03:01 PM

I like this one...

no comprehension of how hard it would be to leave everything I worked for in Portland, my music studio, my animation



Come on...if you took all the money that you have made in the past doing animation, and bought yourself a small cola slurpee, (using your employee discount of course) how much of your own money would you really have to chip in to close the deal?

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 03:01 PM

Sorry I mean to say ham, not Pram.

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/18/2010 03:03 PM

Hey Pram, so you have a crush on Taco! It's not that big of a deal dude, it's OK, she's pretty . Why don't you try not being so creepy about it?? You can start by not talking about it on ZUG.





P.S. When gabbers provoke you to write a brick of text defending yourself, they have succeeded. Remember that, my friend.


/yoda

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 03:05 PM

Really manhole? Because I have pictures of Straw's boobs, too.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 03:12 PM

The only thing I'm obsessed about is not being hated, maligned, or misunderstood.

Also, I hope you all noticed that the first two posts in this thread were utter sarcasm. Well, you can have your fun and twist my words. I'm going to bed. You might do some self introspection while I'm gone. Ask yourselves why you're demonizing someone who joined in 2006 and who, for the first 4 years, never took an interest in, so much as pursued any Gabber off the board. It's not all in good fun when someone's character is at stake. It's really not. You can hurt my feelings with your laughter, but I will never let you hurt who I am.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 03:15 PM

I wouldn't have said anything else if Fratberry didn't continue to needle me about this.

You have to admit though, Fratberry did a good job on you with that needle:

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 03:17 PM

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE HER, PRAM, TELL US, TELL US NOW. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE HER?

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 03:18 PM

I could swear this thread is from 2007.

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/18/2010 03:24 PM

Really manhole? Because I have pictures of Straw's boobs, too

Really? Can you send them to me!!! I haven't actually scene them yet... Something about "I'm not worthy" or some Shakespeare.


Whatever...

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/18/2010 03:26 PM

I haven't actually scene them yet... Something about "I'm not worthy" or some Shakespeare.


It's not that.


Straw just dont want to go to jail for showing her boobies to a minor.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 03:26 PM

"Scene" them? I only have pics, not video. That reminds me, where is the Titty Plate?

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/18/2010 03:36 PM

Ha Ha... The tittie plate has proven quite elusive, almost to the point of non existence. I think we should let go of the old one and make a new one!

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 03:41 PM

I can't wait to see Taco's reaction when she wakes up to this tomorrow

You know what's awesome? If what I see in Facebook is correct, tomorrow is Taco's birthday. When she wakes up and opens this thread, it will be like everyone in this thread has been waiting for her to show up and yell "SURPRISE!" upon her arrival.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 03:45 PM

Mailman is Facebook stalking Taco? You better watch out because Pram might try and kill you for messin' with his woman. Granted Filly is going to stab Taco in the eye with a climbing ax because Filly's in love with you.

Facebook and GAB are going to be responsible for a bunch of deaths.

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9
03/18/2010 06:51 PM

Prama-Queen










Just kidding .Don't let them get to you .Try to stay positive.Have a great day!

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 08:39 PM

So the Prampire would presumably be run by the Pramperor, who would be trying to woo Luke/Taco into joining him?

Dude! Taco's dad is gonna throw you off a balcony!

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 08:40 PM

Yeah yeah, I know, that’s still better than what Lobster’s dad would do to you.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 08:41 PM

Or what MSword would do to your post.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/18/2010 09:36 PM

I am not accepting donations to start the Pram Q. Maven School for the Awkward.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 09:59 PM

I don't have a car. What, am I supposed to drag a body in black garbage bags onto public transit? I don't think so.

Homeless people do it all the time!

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 10:00 PM

hey kid, I've got some claymations, they're at my house. You got a bicycle? I'm walking, follow me. Just try not to remember my address or the color of my house

That is my new pickup line.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 10:55 PM

I am not accepting donations to start the Pram Q. Maven School for the Awkward.

Neither am I.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/18/2010 11:27 PM

I am not accepting donations to start the Pram Q. Maven School for the Awkward.

Good, don't.

