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A comedy conversation by Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 10:58 AM 555 views

It's getting hard to afford LIFE ITSELF, these days. I went to the store to buy a grape wad and some sex balloons and it "came" to $14.00. Ya see, the store lies to you and advertises a sale of $1.49/lb (of grapes, not condoms) and that's all fine and dandy, but the bag of grapes is actually 2.856974lbs, so the total cost is... I wasn't paying attention.

After buying a month supply of food (pretty much just grapes), my entertainment fund was $7.99. So that box of condoms is going to have to be something special. I think I'm going to just put them all on at once and stick my dick in a windmill.

I was going to buy a monthly bus pass, but it was $86.00. That's for what's LEFT of the month. I think there should be a law that after the first three days of a month...pass, the machine should deny the transaction; maybe post a message: "I'm sorry, but we're too far into the month. Please purchase next month's pass, and wait until next month when you can use it".

The yearly pass was something like $1,000.00 Enough to fix a few potholes downtown, but still the cars go up and down on the street, and the merging bicycle traffic on 1st and Hawthorne goes under them. The other options were: Weekly pass: Out Of Order, and Two-Weekly Pass: Gang Graffiti.

So I bought the 10 individual tickets for $23.00. Then I stood there as the machine slowly printed each one up daintily, and gently let it go, only to flutter to the bottom of the machine like a leafe. I could have been shot five times and driven over by a wheelbarrow in the amount of time it took to get all of those tickets. Then another two minutes for the receipt to print and I was "on my way", so to speak. I say this, because the sidewalk leading away from the ticket kiosk was closed.

If anyone wants me, I will be waiting patiently for the next windy day.

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Hilarious 13 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154437
Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2010 11:47 AM

Somebody cue Ravos. There seems to be confusion again on just what kind of site this is.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154445
Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 12:02 PM

Whoops, that was supposed to be a five-part article.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154451
Madness 4,366 10
05/15/2010 02:28 PM

You know Pram, I usually turn avatars off, but I got logged out at work so the website reverted to the default, word filtering, avatar displaying, log in you dipShakespeare viewing mode.

And honestly, your avatar is very fitting, because that's how I feel whenever I read anything written by you. My face turns green and I have a strong urge to vomit, but at the same time I have a perfectly expressionless look on my face and can't even bring myself to puke because showing any sort of reaction or emotion to your post would validate its existance and therefore be a travesty unto this entire website.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154452
Pram 80,728 42 takes off the rubber greek actor's mask and is introspective for a moment
05/15/2010 03:05 PM

Most of the time I'm just mocking the structure of ZUG. If you think I'm really anything like Pram in real life, you're WAAAAAY off. I worry, sometimes, about how my posts are taken...especially to people I like on here.

But it's hard enough to try to be funny with only words (I'm more into facial expressions and body movement) so the only thing that has worked is to find a schtick and cling onto it for dear life.

At the moment, my schtick is "crazy shoe-Frost-ing stalk-tardmo clay masturbator"

As long as you're only willing to know me for my reputation, that's all I'll show you. Let this be a lesson to anyone who wants to pidgeonhole me as anything in particular, because I'll surprise you later when I change.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154453
Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 03:13 PM

Also, what the hell is wrong with the first post? I put more effort into it than you put into eating healthily.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154454
The Mailman 176,467 56
05/15/2010 03:22 PM

As long as you're only willing to know me for my reputation, that's all I'll show you.

You got this the wrong way. It is the other way around: as long as the current Pram is all you are willing to show us, that's what your reputation will be.

The same way, Paris Hilton can't say, "as long as I'll be perceived as a stupid blonde slut, that's what I'll be. Too bad, because with my brains, I could cure cancer."

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154455
Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 03:23 PM

Then it's an endless loop of poop sausage, because some of you haven't given me a chance to really be myself.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154456
The Mailman 176,467 56
05/15/2010 03:23 PM

Let this be a lesson to anyone who wants to pidgeonhole me as anything in particular, because I'll surprise you later when I change.

Bring it.

 

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Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 03:29 PM

Ok, Froster.

Check this Shakespeare out:

Today I got an email from an animator I've been doing sound for on his films. In the past he's asked for advice, and I guess something I said must have stuck with him, because he said "something you must have said stuck with me!"

He's a nice guy, but this is not the first time someone has said I changed their life for the better. Usually I change their life for the indifferent, or I change their life like a confused parent changes the clean diaper out and grabs a dirty one.

I don't like being nice too often though, because then I get screwed over and I have a problem with being taken advantage of.

