Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/22/2010 06:30 AM

The Machine.

Big Irish Chickens 286,642 61
03/22/2010 06:31 AM

Hey dumbass. Looking forward to the same tards that run the DMV telling you if you can have a heart transplant or not?

Frost you back.

BC Bud 13,797 15
03/22/2010 06:31 AM

grannies

The Grand Imperial Priestess 58,981 29
03/22/2010 06:31 AM

The sound of haulking loogies.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
03/22/2010 06:36 AM

You Frosters that don't understand the concept of CHEWING WITH YOU MOUTH CLOSED deserve to be tapped in the forehead with an ice pick untill you stop.
How about if when you eat I pull down my pants and drag my ass across the table? Or I show you pictures of badly decomposed bodies?
Think that may affect your appetite? Too Frost-ing bad!

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/22/2010 06:39 AM

the same tards that run the DMV telling you if you can have a heart transplant or not...

do not cancel my license if I have a single accident.

The Grand Imperial Priestess 58,981 29
03/22/2010 06:41 AM

My roommate using my pans to cook the most disgusting and ghetto foods known to mankind and then not cleaning my pots for a week. My all clad copper-bottomed Calphalon sauce pot isn't going to de-crustify its self from the rice pudding you made a week ago! AND DIDN'T EAT!

Also, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY Frost UP A Le Creuset WITH SCORACH MARKS? WE HAVE AN ELECTRIC STOVE! WHY THE Frost ARE YOU USING MY Le Creuset ON AN ELECTRIC RANGE ANYWAYS? WHEN THE Frost IS WRONG WITH YOU? I SAVED FOR THREE MONTHS TO BUY THAT DISH!

The Grand Imperial Priestess 58,981 29
03/22/2010 06:42 AM

Al knows what I am talking about.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/22/2010 06:49 AM

HP I do too and I feel you pain. I got a new knife block for Christmas and all but one of the knives is pretty much ruined by my family.

Also, Chix, if my option is a government hospital panel with DOCTORS deciding when I get my heart (not "if" you ingrate) based on my need and not my disposable income level over an insurance desk jockey reading from an insurance standards book deciding if they're going to pay for the heart at all and then if they can kick me off for needing the heart in the first place, then yes, I am willing to go to the DMV or whatever the Frost you're bumbling about.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/22/2010 06:50 AM

Looking forward to the same tards that run the DMV telling you if you can have a heart transplant or not?

Clearly Chickens has thoroughly done his homework and not bought into the right wing fear mongering.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 06:50 AM

I hate when people think they're better than me, based only on the fact that they were born into a wealthy family. I didn't have much growing up, but my dad was an airplane antennae engineer and he and my mom raised six children. Of those, I was the 5th. My allowance was 75 cents per month.

I hate the fact that I was never taught how important money is to have, and grew up not desiring much of it. It's good to be humble, but double-hoof-donkey-Frost anyone who says that wanting a comfortable life is bad.

I also hate people who Frost-ing call me at home and hang up when I rush to answer it. Finally, I hate criminals and lazy people, who have a cushier existence than I do, and don't work for jackShakespeare. I hate police who look the other way when there is gang activity.

Frost ALL THESE PEOPLE, I love everything else.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/22/2010 07:11 AM

Gamma Rays give me intermittent rage.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/22/2010 07:11 AM

People who wouldn't recognize a joke if it hit them in the face.

Also, online stalkers.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/22/2010 07:12 AM

Oh, and people who beat dead horses.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 07:13 AM

Everything.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/22/2010 07:19 AM

People who don't think it's a big deal that their cat drowned itself in a pool and then were all like "We were going to euthanize it anyways." Pick a Frost-ing side, either take care of the cat or take "care" of the cat. Don't be an indifferent coward douchebag.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 07:22 AM

Kittens that can't swim.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/22/2010 07:50 AM

I hate the lady who stands in front of me at Subway and places individual orders for her entire office. These women typically wear scrubs and work at a medical office.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 07:59 AM

I hate women who stand in front of me AS I'M GETTING OFF WORK so I have to deal with TWO retards; the customer, and my boss who takes forever to ring a single item up, let alone a whole counter full, a wad of lottery tickets, and a Frost-ing jelly danish.