Taco- Anyone can see this thread was a joke, but I'm sorry just the same. *hug*
Happy Birthday. You are beautiful inside and out and I hope you get everything you want and deserve. And for the record, this is the only thread I'll ever start about you. I just wiShakespeare was a Birthday thread, and not a lame, awkward "leave-me-alone,-you-guys-watch-how-defensive-I-can-be-" thread.

Well, I'm stepping out for a bit to compose some music for you to stomp these guys' faces to. This has three purposes-

1. They hate my music so their heads are likely to crumple inward in the efforts their ears make to avoid it,

2. It gives you something to dance violently to (maybe throw an Irish jig on top just for good measure)

And finally,

3. You're getting a piece of music you can say was custom-made for you. I don't usually do that because I don't know what people like. But I'm sure you'll love it.

I'll also send you an exclusive clip from my film, which no one else gets to see because they're BEING EmersonS.

So there! In your face, GAB! I like Taco, and she thinks I'm nifty. Suck it!

Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/18/2010 11:37 PM

Say. Who want's Taco's home address? Cause I jotted it down from her insurance papers in her car when she gave me a ride.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/18/2010 11:37 PM

My morning is now filled with awesomeness because of you people.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40 done with the drum programming, lyrics, and chord progressions, now starting to record
03/19/2010 12:13 AM

You guys are just jealous because I can make people their presents and you have to buy them at the store.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/19/2010 12:18 AM

Yeah but I usually flush my presents after I make them.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 12:20 AM

Well, this isn't a very good song, so I'm giving the birthday girl that option.

Big Irish Undies 99,723 76
03/19/2010 12:38 AM

I kinda see Pram as being like my younger brother. He's kinda okay-looking but clueless, so you razz him at every opportunity and sabotage him when he is obviously, desperately wanting to hook-up with a chick. When the girl is starting to get into liking him, all I have to do is show up and start mentioning all the stupid stuff he used to do as a kid, and then his ears start turning red and he gets embarrassed and sorta-mad. Which makes things hilarious because the girl found the stories endearing and would have probably Frosted him if he hadn't spazzed out like a two-year-old throwing a tantrum. So instead the girl and I start talking about vibrators and end up in my bedroom that night, having a pillow fight while wearing white thong panties and no shirts.

Big Irish Undies 99,723 76
03/19/2010 12:39 AM

Um, Mailman, can we work that scene into the movie somehow?

Kthanxurapeach

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11
03/19/2010 12:39 AM

I hate to state the obvious, but making songs for a chick you know off a website is very stalker-ish. I'm just sayin'.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 12:45 AM

I don't make songs about people, just concepts or things that bother me. Like YOU.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11
03/19/2010 12:47 AM

Wait, you want to stalk me now? OK, I guess. I'm a pretty slow target so you could probably do it from your bike.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/19/2010 12:48 AM

Cyco isn't a person. He's a way of life.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 12:49 AM

So is heroin.

Little Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/19/2010 01:07 AM

And obesity.

the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
03/19/2010 01:10 AM

Wow, I mean, just wow.

Is it early April Fool's or something?

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 01:13 AM

April Fool? Why limit that to one day? I'm a fool all year round.

SHP 181,271 70
03/19/2010 01:15 AM

Whew!

Sometimes GAB gets serious!

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 01:53 AM

GAB wouldn't know how to be serious if you typed step by step instructions and taped a jar of ritalin to the note.

SHP 181,271 70
03/19/2010 02:11 AM

Apparently you weren't around for the irony to work on you.

Madness 4,360 10
03/19/2010 02:15 AM

Well Pram, if you're really serious about not stalking Taco, I suppose I can carry the torch in your stead.

Just send me all the pictures you've taken of her in the shower first so I can decide if she's hot enough to make it worth my while, ok?

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 02:20 AM

Hi, in case you were just tuning in, I AM IN OREGON. If you didn't finish high school, I'll understand that you don't know where Taco is, but I'll give you a hint... There is a marked timezone difference.

And the only pictures I'm taking are of my bloodied hand and my clay figures. Even if I did take a picture of her (because I happen to be a really kickass photographer), the camera would probably break because it couldn't do her looks justice.

Thank You, Zolton Bunny! 87,649 31
03/19/2010 02:27 AM

And for the record, this is the only thread I'll ever start about you.