But, you know, even when I'm angry (hey BIG, want help picking out a tie?) I'm always willing to help, and I never hold a grudge.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154458
The Mailman 176,467 56
05/15/2010 03:35 PM

some of you haven't given me a chance to really be myself.

There's only one person who can be yourself, that is you. You dedide who "yourself" is. You alone are responsible for your own reputation and you alone can work to change it. This is true on ZUG and it is true elsewhere. Stop using others as an excuse. What the others say about you is just a reflection of your own attitude.

No one around here woke one morning and decided that Pram's schtick would be the shoe-Frost-ing emo claymating stalking retard.

Go cure cancer and your reputation will change, I promise. But don't wait for too long. I haven't seen Paris Hilton on TV in the past month, so I suspect that she's finally working on it herself.

 

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Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 03:35 PM

uh..... You French turd.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154460
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/15/2010 03:40 PM

But it's hard enough to try to be funny with only words (I'm more into facial expressions and body movement) so the only thing that has worked is to find a schtick and cling onto it for dear life.

I don't think you are going about it the right way. Like you, I find it hard to write stuff that is funny. And when I first started posting here, I posted the first thing that popped into my head, be it funny or not. That is why everyone, (you included) would give me a bunch of Shakespeare. I still fall short of the funny a lot of the time but, my post count has dropped dramatically. So, everyone doesn't give me the same amount of Shakespeare they used to.

For a while back there, you stopped stopped having diarrhea of the post. During that time anyone that showed up here that had been away for a while said, "Since when did Pram become a respected member of the board." I don't know what happened after that (you probably stopped taking your meds) but you are just as bad as you were before I joined. I don't have a point, I just wanted to join the "Rant at Pram" diatribe.


/serious

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154461
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/15/2010 04:12 PM

This thread is like an episode of The Real World. Mailman and Bill have stopped being polite and have started to get real.


 

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Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 04:12 PM

I got depressed.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154463
Pants 14,252 17
05/15/2010 05:02 PM

A more appropriate title for this thread would be
"Accost the living."

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154469
End. In. Ravos. 63,472 21 Sits & delivers
05/15/2010 06:16 PM



Comedy. Site.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154470
End. In. Ravos. 63,472 21
05/15/2010 06:17 PM

But it's hard enough to try to be funny with only words (I'm more into facial expressions and body movement)

Body movement is pretty funny, but usually you end up in prison if you don't move them to the right place.

 

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Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/15/2010 09:14 PM

My cost of living:
monthly totals:
baby formula-$150
baby food- $65
diapers and wipes- $85
people food- $350
cat food- $35
rent- $400
utilities- $200
AC's beer- $75
AC's cigarettes- $250
car insurance- $65
gas for both cars- $325
takeout Thursday- $100 (total monthly, not weekly)
miscellaneous whatnot expenses- $250
my personal shopping needs- $150


So what I'm saying is, stop being such a crybaby and find a better solution to your money troubles. My personal suggestion for you starts with an S....

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154492
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/15/2010 09:30 PM

You know what's funny about that? No one cares! Hahaha.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154493
Dislocated Ravos 63,472 21
05/15/2010 10:21 PM

If you're complaining about stuff not costing the advertised price, welcome to my world. I go to the dollar store, and not everything is a dollar. Some is like, $1.50 or $2. Then you add on sales tax, and while it says $2 on the product, I end up paying $2.28. Hilarious!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154501
Jesus Sandals + Socks 4,199 12
05/15/2010 10:43 PM

Then it's an endless loop of
poop sausage, because some
of you haven't given me a
chance to really be myself.

You're posting on an online message board, not engaging in a face to face conversation. You can be whoever you want, that being the beauty of the internet.
The only person stopping you from being yourself is you. Grow the Frost up man, I'm saying this for your own good.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154507
Pram 80,728 42
05/15/2010 11:11 PM

Go Frost yourselves, the point was not about money, but the results of not being able to spend it in a simple way and benefit from that. There are too many things blocking a simple transaction and they are usually due to the way a company operates. And even within that spectrum of corporate selfishness and Emersonry, you have people who know enough to say "Frost you" to the calculated limitations.

The example of grapes, something that grows naturally, is particularly troubling. They cost too Frost-ing much for what they are. Condoms, the other example, are just little pieces of rubber that have no business being rounded down a penny from $8.00.

You guys really need to learn to find the gist of an article before you attack it.