Then, BOTH bitches can't make up their minds about how fast the cashing out process is going to go, meanwhile I'm crashing from three times the lethal dose of caffeine (like iocane poweder, I have built up an immunity) and just want to drag my ass home and sleep it off.

HATE!!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 08:05 AM

"How to..." articles.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 08:29 AM

People who stomp on the backs of their shoes until they're flat.

If you need to shuffle everywhere instead of walk, how about buying some slippers? Also, people who wear Birkenstocks. They look ugly, they smell ugly, they're sludge magnets. Worse, drama teachers wear black socks with them. Why????

People who wear flip flops too. I don't care who the Frost you are, I am not trying to look at your misshapen toes (which might not even be the right number) or see your chemical burns you get from buying Shakespearety, cheap, plastic, imported paddle things which don't have any sort of grip or tread.

Also, men who wear wifebeaters. They look like body hammocks and show off every square inch of armpit. Disgusting. Worse, if the person uses a powdery deodorant, then it's hair + dry powder, plus sweat, = chunky white flakes of powdered sweat clumps clinging to the very ends of the armpit hairs.

How about, pants that sag so low, it looks like the person gave themselves a wedgie? In fashion, it's STUPID. In practical situations, well... My mom used to laugh at the little gang banger kids tripping up the steep library steps.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 08:30 AM

Waiters that Frost-ing always ask if you want to buy some orange juice when all you came in for was pancakes. Then they ask if you want to slather a bunch of Shakespeare on them- NO. In fact, I have to watch my sugar intake, because if I eat or drink anything with too much, I go into shock.

AAAND, people who suck and bite and chew and snap every ounce of information about animation they can out of me, only to turn around and ignore me when I post a thread asking for help on their messageboards. Emersons! I could write a book, but nooooo, I give away everything I know and see it being used on everything from short films to feature length animated movies- no one puts me in the credits, I'm just a free resource. IT MAKES ME SICK that I'm helping people

I hate being hypoglycemic too. It's unreal how much sugar can Frost your life over. How it affect memory, mood, patience, rest, and trigger anxiety. This is a BAD drug that destroys teeth and is repsonsible for deaths- and it's sold in almost everything edible in one form or other. -and the substitutes being used in place of sugar cause cancer.

Well, now that I'm on a tear, I hate greed as well. Greed and dishonesty, Frost yooooooooooooo! Forever.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 08:33 AM

People that whine.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/22/2010 08:48 AM

Pram.

/obligatory

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 08:49 AM

Filly's immodest behavior.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 27,416 24
03/22/2010 08:55 AM

Currently? Honda Motor Corp.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/22/2010 08:56 AM

Only because you can't partake in it.

Big Irish Manhole 21,658 29
03/22/2010 09:02 AM

There are five broken threads on the front page right now.

EVERY ONE OF THEM BROKEN BY PRAM.

People are coming to Live and thinking there's a major bug with the code when the whole time it's just THAT PRAM Frost-ing Shakespeare UP AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S TO GOD DAMN LAZY OR INCONSIDERATE TO TYPE

"WIDTH=450"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 09:04 AM

Only because you can't partake in it.

Oh yeah, well that's only because....I mean...YOU SUCK.


Hmmm, I wonder if this is how HH felt before Zug 10.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/22/2010 09:14 AM

Blobs of fat have feelings?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/22/2010 09:16 AM

Don't piss off the Jell-O.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 27,416 24
03/22/2010 09:19 AM

Only because you can't partake in it.

What the balls does this even mean?

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 27,416 24
03/22/2010 09:19 AM

Oh wait. That wasn't to me. Carry on.

