Help me get thrown out of the Deutsche Bank Atrium
An idea challenge
by HenryHarveyComedyGod  448  8
03/24/2010 03:18 AM 425 views
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I like to use the Deutsche Bank public atrium on Wall Street during lunch time because it's got free Wifi. I don't like how it's patrolled by fascist-looking guards.
Any ideas of a creative way I can get thrown out of this semi-public space?
I guess dressing in Nazi regalia and singing "Deutschland Uber Alles" would be too obvious.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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10 votes
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SHP 181,795  70
03/24/2010 03:21 AM
Usually anything involving an atrium and an exposed penis will do the trick.
I speak from experience.
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Hilarious
18 votes
4.2
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/24/2010 03:39 AM
Walk up to the reception area, bring a fake business card that says you are from Banque de France, and let them know you are there to see the president of the bank to discuss your terms of surrender.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/24/2010 03:45 AM
Or you can tell me when you are going to try to do something and I can meet you there and beat you with a sack of hammers.
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Amusing
3 votes
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TopHatSnake 3,464 10
03/24/2010 03:50 AM
beat you with a sack of hammers
is that a metaphor for teabagging?
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Funny
15 votes
3.6
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SHP 181,795 70
03/24/2010 03:53 AM
It is now.
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Funny
7 votes
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The Mailman 176,467 56
03/24/2010 04:19 AM
Hack into their Wifi router and rename the wireless network to "InternetMachtFrei."
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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MacGyver 190 6
03/24/2010 04:31 AM
Troll Chatroulette with your meatsword while using their wifi.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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RavosComedyGod 63,472 21
03/24/2010 10:40 PM
Its more of a meatdagger, really.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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MacGyver 190 6
03/25/2010 02:47 AM
I think the point will be made, so long as it's out of its meatsheath.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Madness 4,366 10
03/26/2010 01:40 AM
Use their wifi to look at porn, jerk it in the atrium into a wad of $20 bills.
Go to a teller and try to deposit the bills.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Pastel Dyed Baby Chix 286,642 61
03/26/2010 02:59 AM
Rename the router Deutchbank Scatporn Central.
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Amusing
2 votes
1.0
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Satans Toenails 4,199 12
03/28/2010 12:28 AM
Hail Satan!!
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/29/2010 04:44 AM
Hook up some big-ass speakers and repeatedly play badgerbadgerbadger.com on your laptop while taking notes on a clipboard.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/29/2010 04:52 AM
Put on a completely black outfit, gloves, hat, everything and follow around someone preferably a guard. When they ask you what you are doing, tell then you are their shadow.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
03/29/2010 05:47 AM
Put on a completely black outfit, gloves, hat, everything and follow around someone preferably a guard. When they ask you what you are doing, tell then you are their shadow. look off to the side and say "How did he see me?"
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