*sticks his dick in a Farmall IH 1.5 ft. Windmill*

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154508
Dianarama 57,835 109
05/15/2010 11:21 PM

When have we EVER stayed on topic?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154509
James T. Midgets 96,151 48
05/15/2010 11:45 PM

I'll repeat something here that I told my kids today because it just might apply to "someone".

Just because it pops into your head does not mean it needs to come out of your mouth.



No, I don't mean that in the same way "someone else's" step dad does. Figure it out.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154512
Millie 116,989 28
05/16/2010 12:33 AM

First of all, Pram, condoms can be expensive, but how much would you be spending if you got someone pregnant? Or how much would you spend if you got some kind of disease?

Although, I do sympathize. I had to buy tampons the other day and they were, like, 7.99 for 40 tampons. If you recall, I used to work in a tampon factory. They cost about 3 cents each to make.

There's nothing you can do about it. If it's something you really need, they'll charge a lot of money. No one is in business to give people a break--they're in business to make money.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154513
TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/16/2010 12:49 AM

You guys really need to learn to find the gist of an article before you attack it.


Pram, numerous people here read what you wrote. And not one of them thought it was funny, or got "the gist" of it. Perhaps you should consider the possibility that it's not the readers that are the problem.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154524
Jeeni 47,815 51
05/16/2010 01:37 PM

Then it's an endless loop of poop sausage, because some of you haven't given me a chance to really be myself.

At every moment of every day, we invent ourselves. We choose who we are by what we choose to do. You may believe you are limited to your "schtick" but only you limit yourself to that.

Isn't that exciting to know?

You may feel trapped by your past actions, but don't let your past actions limit your future. Working as a temporary employee helped me get over this, myself. Each assignment allowed me a fresh start.

On my first 3 assignments as a temp. employee, all three companies gave me rave reviews, except every one of them said "She apologizes too often." So, the temp. agency called me and told me to stop apologizing. "If all 3 companies liked your work, why are you apologizing?" I immediately said "I'm sorry! I'll try not to say 'I'm sorry' as much."

Doh.

Sooo... the next assignment, I decided to be aware of when I would want to say "I'm sorry", but not say it. It felt really awkward at first, but I realized not saying "I'm sorry" made me out to have more confidence than I had previously. It felt weird, but people respected me more when I showed more confidence. Now, I'm a complete Emerson. I don't apologize even if it is my fault. Lesson learned!

In this life, we're all growing and learning. Sometimes we're learning how not to be, but still - take this wonderful internet experience and grow from it.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154527
Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
05/16/2010 02:13 PM

Oh my god, you shut up too. I'm about to human centipede both your mouths and hands together. I will save the world.

 

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Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 03:18 PM

Working as a temporary employee
Are you implying that you won't last long? Like a "use once and throw away" employee?

I imagine that is good for the environment...

Hey Phla- don't do anything rash (yet). I've been working on some new techniques for attaching things together. If you can get a huge bucket of Friendly Plastic and aim a high temperature heat gun at it for about an hour, its ability to bind has the added characteristic of burning the holy Frost out of anyone you want to attach together.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154531
Dislocated Ravos 63,472 21
05/16/2010 03:40 PM

When have we EVER stayed on topic?

Usually when dead babies are involved.

And Pram, the choice is yours. Condoms, or shoe-detergent. Or new shoes. You have options. Explore them. Or don't.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154538
Jeeni 47,815 51
05/16/2010 04:13 PM

Speaking of shoes and not staying on topic. Anyone see this site yet?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154539
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 04:23 PM

And Pram, the choice is yours. Condoms, or shoe-detergent. Or new shoes. You have options. Explore them. Or don't

*face contorts into calculating Dexter expression*

Can I really have it all?

 

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Dislocated Ravos 63,472 21
05/16/2010 04:30 PM

Do I really have to answer that?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154541
Dislocated Ravos 63,472 21
05/16/2010 04:30 PM

Do I really have to answer that?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154542
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/16/2010 05:05 PM

I can't decide if that was intentional or not.

 

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Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 05:28 PM

Holy Shakespeare, which part?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154544
It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
05/16/2010 06:04 PM

This thread makes me do sad face.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154549
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 06:20 PM

I guess I'm confused. What about this thread is so stupid/wrong/deserving of armpit cancer for the writer?

It's not like I didn't make an attempt to be funny. I mean, how often to you hear about someone putting 12 condoms on and then shoving his penis into a spinning windmill?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154552
The Mailman 176,467 56
05/16/2010 06:33 PM

I'll tell you what: I'll give you a 5-orb if you actually do it.

 

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Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 06:37 PM

But five orbs can't be cashed in on the Zug store.

