Dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
04/19/2010 10:34 PM

I do not have a toilet installed in my studio.

Is "studio" code for "my Mom's basement"?

P.S. I'm sure she'll let you run upstairs to use the facilities, that is unless she's got you chained up down there.

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
04/19/2010 11:08 PM

Kinda hard to answer when we don't know what is actually in there. But I'd probably ditch the bodies first.

Pram 80,728 42
04/20/2010 12:01 AM

Is "studio" code for "my Mom's basement"

Yes.

Anh Onymous 11,158 14
04/20/2010 12:07 AM

Throw away any and all furniture/utensils. Leave a giant mass of clay in the middle of the room. Mold what you knead.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
04/20/2010 01:45 AM

Is "studio" code for "my Mom's basement"

Yes.



Well, I'm a mom, I have a basement with a loo, and I'd love to have you for dinner.

* starts oiling the shackles and chains*

First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
04/20/2010 01:51 AM

Have you used it in the past year? If not, throw it away.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/20/2010 01:55 AM

I'm assuming she's including common sense and you penis in that statement.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/20/2010 01:57 AM

I hadn't used that r in like 13 months, so out it went.

Pram 80,728 42 pushes panic button
04/20/2010 01:58 AM

Well, I'm a mom, I have a basement with a loo, and I'd love to have you for dinner.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/20/2010 11:39 AM

Get in there and start swingin', slugger.

Pubah 56,851 18
04/20/2010 11:45 AM

Keep anything cardboard...never know when you may want to expand...

Ditch the electronic gadgets (except the computer)...they only suck up time and energy

Keep enough underwear that you can wear a fresh pair every day (one never knows when one may be in an accident)

Trash (or give back) anything belonging to women in your life. Let them find their own storage facilities.

and finally,

Keep all food. Unless it has furr on it, or smells like Prams armpits.

Shemp Lee Roy: The Last Dragon 22,222 17
04/20/2010 12:02 PM

First things first Pram.

Get rid of your Garbage Pail Kids collection.




It's just taking up room and scaring the girls away.

Shemp Lee Roy: The Last Dragon 22,222 17
04/20/2010 12:05 PM

I know this is off topic but:

A modern day Garbage Pail Kid?

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
04/20/2010 02:55 PM

Whatever you do, Pram, keep at least two pairs of shoes - one that you really like and one that you don't like so much. And if we should ever meet in person, please wear the one you don't like as much.

P.S. - the one year rule is a very good idea. If any of the old stuff is any good, Craig's List or eBay.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
04/20/2010 03:57 PM

Here's a good idea no one should ever try:

Sell everything to a pawn shop. Then when they give you only a fraction of what it's worth in cash, you will only be able to buy back the stuff you really want. Or just that weird civil war rifle they're selling out front. Because, hey, weird civil war rifle.

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
04/21/2010 01:12 AM

When you get sick of looking at that rifle, I'll take it off your hands.

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
04/21/2010 01:19 AM

I don't think you can blow it Whistler.

Anh Onymous 11,158 14
04/21/2010 02:11 AM

Ravos, Whistler could blow a lava rock if he wanted to, but he wouldn't because those belong to Pele.

Jeeni 47,815 51 scratches her head profusely
04/21/2010 05:14 AM

Today, I'm forced to do a bit of spring cleaning. I went to the shed for some lumber and found a gigantic colony of carpenter ants set up shop in my lumber pile. The wood was all treated with pesticide. WhattheFrost?

On the plus side, they're high in protein and add much needed "crunch" to a salad of field greens.

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 63,472 21
04/21/2010 06:23 AM

Heh, Jeeni's sporting wood.

Pastel Dyed Baby Chix 286,642 61
04/21/2010 07:01 AM

Maybe if you cleaned up a bit you would find the toilet in your studio.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
04/21/2010 07:32 AM

It has been my experience that if a long lost toilet is found, it was better un-found.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/21/2010 07:50 AM

Heh, KChiki reminded me of helping a great Aunt and Uncle move about five years ago.
They had a semi finished basement and when we moved a big old bookcase we found a doorway to a small bathroom. My Uncle had no idea it was ever there because my Aunt bought the house while he was in Nam, and decided that it was a strange place for a bathroom so she put the case in front of it and just pretty much forgot about it.

I know this isn't funny, but he still chuckles (because that's what old folk do) about going 35 years not knowing about his toilet.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
04/21/2010 08:02 AM

Actually, that's a pretty cool story! It must have been pretty small for them to walk around the house for 35 years and not wonder about the dimensions.

Spring Fresh Midgets 96,151 48
04/21/2010 08:17 AM

It was in the basement, and in the old houses around here it's not uncommon for the basements to be smaller than the houses.

Pastel Dyed Baby Chix 286,642 61
04/22/2010 03:28 AM

Basement toilets were designed by smart women in the 20's - 50's before the invention of bathroom exhaust fans for hubby's to enjoy.

Pram 80,728 42
04/22/2010 03:44 AM

Was it the 20's or the 50's? Make up your goddamn mind!