Starting... now.

No, wait. NOW.

...

NOW!

Hold on.

Starting right now, stab my hand and hope to die.

Shakespeare.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/19/2010 02:53 AM

God damn it. NOW, not "not." I am NOW accepting donations.

Carry on!

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/19/2010 02:55 AM

Even if I did take a picture of her (because I happen to be a really kickass photographer), the camera would probably break because it couldn't do her looks justice.

And this is supposed to convince us you aren't in love with her?

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 02:56 AM

No, it's a commentary on the Shakespearety workmanship that goes into making cameras these days.

McDasypygal-uncorked 12,075 15
03/19/2010 04:53 AM

I think Pram is pranking us.

Because if he wasn't, he would have just admitted that he has a poster of a taco pinned to the ceiling above his bed and every night he tries his damnedest to load it with sour cream.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosorus 35,886 35
03/19/2010 05:19 AM

I really, really wish I hadn't ever seen this thread.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/19/2010 05:22 AM

Why? It's stalkerific!

MacGyver 190 5
03/19/2010 05:22 AM

This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen on the site. I'm going back to touching myself now.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11
03/19/2010 05:23 AM

Are you one of Pram's alternate accounts?

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 05:25 AM

AHAHAHAHA, you win.

Yes, this thread is a prank. I'm actually working with Taco on a project off the board. I have no intention of recording the song I mentioned earlier, unless she asks for it. Believe it or not, she does not go by "Taco" outside of GAB. I'm not going to say what her name is out of respect for her privacy, but we don't have any problems between us, and you've all been had.

I will sleep well tonight. Thanks for the lulz!

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/19/2010 05:36 AM

Yes, this thread is a prank

Yea, and I suppose Lobster's post about her step-dad was a prank too.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/19/2010 05:37 AM

Only for Lobster.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11
03/19/2010 05:40 AM

Wait, you mean Pram isn't dead?!



Oops, wrong prank.

the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
03/19/2010 05:41 AM

Yea, and I suppose Lobster's post about her step-dad was a prank too.


No, that was an inappropriate bid for attention.

Sage from Seattle 62,361 20
03/19/2010 05:44 AM

My literature about Taco was a prank too. We were totally collaborating on some cool stuff off board. Trust me.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/19/2010 05:46 AM

You know people, Pram is right: let's find another schtick to tease Pram with.

I couldn't agree more.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 05:47 AM

Sage- hate to break it to you, buddy, but this thread is a parody of what you wrote about Taco.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 05:47 AM

HEY, MY EYES DO NOT FACE INWARDS.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/19/2010 05:49 AM

I didn't know Pram was green.

Small Swedish Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2010 06:01 AM

You know, there's a reason this was titled The Prampire Strikes back. Consider who the Empire was... Pure evil. Had the thread been meant to be taken seriously, I would have posted it as The Heart of the Rebellion.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/20/2010 09:39 AM

I really, really wish I hadn't ever seen this thread.

This is about what, the 3rd time you've said that about a thread? Tease.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/20/2010 02:00 PM

I like how in that picture Taco is inside of Pram.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/20/2010 02:58 PM

My! What big teeth you have!

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/20/2010 03:19 PM

Thanks Dasypygal, but we noticed that the first time.

Green Jeen 43,386 49
03/20/2010 04:04 PM

And now for something completely different.


Is this what you were imagining Pram?

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 12:38 AM

Jeen,

Keep that up and I'm hiring you to do the retouching for my film.

I like how in that picture Taco is inside of Pram.

I like how, Frost I'm scared!!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 01:22 AM

kinda see Pram as being like my younger brother. He's kinda okay-looking

Hey guys, I'm kinda okay-looking. Don't worry though, there's a caveat- I'm only available in black and white!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:41 AM

JUST kidding.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:44 AM

For awhile there was a facial hair version, but it was discontinued.



Oh, and the blowout of the highlights are due to the camera being really crappy. And because I have some serious razor burn on my forehead.

Green Jeen 43,386 49
03/21/2010 04:15 AM

Keep that up and I'm hiring you to do the retouching for my film.

I accept payment in coconuts as well as chocolate.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/21/2010 04:19 AM

Back. Away. From. The. Camera.

