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While giving the kids a bath the other night, something happened that I didn't know how to deal with. While one kid was fighting tooth and nail to keep her band-aid out of the water, she knocked into the bath a doll which was supposed to help teach her to used the potty seat. It's the standard variety, with a hole at the mouth connected internally to a hole in the crotch, so that if you feed the baby its bottle, it pees. You must, of course, feed the child while it's on its potty seat. And you must remember not to lose the bottle.
Anyway, the other child seized the doll, laid it in the water, fastened her lips to its crotch, and blew until a fountain of water shot out of its mouth (Look Daddy! I made Testtube Baby throw up!)
Laughing was the WRONG response, as it induced her to repeat it a dozen times. What's the right response?
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Nachos 57,521  23
05/11/2010 05:44 AM
You should simply laugh and enjoy it. Soon your children will grow up and memories such as these will be increasingly precious and something you can look back on fondly.
Remember that these are some of the most magical times you'll ever have.
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End. In. Ravos. 63,472 21
05/11/2010 08:25 AM
What's the right response?
My little girl is all grown up *sniff*
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Hilarious
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Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
05/11/2010 09:47 AM
Tell the kid, "Don't blow, suck."
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End. In. Ravos. 63,472 21
05/11/2010 09:58 AM
If only whistler would take his own advice.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
05/11/2010 10:03 AM
If only whistler would take his own advice.
Some people know the difference between playing a fife and performing oral sex.
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First Straw of Spring 98,023 37
05/11/2010 10:09 AM
The right response is to grab the video camera and capture that precious moment. Not to put on youtube, as that would have the authorities at your door in a nanosecond. No, save it for when the child becomes a teenager and is foolish enough to invite friends over to the house.
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Fratberry 283,051 53
05/11/2010 10:11 AM
Sounds like they're ready for the next logical step...
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Chuckleworthy
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End. In. Ravos. 63,472 21
05/11/2010 10:15 AM
Some people know the difference between playing a fife and performing oral sex.
It is a fine line which you walk, Whistler.
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The Spit in Hospitality 1,071 8
05/11/2010 08:09 PM
I guess I'm looking for something that will not cement the association she has just formed in her brain between cunnilingus and vomiting.
Y'know, to be nice to her future boyfriend/girlfriend/gimp.
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Hilarious
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/11/2010 08:21 PM
Ok then, use Whistlers idea.
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