Millie 116,988 28
03/22/2010 09:29 AM

I had a long post, but I was too long and, honestly, it was too Prammy.

Today was apparently "Stupid-Emerson-Day" and "White-Trash-Bring-Your-Screaming-Kids-Day" at Lowe's. It must have been announced in our Sunday supplement.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/22/2010 09:41 AM

The fact that I have about $150 to live off of for the next month and a half... gas has to come before food. Here I come, Ramen diet! Today I was denied food stamps because I don't work 20 hours a week. IF I HAD TIME TO WORK 20 HOURS A WEEK, I WOULD JUST BUY FOOD. Some semesters, I have had time to work part-time. Other semesters (like this one), I barely have time to sleep. When are people going to realize that college is a full-time job and that not all of us get money from mommy and daddy to spend as we please???

Thud 68,525 19
03/22/2010 09:42 AM

Kidney stones.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 09:47 AM

HE'S TO GOD DAMN LAZY OR INCONSIDERATE TO TYPE

"WIDTH=450"

Dude, I don't even know how to make my words all green and big-like, how do you expect me to know how to change the thread width? This is the first I've heard of it. Sorry for the unintentional breaking of your Shakespeare.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/22/2010 09:48 AM

People who answer their phones with, "I can't talk right now." If that's the case, DON'T ANSWER. I understand the concept of voicemail.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/22/2010 09:53 AM

Things that make me really mad are intermittent packet-loss, bandwidth hogs, broadcast storms and paying Cisco support agreements. Oh, and carnies.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 10:05 AM

Blue Penguin- you're just mad 'cause you can't make a balloon animal with your dick.

Big Irish Manhole 21,658 29
03/22/2010 10:09 AM

Pram, when you want to post a picture, hit the preview button. It's blue and sits to the left of the submit button. If you see that your inline picture breaks the thread, don't post the picture.



The thing is, I know that you know how to do this. You just don't give a Shakespeare.

Kinda like the people who dump their car ash trays in parking lots or flick their butts out of the windows.

Or people who talk on their cell phone while checking out.

Or parents that let their children play in indoor play area's with their shoes on.

Or people that put onions on my cheeseburger even though the receipt clearly states that my order was to be clear of onions.

YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!

TopHatSnake 3,464 10
03/22/2010 10:15 AM

@ millie : I Frost-ing hate those sunday supplements. apparently the words "at participating stores" doesn't exist on the page until the customer walks into the store, demanding whatever obscure crap we "have to have, because our ad says we do". and god forbid you tell them it sold out already, and pop the self-centered bubble they live in.


@ general topic of the thread: I hate people. I derive great glee in the basic knowledge that you will all die, and wiShakespeare was sooner.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/22/2010 10:19 AM

I'm out of school now so it doesn't matter anymore, but Cisco Clean Access Agent can Frost right off. Getting my xBox around that and not getting booted from the school network was Frost-ing hard.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 10:21 AM

No, my INTERNET is broken and has been for several days. I can't tell when a message sends, when an email sends, whether or not a post makes it or is swallowed up and lost forever.

No idea why this is happening, I've run a virus scan and only found Trojan Agent, which is not even a real virus, but a trace of a scare tactic left over from a previous scan.

For now, PREVIEW does not work on this computer. I can only post, and even then, I have to copy the body of the message just in case it doesn't post and can't be recalled.

helloooo nurse 379 8
03/22/2010 10:24 AM

People who don't know the difference between "then" and "than"........

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/22/2010 10:36 AM

People who don't know how to properly write an ellipsis.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 10:52 AM

There are five broken threads on the front page right now

Well, GAB should change its width to accommodate wide loads. Every time I have posted a picture in here, it was like trying to ram a 14 ft (vertical) rig through a 10 foot tunnel...Only sideways. If ya ask me, GAB is ruining my pictures with a line through them all the way down.