Christ, even I'M feeling stalked now.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/21/2010 04:25 AM

a facial hair version...razor burn on my forehead

This might help.

Ali Legend 840 7
03/21/2010 04:53 AM

I'm willing to pay good money for someone to give me amnesia and make me forget all this.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:44 AM

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PRAM, PLEASE START TAKING YOUR MEDS AGAIN!!

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/21/2010 07:07 AM

the blowout of the highlights are due to the camera being really crappy

A "really kickass photographer" should be able to take good pictures even with a crappy camera.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/21/2010 07:16 AM

So, this being a Pram thread and all, I figured it would be a good place to insert my factoid of the day.

Song number 42 on my playlist is "She Don't Use Jelly" by the Flaming Lips.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 08:04 AM

I like that song!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 08:29 AM

Thanks, Frogpop.

Well, being a 32 old man who is depressed about his fading looks, I thought maybe at least my eyes would be worth looking at, as people used to constantly notice them.

*canned audience soundtrack: "AWWWWWWW"

Funny thing is, I couldn't even see what I was doing. You ever try to take a picture of yourself with an auto exposure camera and a bright light in your face? I wasn't even looking at the monitor, so it was completely "blind".

Considering that, and the fact that I'm paler than Michael Jackson (even now), I thought it came out somewhat alright. I do have a "kinda okay looking" reputation to uphold.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/21/2010 08:35 AM

Translation:

Excuse excuse excuse ego excuse excuse ego excuse ego.

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/21/2010 08:44 AM

You might not know it, but turtles actually have extremely fast reflexes. If you shoot at them in a pond with a shotgun and you're not close enough, they are fast enough to duck underwater to safety from the time they hear the trigger pull to the time the shot gets to them. Then, they wait it out and do it again, all day long. Meanwhile, the shooters keep shooting at the same one over and over again, thinking they are getting an assload of turtles racked up, when they haven't even hit one. Everybody wins!

You remind me of a turtle sometimes Pram.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 08:46 AM

My spine is turning into an S shape.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/21/2010 08:54 AM

AC,

Fergalicious just came on the radio. It prompted me to leave the computer room, walk very near where you are right now, and ask you to shake your bootay. I'm suddenly glad I changed my mind.



Imperial Margarine. Because we like it. *ding*

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 09:01 AM

Excuse excuse excuse ego excuse excuse ego excuse ego

Is that why I have only five pictures of myself on the whole internet? Come on, Phla, believe me- it's not ego. I have more pictures of my ARTWORK than I do of me.

Oh well, if I'm ugly, I can at least offend you with that.

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/21/2010 10:13 AM

Hey look! It happened again! Excuse excuse excuse ego excuse ego! I've cracked the Da Vinci code!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 10:43 AM

Congratulations! You've won an all-expenses-paid vacation to the tropical paradise up my ass.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/21/2010 11:26 AM

With the longer hair, Pram, you look kind of like the lost Baldwin brother. The lost, skinny, retarded, effeminate Baldwin brother, but a Baldwin brother nonetheless.

With the short hair you look like an escaped convict. A skinny, retarded, effeminate escaped convict, but an escaped convict nonetheless.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 11:29 AM

Awesome.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/21/2010 01:37 PM

The creepiest part, other than all the other creepiest parts, is that he gets closer to the camera in each successive picture. It's like a combination of the ninja kitty and what I'd expect to see if I looked out the window at Taco's place three times.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:02 PM

I wouldn't read too much into that, Frogpop.

It's an unwieldly camera, and the one I used to take the first (black and white) picture died. This one doesn't have as good manual controls on it, so it'Shakespeare and miss (miss, mostly).

Getting closer to the camera was just a side effect of trying to take a picture of my pretty eyes- the only thing anyone has ever complimented me on (can you imagine someone saying "hey dude, nice receding hairline, man! Love the 'line!"

You can say I'm creepy all you want, but all you'll succeed in doing is hurting my feelings, which are aren't important as you getting a laugh.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 02:05 PM

You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy. You're creepy.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:08 PM

which are aren't important

Hmmmm, sounds like I wasn't sure.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15 didn't read any threads beyond the B&W pic
03/21/2010 02:17 PM

*shudders*

Dear boy, I have a lovely bread and breakfast in south florida you could stay at while you stalk Taco.

