Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/10/2010 03:03 AM

PS2s are hot technology right now?

Future Druggist 2,533 11
04/10/2010 03:08 AM

* Pause... You know those metal wires that help hold telephone posts in place? They're usually covered with some yellow plastic guard. Well there's one of them near my house that isn't. Play... **


What?

Waste Disposal Unit 747 8
04/10/2010 03:12 AM

PS2s are hot technology right now?

Thus my asking him if he had been drinking.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/10/2010 03:15 AM

What?

I think he was trying to convey to the reader that his friend tripped over one of those support wires that go diagonally from telephone poles to the ground. He failed at clever wordplay.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
04/10/2010 03:18 AM

I'm imagining that in my head and giggling. Nice. Sucks that it had to smash someone's car though. Sounds like you & your friends have a great sense of humor though!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
04/10/2010 03:21 AM

I think he was trying to convey to the reader that his friend tripped over one of those support wires that go diagonally from telephone poles to the ground. He failed at clever wordplay.

Meh. I knew exactly what he meant. Some people are just being too picky. WE DONT HAVE TO PICK APART EVERY ARTICLE TO BRING THE FUNNY, some just have it there already if were just willing to give it a chance.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
04/10/2010 03:26 AM

Wasn't trying to pick apart the article. I honestly had no idea what he was trying to say. Out of all the noobs here (me included) I think he's one of the funniest.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/10/2010 03:30 AM

She was yelling at the other person.

Now, back in your box.

Waste Disposal Unit 747 8
04/10/2010 03:34 AM

Why thanks Chance, and FD too.

Now this is getting funnier by the minute... While my friend was dealing with the inconvenients of this little adventure, I prepped stage 2 by telling the kids that there would be no PS2, and told them to ask my friend for explanations.

Since kids that are denied their promised video game time quickly turn into ravenous junkies in need, I think I'll go grab myself a beer and watch from the kitchen or something.







I just hope they don't put too much blood on the couch.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
04/10/2010 03:40 AM

Midgets, youre so cute...now come here and tell me how fresh my breath is.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
04/10/2010 03:41 AM

Fine, but someone let me out of the box in the first place.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/10/2010 03:44 AM

Chance, I'm a sucker for flattery.
Since I can't reach your mouth I'll just tell you how nice your hair smells today.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
04/10/2010 03:52 AM

You being a midget and all, the only breath you'd be able to smell......OH Frost IT! If I have to esplain it will just suck out the funny!

Yeah that what I meant, Midgets.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48 hangs head in shame, crawls in FDs box
04/10/2010 03:59 AM

Ewww. Your breath is awfull!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/10/2010 04:36 AM

Glad I'm not the only one that didn't understand what he was saying.

Now that I got the Cinder's Notes, I'm up to speed. That is one of those moments in life that you wish you had on videotape.

Did you pee your pants while you were laughing? I usually do. It only adds to the hilarity.

Go out and buy those kids a PS2. You cheap bastard.

Waste Disposal Unit 747 8
04/10/2010 05:14 AM

Go out and buy those kids a PS2. You cheap bastard.

Weeeeell, if YOU'd let me out from under that sink of yours once in while, I may have time to add a PS2 to the X-Box, Gamecube and Nintendo DS they already have.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/10/2010 10:07 AM

PS2 to the X-Box, Gamecube and Nintendo DS they already have

Sounds like my house. Mine are now begging for the Nintendo DSi. I asked them how it's any better than a DS. Apparently it has a camera and an MP3 player. Which we already have sitting around the house collecting dust. Apparently it's way cooler if they are all on one gadget though. I offered to duct tape the camera and MP3 player to the regular DS. They were not amused.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
04/10/2010 10:10 AM

Just write an 'i' on there with a sharpie, and when they use it, make a lot of extra "boop bop beep" noises.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/10/2010 10:26 AM

If I had written this story, I would have at least lied and said it was a PS3 that had been dropped.

Waste Disposal Unit 747 8
04/10/2010 12:08 PM

Being that the PS2 wasn't mine, I have no shame writing about my friend being technologically retarded.

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
04/10/2010 01:10 PM

I have done a study that found that the future of pharmacology is in serious jeopardy due to the decline in intelligence of pharmacy school applicants.*





*I used a very small sampling process.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
04/10/2010 01:16 PM

* A pharmacy student and your dealer?

First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
04/10/2010 03:55 PM

I understood what you were trying to convey. Manhole didn't, and I made fun of him. But then I made it up to him. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that you're all right.

>Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2010 12:36 PM

You being a midget and all, the only breath you'd be able to smell......OH Frost IT! If I have to esplain it will just suck out the funny!

Chance, I don't think it's good to, in reference to a midget, use the expression "suck out" anywhere. Definitely don't mention tampons around him, either. He likes those.

OmegaLazarus 247 10
04/11/2010 02:08 PM

If I had written this story, I would have at least lied and said it was a PS3 that had been dropped.

Good tip. The real comedy gold is in the violence. Next time you tell this, the guy's head has to come off. Bonus for putting him in a chicken suit as well.

Manhole VS Gravity 21,658 29
04/11/2010 02:37 PM

I've got a hacked PS2 collecting dust. It was given to me because it didn't work. I replaced the laser, then modified it so I could play copied games and run my own code on it. I could burn .avi files and watch them through the PS2, it was sweet. This was a big deal back in the day, cause dvd players that could read CD-R were crazy expensive.

It still works I think, haven't used it in a while. I don't think I ever used it to play actual PS2 games though. I usually watched downloaded porno on it.

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
04/11/2010 11:00 PM

I hope everything went in slow motion as the guy tripped, and you yelled a prolonged "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!" and dove for it, but missed by a lot.

This story is way more entertaining my way.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/12/2010 05:01 AM

Straw, Can I rent Manhole for a few days? I just bought this R4 card that is supposed to let you hack a Nintendo DS and download the games from sites created by 12 year-old boys from Japan. It's driving me nuts.

You can have my husband in return for a few days. Just keep a toilet plunger handy.

First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
04/12/2010 05:23 AM

I think I remember you mentioning something about it on FB a couple weeks ago, and I mentioned it to Manhole in passing because he has talked before about hacking x-boxes and whatnot. He said something about how the problem with hacking Nintendo DSs is that new games have some sort of anti-hack thing on them, and if you put them in a hacked DS they go kaput. I'm not sure if that is the deal in your case or if I misheard him or whatever....he'll be home later tonight and I will bring it up to him again.

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
04/12/2010 05:28 AM

I have an R4 card for my DS. I had to get somebody else to get it working though, because computers ha---


*bzzzzt fizzle pop*

First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
04/12/2010 05:30 AM

Also, the toilet plunger is definitely within easy reach. My ex husband has passed (heh) his Epic Turd gene on to our daughter. She's only seven, but there have been enough incidents that I cross my fingers whenever she flushes.

Manhole VS Gravity 21,658 29
04/12/2010 02:17 PM

Shell, I have never tried to do anything with my DS other than play games. I googled "R4" and it looks pretty cool. I will probably buy one, I'll let you know if I can get it to fart or play downloaded porno. Cause if you can't make something fart or play porno, it's totally not worth hacking.

Be careful with the newer DS games. They can detect if the DS is modified and will disable themselves. There will be a warning on the game casing if it has this technology.