Big Irish Manhole 21,658 29
03/22/2010 11:04 AM

Analog put in a picture thing for HTML virgins. But all you have to do is add "width=450" to the end of your code. Example:

//img src="www.iwilldefeatgravitybeforetheendoftheyear.com" width=450//

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/22/2010 11:09 AM

ARE YOU Frost-ing KIDDING ME?! DON'T HELP HIM POST MORE PICTURES.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/22/2010 11:09 AM

Oh uh, apparently, that makes me rage. So, on topic. Nyeh.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/22/2010 11:27 AM

Sportscasters saying stuff like this:

"You've got your Peyton Mannings, you've got your John Elways, you've got your Brett Farves."

"He's a class-act." "Coach Whistle Britches is a class-act." The term "class act" is only used to describe sports figures. This term does not apply to any other profession. You will never meet a pharmacist or a welder who is described as a "class-act."

"There is no love loss between these two teams." What if there was a certain amount of love loss between two teams. Would they proceed with the game?

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/22/2010 11:30 AM

It's "love lost".

Analog 9,608 19
03/22/2010 11:54 AM

Well, GAB should change its width to accommodate wide loads. Every time I have posted a picture in here, it was like trying to ram a 14 ft (vertical) rig through a 10 foot tunnel...Only sideways. If ya ask me, GAB is ruining my pictures with a line through them all the way down.

Just use the "Picture" in the editor to put pics in, they are downloaded and resized, so not only will you stop breaking the threads but doing that will make sure the picture will always be there/here

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
03/22/2010 12:03 PM

I Frost-ing rage when blood flows out of my crotch.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/22/2010 01:47 PM

Hey BIG, do you have pictures of Chance bleeding from the vag?

Hey, it's just a question. Hey, ow. Stop it! Stop hitting me!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
03/22/2010 02:20 PM

It might be red, but that wasnt blood....





















it was Undies.

Thud 68,525 19
03/22/2010 02:21 PM

Wedgie?


Nevermind.

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9 Pukes
03/22/2010 07:41 PM

OVERRATED BRAIN DEAD HAG

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/22/2010 08:05 PM

My wife's Aunt makes me rage.

Here is another story:

One of her sugar daddies, the one who thinks my wife and I work for the FBI, or the Lee County Sheriff's Office, or what ever is the current lie. Anyway this guy, has been told by more the one person that she is only using him for money. Some of her own family members have warned and told this dude that, among other people.

She hasnt been around to even see him in 6 months or more. But every month this guy gets his $3,000 from his pension or whatever. And the moron sends her two grand of it. They have only set eyes on each other maybe twice in 6 months. And she has been telling him she is on a secret mission for either the FBI or ATF, I can not keep up with all the lies, and thats why she has been gone. And that when the mission is over she will get 2 million dollars. She goes on to tell the this poor guy-but every one has told him untill they are blue in the face so maybe not poor guy but, Idjit non-the-less- she tells him that they will both go away to some island some where and live out thier lives.

And all the time she is away from this putz, she is getting back with her Ex hubby from 40 years ago. And she is bilking him out of money now.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/22/2010 08:32 PM

Other things that make me rage:


Injustice.

Partisan Politics, Mud-Slinging, Dirty Pool, Treason, Party before Patriotism, Dingleberries like Bill O'reilly, The deaths of American Armed Forces Men and Women, as well as many thousands of Iraqi Men, Women, And Children, and Water melon flavored Jolly Rancher's.


My rage is also upon:

People who end a sentance with the word, "Yo". As in, "Man dawg, you got some crazy ass Shakespeare, Yo".

And:

When someone drinks my last Dr Pepper, they must die.


My rage arises when:

I sit down on the toilet to take a crap. During mid-crap, at least 2 of 3 cat's will come in and Shakespeare in thier litter box. They tag team that thing like they are Bob Backlund and Pedro Morales and next thing you know, you are wishing you had the smell of your own poop back. Because it would be an improvement compared to the smell of gurgitaded fancy feast fake-ass shrimp and chicken dinner that cute little BG and Omee just shat out in the litter box. And the air freshener is across the bathroom on the sink.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/22/2010 10:08 PM

Blue Penguin- you're just mad 'cause you can't make a balloon animal with your dick.