I'll tuck you in at night, feed you in the morning, and give you a map to Atlanta via my special happy trail route.

You will find your way, oh yes, you will find your way....

*vigorously rubs hands together*

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:44 PM

*gets serious for a moment*

Hey look, Taco was the one who suggested I plan a visit. I wouldn't even have thought of leaving Oregon for any reason before that. Like that implies, I didn't have a reason to leave.

At this point, I'm waiting on the animation industry here in town, which is why I Frost-ing moved here from Seattle in 2000. To be an animator here. And it's been that long since they had much work in clay.

I balance every opportunity I take based on value, sensicality, and pragmatism. I don't make rash decisions, pack up, and go some place I don't know anyone just because a girl made an emoticon wink at me.

That said, I don't appreciate being treated like a criminal. I have never been arrested in my life. However, I have lived with criminals, and am scarred from the experience. I've known Taco off the board for over two years. She gave me music I'd never heard of and which influenced my music. I appreciate her for those things, and value her right to be left alone if she doesn't feel like talking to me.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:44 PM

That runs perpendicular to what you're all assuming. I'm someone who sets realistic goals and then meets them.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a black belt in karate. That's all I wanted, so I worked hard, and I got it. Then I wanted to make haunted houses in my bedroom and leave them up all year round. With bits of yarn and a kiddie pool for my mom to step in every time she bent to kiss me good night (my mom is, like, eight feet tall), I accomplished it. Then I wanted to live where clay animation was being done. So I talked to a friend I used to hang out with in Seattle who had since moved to Portland, he said he and his wife needed a roommate, and I packed and moved.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 02:46 PM

At some point we might eventually believe you. Keep trying.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 02:47 PM

Now I want to get work in a creative industry I love. The goal, that is to say, what's in sight, is a college in Atlanta which specializes in my field of animation. I only know where Taco lives because I needed her address to send her a microphone so she could work on the commercial we're putting together. Beyond that, I have no idea where she lives relative to the airport, and I don't care. For all I know, she's nowhere near the college I would be going to. Again, I don't care. I just want to move past this Frost-ing retail industry where I'm treated like garbage every night by people I don't even know, over some stupid policies I have to follow. I'd like to not be stressed out every night, never knowing when to sleep when I get off work, constantly turning down friends' invitiations to go hang out or network. I'm usually too tired!

PLUS, if that's not enough, I have anemia and hypoglycemia- which does a serious dance number on my moods due to the amount of sugar that is in my blood

ASIDE from all this, I just want to be happy, doing what I love, working alongside other people who do it to. I want to be a part of something bigger than myself, and I do intend to work hard until I'm doing it, no matter what hurdles might be in the way (such as you laughing at me). So Frost OFF about this stalking Shakespeare, because it's not true and it never will be. It's stressing me out because I already don't have many friends due to anxiety, and I don't know how to read people because I don't do well with social cues. If you want to laugh at this, that's fine... But it makes you look like HEARTLESS PRICKS.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 02:48 PM

Meh, everyone knows I am a heartless prick. But keep trying we're almost convinced.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 02:52 PM

I SAID KEEP TRYING EMO-FAG.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/21/2010 03:08 PM

At this point, I'm waiting on the animation industry here in town, which is why I Frost-ing moved here from Seattle in 2000. To be an animator here.

I thought people migrated to Oregon to pan for gold. "There's CLAY in them thar' hills! I'm a-gonna mold 'n sculpt my way to riches!"

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 03:09 PM

FINALLY, the fact that Taco has stayed completely out of this thread rather than stick up for me, which she could be doing, makes me think that she doesn't care if I'm wrongly accused, and in that case I will cut all ties and have nothing to do with her here or anywhere else...And there ends YOUR fun. I do not associate with people who make trouble for me or encourage it from others, and I won't put up with emotional duress either. I'm here to have fun and write comedy, not fight over women or perpetuate the unfounded rumor mill. You are not likely to see me attempting to cross any bridges I've burned. I haven't up to this point, and I am not going to start now. There are people I don't talk to anymore for a reason.

