Blue Penguin 485 11
03/22/2010 02:21 AM

I see the freakin' lasers, but where are the sharks?

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/22/2010 02:24 AM

Shoop da WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/22/2010 02:29 AM

If you have to think hard to get the movie reference is it worth it?

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/22/2010 02:34 AM

If you have to think hard to get the movie reference is it worth it?

I can't help it if you're slow. It's just the first thing that popped in my mind when I saw it.

Gonzo 20,522 17
03/22/2010 02:54 AM

"Pew! Pew-pew! Pew!..."

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/22/2010 03:06 AM

I'm not s...............l.............o.................w I got it right away. It's just a kind of obscure reference to make seeing as the movie is pretty old.

Thank You, Zolton Bunny! 88,214 34
03/22/2010 03:09 AM

I dunno. Those don't look like lasers to me -- more like some kind of string, or webbing.

Like Peter Parker kept a porn stash in his locker and had a little 'accident' in the hallway between classes.

First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
03/22/2010 03:23 AM

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

Are you in fact saying that Austin Powers is a "pretty old" movie?!?!?!

That's it. Either mow my lawn or get the Frost off it. We have nothing further to discuss.

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9
03/22/2010 03:28 AM

Looks like a puke load of confetti bombs exploded while enacting out scenes from the TWILIGHT movie.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/22/2010 03:53 AM

Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed was the ass on that teenage girl?

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 04:01 AM

Nerf, the leader of kids' electronic toys has put out a new toy; Jump or Die (Carbon dioxide laser jump rope)

In honor of the update to this beloved game, the first children to use it broke out one of their tried and true jumping rope rymes:

"Doctor, doctor call the doctor!"

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/22/2010 04:06 AM

Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed was the ass on that teenage girl?


No, it would be wrong if you didn't notice.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/22/2010 04:09 AM

No, I am not saying it is a pretty old movie. Just with all of the movie's that have come out since then....Ah Frost it, yes to me the first Austin Powers is old.

UnderEgg 101,398 77
03/22/2010 04:53 AM

The first thing I noticed is that the perspective seems to be all Frosted up. That first chick looks like she's a Frost-ing giant.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 05:01 AM

Well, that's better than it making it look like she's Frost-ing a giant.

The Grand Imperial Priestess 58,981 29
03/22/2010 05:02 AM

Where are the tits?

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 05:04 AM

Heh, the first picture looks like one of Dexter's blood spatter analyses.

Luke McKinney 11,193 112
04/01/2010 11:06 AM

Going to school with Peter Parker isn't as fun as you'd think.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
04/01/2010 11:18 AM

Opened my window and a breeze rolls in and I-

I just ate a grape and I-

OmegaLazarus 247 10
04/09/2010 01:18 PM

Announcement: Announcement - "All students will drink their sugar-water and enter the halls. SO SAYS THE GIANT SPIDER!!!"

Dan Cross 99 7
04/11/2010 12:54 AM

Girl in green hoody - I definitely would.

OmegaLazarus 247 10
04/11/2010 02:27 PM

I've hear of magnet schools, but laser schools? This is getting ridiculous!