Damn you insensitive clod! You just have to rub salt in an open wound, don't you! They just end up looking like a bow tie or a pretzel.

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/22/2010 10:25 PM

Starbucks, Simple Plan, Beatniks, Nickleback, Hippies, the green movement, earth hour, and the dutch.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/23/2010 12:08 AM

They tag team that thing like they are Bob Backlund and Pedro Morales and next thing you know, you are wishing you had the smell of your own poop back.

But it smells like the Sheepherders, yo.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/23/2010 12:19 AM

If you're going to hate on it, spell it right.

Nickelback

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/23/2010 12:47 AM

Why should I waste the energy looking op the spelling of a band I hate?

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/23/2010 12:48 AM

Why should I waste the energy looking up the grammar of a sentence about a band I hate?

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/23/2010 12:49 AM

Why the hell should I have to answer every question you Frosters post?

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/23/2010 12:54 AM

Office chairs that slowly lower while your sitting in them. You start out at the top and then when you need to get up to eat another jelly donut get a glass of water.

Yeah I'm fat, I'm fat, I know it, but I can still rage about it.

I'm going to build a chair using a car's hydraulic shock and make a ton of money exploiting my fellow fatties.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/23/2010 12:56 AM

Boy killed anally when office chair explodes

I really suggest not doing that...






















unless you''re into that kind of stuff.

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/23/2010 12:57 AM

There's nothing worse than an angry fat man.



....I'm lookin' at you BIG.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/23/2010 12:57 AM

Getting interrupted by end user's while I'm writing a sentence makes me rage too. How dare they get in the way of my Internet browsing. Let's try that again.

Office chairs that slowly lower while your sitting in them. You start out at the top and then when you need to get up to eat another jelly donut get a glass of water and you damn near fall over trying to stand up because you're almost sitting on the floor.

the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
03/23/2010 01:34 AM

There - Their - They're

To - Too - Two

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/23/2010 01:36 AM

Your-You're

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 01:36 AM

This doesn't make me rage, but

TACO, CHECK YOUR MAIL! YOU'RE NEEDED ON DEADLINE

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/23/2010 01:40 AM

Using Live as your private IM service make everyone rage.

..except for the sender and receiver, but they're tools.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 01:45 AM

sorry, Frogpop. I have a director breathing down my neck.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11 facepalms
03/23/2010 01:47 AM

Your-You're



My grammar = FAIL. I need to get caffinated and less distracted.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/23/2010 01:53 AM

lose - loose

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 04:22 AM

Taco- thank you thank you thank you thank you. You're the bestest friend evar.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/23/2010 04:34 AM

meh. I've stalked bestester.

helloooo nurse 379 8
03/23/2010 04:35 AM

I just can't help myself...........I am a person of deep thoughts.............

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 04:35 AM

That was a HAPPY rage!

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 04:46 AM

Future Druggist- that chair story is a gas.

Some of those comments are Frost-ing great:
"In Communist China, chair farts into you!!"

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/23/2010 07:24 AM

So where the Frost is my life of the party trophy for this thread? I'm trying to catch up to Whistler for a full 24 hours.

Not beating out other Livers for meaningless milestones make me RAGE.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2010 07:31 AM

Do you really think you can out beat some of these people?

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 08:02 AM

She's not talking about masturbation.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2010 08:13 AM

Aww, Pram's sticking up for the girl he swears he isn't creepily in love with and isn't stalking.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/23/2010 08:22 AM

Do you really think you can out beat some of these people?

Meh, maybe a couple of them.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2010 08:24 AM

I guess that could be a monthly challenge...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2010 08:26 AM

Instead of a tshirt the winner gets a towel.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/23/2010 09:25 AM

MASTURBlanta??