I know I should try to put a funny angle on this somehow, but you're making it very hard when you just attack, attack, attack and don't give me any room to breathe.

After four years of this, after all this time of getting to know me, the LEAST YOU COULD DO is give me the benefit of the doubt. And in this thread, you have not, choosing rather to jump to conclusions derived from your enjoyment of controversy and kicking another person when they're down. And I'm SICK OF IT.

There, I've said my peace; now I'm as gone as I was ever here. Have a nice life... all of you.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:11 PM

Dude, you have no life. You'll be back because you have nothing else to do. Plus, where else will you get the chance to interact with Taco. Think about the love...and restraining orders.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:13 PM

And after 4 years here one would think that you'd learn to roll with the punches. Grow the Frost up. No one here is going to hold your hand and walk you down the primrose path. Cut the cord, stop whining, and man up. And .

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 03:13 PM

That said, I don't appreciate being treated like a criminal. I have never been arrested in my life.


Honey, I've got handcuffs, and soothing lotion. We can pretend.

The code word is &#!P<.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:15 PM

Cut the cord, stop whining, and man up. And .

... [insert comment about Taco]


(I don't know why that was cut out of my first post.)

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 03:17 PM

because even your computer thinks you're an ass?

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/21/2010 03:21 PM

makes me think that she doesn't care if I'm wrongly accused

Or maybe she thinks this is a comedy website, and that if you keep offering yourself up a comedy fodder you should be able to roll with the punches. You made your bed, now stop peeing in it.

/Pram 78,176 40 knocks everyone's heads together
03/21/2010 03:23 PM

I feel better now. Carry on.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:25 PM

Have you thought about drug use?

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 03:29 PM

You made your bed, now stop peeing in it.

Sorry, I actually crapped in it. That's why I woke up.


As my Pop always said, "If you want to follow your dreams, wish in one hand, Shakespeare in the other. Follow the one that gives you results."

...and then I joined ZuG.

Nice to meet you!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:31 PM

Seriously? He wasn't even talking to you. You suck at this game.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 03:34 PM

I'm so torn. On the one hand, I want to tell Pram and Dasypygal to stop replying to EVERY SINGLE POST because it's obviously overworking their little minds. But on the other hand - comedy. website. This stuff (the replies, not the original posts) is hi-larious!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 03:36 PM

WOAH, WAIT! Before you say anything- let me paraphrase what I think you're going to say.

You: "Bluh bleh bluh bluh bleh"

I did knock your heads together, after all.

My rebuttle:

Comedy is about being funny, it's not about how mean you can be. There are some things on this board that shouldn't have been allowed to fly, but were just the same, in "the name of comedy".

I hope the next ads ZUG supports are from Disney. Then maybe people will watch what the Frost they say to each other here and mind the ZUG FUQ.

You can laugh at my dead grandparents, my early signs of colon cancer, my depression, social anxiety, anemia, or anything else you want to trhow darts at- but I don't think stalking is a laughing matter. I took it seriously when someone stalked me, and the whole concept of stalking freaks me out.

Yesterday, I read about a 14 year old girl who was kidnapped, raped, strangled, and dumped in a forest near where she lives. Near where the killer, a registered sex offender lives. It ruined my night; I practically cried for that girl. She'll never get to grow up and do what she was born to do. The reason my name is Pram Maven is because I'm not completely sweet or entirely evil. I'm both, and this appealed to my gentler side. I wish I could protect innocent people from predators. I wish I could save lives by talking people out of suicide. Instead, I sell death in the form of cigarettes and alcohol. Do you have any idea how bad that makes me feel? And worse, the customers call me all kinds of names when I won't let them buy what I know will kill them because of an attempt to violate one of our policies.

