Straight Prom, Gay Prom
A comedy article
by HenryHarveyComedyGod  417  7
03/19/2010 10:37 AM 452 views
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An 18-year-old girl from Fulton, Miss., Constance McMillen, was barred from her prom recently for being gay. Actually, when she challenged the school board's anti-Gay stance, the board up and cancelled the prom.
But I have a solution. I think they should have two proms: Straight Prom and Gay Prom. Here's what they would be like:
Straight Prom:
*Really bad music
*Really bad clothes
*Punch is really punch
*Everyone is bored
Gay Prom:
*Really good dance music
*Really hot fashion
*Punch could be anything
*Everyone is having a good time.
I can guarantee you everyone from Straight Prom is going to head on over to Gay Prom faster than the DJ can put on "Groove is in the Heart"
Back at Straight Prom, the handful of reactionary couples can spent their romantic moments, get married right after prom, raise their myopic children and slowly dwindle away.
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Funny
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Big Irish Guy 203,777  21
03/19/2010 10:42 AM
"Gay Prom is for fags...
and people who really like glitter."
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Funny
2 votes
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Big Irish Chickens 282,028 58
03/20/2010 12:17 AM
HenryHarvey's a polesmoker.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Small Swedish Pram 78,178 40
03/20/2010 12:50 AM
I used to have a gay friend and he said that 18 in gay years was an old man.
I was afraid to ask what is considered a teenager in gay years...
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0 votes
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Madness 4,360 10
03/20/2010 03:45 AM
Straight prom:
Very little pranking potential
Gay prom:
1) Stand near the punch bowl
2) Wait for a gay guy to ask you for some fruit punch
3) Punch the gay guy
4) Run away before you can be charged with a hate crime
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Funny
2 votes
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BC Bud 13,693 15
03/20/2010 06:28 AM
I read this as Straight Pram, Gay Pram and thought "not a big surprise"
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