How about... five orbs on every third post I make for a month?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154557
Dislocated Ravos 63,472 21
05/16/2010 06:47 PM

....sure.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154561
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/16/2010 07:22 PM

Pram's sense of humor killed Ronnie James Dio.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154564
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 07:52 PM

Good GOD, no. Now I'm going to have to listen to nonstop DIO on Rock 101 for several days.

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154566
Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
05/16/2010 08:02 PM

My cost of living:
monthly totals:
baby formula-$150 breast feeding - free
baby food- $65 grind up people food - $20
diapers and wipes- $85
people food- $350
cat food- $35 get rid of cat - free
rent- $400
utilities- $200
AC's beer- $75 Alcoholics Anonymous - free
AC's cigarettes- $250 put one out on his forehead - free
car insurance- $65
gas for both cars- $325
takeout Thursday- $100 (total monthly, not weekly) cook - $50
miscellaneous whatnot expenses- $250
my personal shopping needs- $150 generic tampons - $125


There. I just saved you $630 a month. Seriously, though, if things are that tight, AC should not be smoking. You might as well just light $250 on fire and huff the fumes.



And Pram:

Bust open that bag of grapes right there in the store and split the contents down to the size you want. I do this every week. Not because I don't have the $2, but just because I won't have the store dictating to me that I need a pound of grapes rotting in my fridge at the end of the week.

Don't have sex. Condoms can break, you know. And neither you nor the world can afford to have a little Pramlet running around.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154569
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/16/2010 08:27 PM

Heh.

The point was not to bitch about money. I just made a challenge to myself to write an article (if you could call it that) consisting of the words "wheelbarrow", "bus pass", "condoms", "dick", and "windmill".

And I totally did. And it totally sucked. This will give me pause when I feel a bout of confidence coming on next time.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154573
Jesus Sandals + Socks 4,199 12
05/16/2010 08:40 PM

If the cost of living is so high, why does it still remain so popular?

 

Funny 11 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154575
Future Druggist 2,533 11
05/16/2010 10:58 PM

Many a thread eventually descends into madness here at ZUG. However never does a thread tightly follow such a pattern as a thread by Pram. Please note this does not always occur in this order.
1. Pram Post that baffles the mind
2a. Comedy.site.
2b. Someone makes comment about how none of the first post made sense
3. Reference to shoe Frost-ing is made
4. Assumption that Pram has not taken pills
5. Pram claims that hes not really like this in real life and hes sticking to the schtick
6. Pram name change
7. Reference to animation is made
8. Lobster pops in with something of "interest"
9. Go Frost Yourselfs
10. Backtrack!

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154578
Dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
05/17/2010 06:46 AM

Cost of living:

1. cardboard box - free
2. dumpster dining at the finest restaurants - free
3. airplane glue - five finger discount
4. Profit!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154582
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 08:58 AM

Many a thread eventually descends into madness here at ZUG. However never does a thread tightly follow such a pattern as a thread by Pram. Please note this does not always occur in this order.

I like to mix it up!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154654
Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/17/2010 02:41 PM

Jeeni!



OMG thay liek totalee have BACON SHOZE!!!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154655
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/17/2010 02:44 PM

You know, changing your display name constantly would have a much better effect if you also stopped posting like Lobster.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154656
It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
05/17/2010 02:47 PM

Pram won't know whether to Frost it or eat it.....

Perhaps he'll do both.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154659
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/17/2010 02:51 PM

Then he needs these shoes.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154666
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 03:35 PM

You know, changing your display name constantly would have a much better effect if you also stopped posting like Lobster.

I also changed my blog name a lot in 2007 out of boredom. But on GAB I always have my nick allude to some form of Pram, so I don't really consider it a name change.

Damn, Filly. I may generalize and I'm often wrong about people I judge- as in the case of thinking your whole generation was an Emerson- but in your case, I was right. You are cold hearted.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154669
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/17/2010 03:44 PM

I wasn't actually talking to you, Pram. Way to be egocentric. Also, "it's not me, it's my schtick."

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154671
Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
05/17/2010 03:50 PM

That is why everyone, (you included) would give me a bunch of Shakespeare. I still fall short of the funny a lot of the time but, my post count has dropped dramatically. So, everyone doesn't give me the same amount of Shakespeare they used to.

Did it start tapering off right around the time it became illegal to pick on people? Just curious.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154676
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 04:04 PM

Randall Cleveland-

As much as regulation of what people say on IM impedes the First Amendment, it did make me more careful of what I say (now that we live in a police state).