Frost, man, I just want to have a good life and do right by people.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 03:36 PM

And when I say replies, I mean the replies to everything the aforementioned terrible two say. Not their posts. Their posts are killing the internet.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 03:37 PM

Oh honey, no.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:39 PM

But that 14-year old dressed like she really wanted it.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:40 PM

And stalking is funny, as long as you wear a silly hat.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:43 PM

Furthermore, its not your job to Frost-ing save society. That's the benefit of living in America, if we want to slowly kill ourselves with booze and cigarettes, so Frost-ing be it. Now stop whining and tell me where the girl was found, the body might not be cold yet.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 03:43 PM

As offended as I am by everything that flies out of BIG's bratwurst fingers, I can't help but laugh. You are funny, BIG. I just wish you were nicer.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 03:44 PM

If BIG were nice the universe might explode.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:50 PM

And I wish I had an endless supply of Jamesons, but I don't think either will happen, so stop your bitching and whining. But on a serious note, if you want pictures of Taco's boobs, I do have some.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 03:53 PM

Their posts are killing the internet.

poopoo. We're just drunk.


(sign that donor card yet, sugar tits?)

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 03:56 PM

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE TACO'S BOOBS.

She probably doesn't even want them posted, I think it's disrespectful to offer to show someone something you have no business distributing.

See? That's what's wrong with this board. People cross the line and get away with it because others think it's funny. I think it's morally Frosted. Some of you may be funny, but I would be willing to bet that you are not good people.

Redwing 3,656 30
03/21/2010 03:57 PM

"Frost, man, I just want to have a good life and do right by people."

And 99.9 percent of the people wish you would just Shut The Frost Up. So please, do the people right!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:57 PM

What's the matter? Are you afraid of boobs? They are really nice boobs? Are you sure you don't want to see them?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 03:58 PM

Sorry. "They are really nice boobs?" Should not be a question...it should read, They are AWESOME boobs!!!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:08 PM

Unlike you, I do not judge women on the quality of their breasts. Personality is more intriguing to me. Hopefully in the grand scheme of things, that is what will have staying power.

And if it doesn't, then maybe spraying a light coat of glue over them will hold them in place.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:10 PM

You're a Frost-ing clown, and you're afraid of boobs. No wonder you're so cranky. Go get laid.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 04:14 PM

Dasypygal-unwaxed 5,759 7
03/22/2010 12:53 AM
Their posts are killing the internet.

poopoo. We're just drunk.


(sign that donor card yet, sugar tits?)


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0.0 1054145785 /Pram 53,668 12
03/22/2010 12:56 AM
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE TACO'S BOOBS.

She probably doesn't even want them posted, I think it's disrespectful to offer to show someone something you have no business distributing.





Baby boy, I may be high but you posted right after I asked for Dianada's donation boobs.

Apparently my pootang was tighter than I thought when I birthed you and now you can't think straight.

Deep breaths, baby, deep breaths.

Now I'll give you some of those anti-gonorrea eye drops (I hear they cause hyper dentia syndrome)

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:14 PM

I'd suggest we get a collection together for you to get a hooker, but you would use that money for a flight to Atlanta.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:18 PM

Dasypy- LEARN TO SPACE.

BIG- Atlanta sounds like it's kind of scary, with all of its homicides and property theft.

No thanks. I might go to school in Atlanta, but I probably won't live in town.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:19 PM

Which might not be a bad idea...two birds, one stone.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:22 PM

Better yet Pram, you and Taco can become roommates. You can stay up late and giver each other manicures, and she can tell you about all the facials she's gotten. And every night you can cry yourself listening to her get railed by some black guy named Jarome.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 04:24 PM

Dasypy- LEARN TO SPACE.


I'm IN space! what???

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/21/2010 04:26 PM

B.I.G.


Please, his name is J-rome.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:26 PM

BIG- what should I do if Jarome is a white guy?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:27 PM

LUPIENCE'D

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:28 PM

Beat up his parents.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:33 PM

Once again, I feel bad for Taco when she reads this in the morning.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/21/2010 04:34 PM

I feel bad for Jarome.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:37 PM

BIG- so do I. Although, I brought this on myself. Never joke about a subject you despise, I guess.

Oh, and looking through old email, I saw that Taco's been trying to get me to move to Atlanta since 8/13/09.

So there BIG.