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 09:29 AM

Aww, Pram's sticking up for the girl he swears he isn't creepily in love with and isn't stalking.

PUT A PINT IN IT.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2010 09:41 AM

MASTURBlanta??

Is that like an antacid for when you swallow too much of your own cum?

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,330 11
03/23/2010 12:48 PM

Referring to spaying or neutering as 'getting fixed'. You are taking an animal with all of it's working parts and removing a pair of those parts for no reason other than convenience for you.

I'm not saying don't Bob Barker your pets, but for the love of Xenu you are getting them broken, not fixed.

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/23/2010 10:16 PM

I guess that could be a monthly challenge...

I thought that was her period.

/Pram 80,728 42
03/24/2010 02:07 AM

I'm not saying don't Bob Barker your pets, but for the love of Xenu you are getting them broken, not fixed.

What kind of swear bot are you using, man?

HenryHarveyComedyGod 448 8
03/24/2010 03:23 AM

Investment Bankers. Rich bastards that already have enough money but just want to get richer. And the lackeys that work for them.

These guys are gambling with our money.

Oh wait, when you gamble, it's just a game.

Sorry, they're stealing our money.

What's funny about that? Nothing. Except the opinions of the news media and everyone who follows the news media.

RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/24/2010 03:26 AM

Oh Henry, you slay me!

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 18,572 33
03/24/2010 05:48 AM

What gives me rage:

'roids.



































hemorrhoids. They Frost-ing suck.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/24/2010 06:05 AM

hemorrhoids. They Frost-ing suck.


You keep telling AC that and you won't get pregnant again.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/24/2010 07:17 AM

This chest cold that I have right now. I am coughing up stuff that reminds me I shouldn't feed gremlins after midnight. Its impossible to talk to anyone because I break into coughing fits and if I am not coughing I sound like I just finished eating out Bea Arthur and I still have some of her pubes stuck in my throat.

HenryHarveyComedyGod 448 8
03/24/2010 08:44 AM

Henry you slay me.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/24/2010 11:40 AM

Your text to mother-Frosting link here goddammit all to hell...

Dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
03/24/2010 01:11 PM

hemorrhoids. They Frost-ing suck.


You keep telling AC that and you won't get pregnant again.



That's right. If he keeps pushing them back into your anus, there's a good chance you two will not get pregnant.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 18,572 33
03/25/2010 05:10 AM

Bill and Dasypy:

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
03/25/2010 05:11 AM

The fact that some people don't understand that this is a comedy site.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/25/2010 05:28 AM

Definitely Nickelback.

>Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2010 05:39 AM

What gives me rage:

'roids.

hemorrhoids. They Frost-ing suck.

That's steroids, dear.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/25/2010 05:44 AM

Did you hear a wooshing sound when you posted that?

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/25/2010 05:52 AM

I don't rage much. I'm generally pretty mellow.

Mellow.

Meeeeeelllllooooooooooooooow.

Marshmallow.

...

What were we talking about?

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
03/25/2010 06:00 AM

They call me mellow yellow...

>Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2010 06:36 AM

Did you hear a wooshing sound when you posted that?

It was more like a whoosh-splat, but yeah...slightly after.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/25/2010 06:45 AM

Seriously, people who work harder at either not working or trying to make other people look bad than the effort it would take to actually do their job. Frost-ing JEEBUS CHRISTO!

HellaKlutz 6 7
03/25/2010 07:16 AM

I become enraged when people make statements in the form of a question...

"Hi, my name is ErIN?"
"I work at the mALL?"

....and so on and so forth. Makes me stabby.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/25/2010 07:18 AM

Nothing makes me angry. My emotional dial tops out at annoyed.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/25/2010 07:36 AM

And busy signals.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/25/2010 08:09 AM

i am never too busy for my gab ladies. you just need to get my google voice number!

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/25/2010 09:00 AM

I would never expect busy signals from you, Dinesh.