Ya bitch, you.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:39 PM

That's only because she can't efford to serve you with the TRO out of state.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 04:40 PM

But on a serious note, if you want pictures of Taco's boobs, I do have some.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. You have pictures of a lot of female GABbers' and Livers' boobs and other body parts. Good for you. Please continue to take every Frost-ing opportunity to tell everyone that you have boob pictures. You are the epitome of discreet.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 04:41 PM

You say you're going to stop talking about her, and yet you keep. bringing. her. up. STOP IT.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:41 PM

Actually I don't. Those were on my old laptop. WAY TO RUIN MY FUN. Jerk.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 04:42 PM

Heh.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:45 PM

That's only because she can't efford to serve you with the TRO out of state.

Efford, huh? New word?

And what's this Shakespeare with TRO? You're the one obsessing about her breasts, talking about having pics of them. If anyone should be served, it should be YOU!

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:47 PM

You guys may pet him and give him dog chews if I say it's okay.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:47 PM

Sorry I had a typo there Nazi. I might be joking about her boobs, but I'm not talking about moving down to Atlanta.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/21/2010 04:48 PM

Uhh, yeah. You sure showed him, Pram.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:50 PM

I didn't even know where Atlanta WAS until she said to move there.

I always thought she lived in the northwest. I was wondering why her emails had a slow drawl.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:50 PM

You own me? You are an hourly wage counter-monkey. Not only that you morally question the work that you do. Frost, I might be an Emerson, but I accept it. Just like you should accept that you will die alone, a sad, miserable shell of a man who never lived up to his pitiful dreams.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:53 PM

But I've got Mentos...

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:53 PM

You whine about your music, you whine about your movies, you whine that there are no opportunities in your area, you whine about your Shakespeare job...stop bitching and do something about it.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:57 PM

You drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and peeee and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 04:58 PM

And?

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 04:59 PM

peeeeeeeee

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:00 PM

And Pram, if you want to go to SCAD, find a way to do it. You can go to the one in Atlanta or you can go to the one in Savannah. Either way, though, it's hella expensive. Tuition is 30k a year. I have a couple of former students workers who are in the graduate program there. But, yeah, if you really want to do it, and you can swing the tuition, I say go for it and don't worry about what anyone else says, thinks or does. And if it looks like Turner Entertainment has a ton of jobs. In fact, they have one CNN Radio job and another writer job that I'm totally qualified for. I would imagine those two jobs don't pay squat, though.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 05:00 PM

You're a Frost-ing idiot.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:01 PM

Oh, Shakespeare...

SCAD in Savannah is the one I wanted.

Heh, that's nowhere near Taco.

(to BIG) Your powers are weak, old man.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:02 PM

I am not.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:03 PM

Thanks, Frat. I send your cats mojo.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 05:03 PM

Wait until Pram moves to Georgia and expects you to put him up in your spare bedroom.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:04 PM

My roommates charge me more than my room is worth.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/21/2010 05:05 PM

I actually don't care. Night everyone.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:07 PM

BIG- you drink and pee and drink and pee and type and laugh and type and laugh and eat and eat and eat and eat and type and laugh and fart.

I don't care how funny you are, that's more than I want out of life.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:08 PM

Wait until Pram moves to Georgia and expects you to put him up in your spare bedroom.

Well if that happens he's almost a lock to get some Poe.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:10 PM

Frat- I am not Frost-ing your cats.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:13 PM

Oh sure, you say that now...

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:24 PM

Do you have any pics of your cat's boobs?

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/21/2010 05:25 PM

BIG does.

/Pram 78,176 40
03/21/2010 05:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAa

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,212 16
03/21/2010 07:34 PM

You own me? You are an hourly wage counter-monkey. Not only that you morally question the work that you do. Frost, I might be an Emerson, but I accept it. Just like you should accept that you will die alone, a sad, miserable shell of a man who never lived up to his pitiful dreams.

You whine about your music, you whine about your movies, you whine that there are no opportunities in your area, you whine about your Shakespeare job...stop bitching and do something about it.



Kind of sounds like a scene from Clerks, between Dante and Randall.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/21/2010 08:10 PM

I'm not posting in here because there's literally no way that wouldn't make it worse. Zug =/= real life. I know in real life Pram isn't a stalker, just as I know in real life (presumably) everyone else does too. This isn't real life, this is the internet. Which is for porn.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/21/2010 08:11 PM

I'm not posting in here

I'm also apparently retarded.