Coincidentally. I was not aware until recently that being internet-mean was a crime, but my tapering down of the nastiness on YIM coincided with the depopulation of the Yahoo chatrooms, which I suppose occured as a response to the new internet harrassment legislation. Since then, and given that I enjoy my freedom, I do not go out of my way to pick on anyone. But I think it's bullShakespeare that people are so butt-hurt by a bunch of words. Grow thicker skin, you Frostin' emo's.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154677
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/17/2010 04:06 PM

I sure am glad that Pram never overreacts to anything.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154678
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/17/2010 04:07 PM

*cough*Poe*cough*

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154679
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 04:08 PM

I wasn't actually talking to you, Pram. Way to be egocentric. Also, "it's not me, it's my schtick."

Even on Yahoo? Shakespeare, I didn't know it was you the other day and I accidentally IM'd you. Did you see how fast I avoided prolonging that conversation? First impressions may be lasting ones, but it goes both ways. *wink*

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154680
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/17/2010 04:09 PM

But I think it's bullShakespeare that people are so butt-hurt by a bunch of words. Grow thicker skin, you Frostin' emo's.

HAHaHaHaHaHAHAHaHahahAHAHAHAHahahaha!!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154683
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/17/2010 04:11 PM

I don't think you can say you "avoided prolonging the conversation" if the other person never responds.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154684
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 04:12 PM

Cup my nuts, Frat

 

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Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 04:12 PM

I don't think you can say you "avoided prolonging the conversation" if the other person never responds.

I ended it on my end.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154688
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/17/2010 04:23 PM

Did it start tapering off right around the time it became illegal to pick on people? Just curious.

It's not illegal to pick on people. It's illegal to pick on noobs. Retards are fair game. I use this thread as my proof.


Yeah, right about then.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154689
Filly - waxed 39,193 20
05/17/2010 04:29 PM

But I think it's bullShakespeare that people are so butt-hurt by a bunch of words. Grow thicker skin, you Frostin' emo's.

You are cold hearted.


You're right, Pram. I'm sorry I'm so mean to you. I sure didn't mean to hurt your feelings with a bunch of words. Tell me, do you ever offend your sense of irony when you click "Continue the comedy" before you post?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154690
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/17/2010 04:33 PM

Randall Cleveland-

As much as regulation of what people say on IM impedes the First Amendment, it did make me more careful of what I say (now that we live in a police state).

Coincidentally. I was not aware until recently that being internet-mean was a crime, but my tapering down of the nastiness on YIM coincided with the depopulation of the Yahoo chatrooms, which I suppose occured as a response to the new internet harrassment legislation. Since then, and given that I enjoy my freedom, I do not go out of my way to pick on anyone. But I think it's bullShakespeare that people are so butt-hurt by a bunch of words. Grow thicker skin, you Frostin' emo's.




Um, I think he was talking to me. Way to be consistent Pram.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154692
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 04:35 PM

Do you ever forget to be sarcastic?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154694
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/17/2010 04:46 PM

Do you ever, EVER, think before posting? EVER??

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154695
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/17/2010 04:47 PM

EVAR???

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154707
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 05:23 PM

I was talking to Filly, not Bill.

So yes, I think before I post. And no, I don't have the same sense of humor as the rest of GAB. And that's probably a good thing.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154709
Filly - waxed 39,193 20 crosses fingers
05/17/2010 05:28 PM

Perhaps you should find a site that is better suited to your style of comedy, then.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154710
Dawn of Pram 80,728 42
05/17/2010 05:37 PM

Perhaps YOU should be nicer to me.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154711
It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
05/17/2010 05:59 PM

Gayest. Thread. Ever.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154728
Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/17/2010 09:40 PM

Marmite! Did you see the bacon shoes? They're way freaking awesome.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154768
Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
05/18/2010 09:12 AM

Randall Cleveland-

(a bunch of inane bullShakespeare)


Can we not even take jabs at OTHER PEOPLE without you getting pissy about it? It's like you and Lobster try your very hardest to make it not fun here.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154771
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 09:19 AM

YOU WERE PICKING ON ME!


Randall Cleveland,

Pram, pram, pram, complaint, pram. You don't understand me!! Pram, pram, my life sucks, pram. I'm going to quit, pram, but not until I post some more, pram, pram pram!


Bill the Squirrel.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154772
Pram 80,728 42
05/18/2010 09:19 AM

Sorry, I misread your post and Lobster's italicized comment wasn't showing up because I subconsciously filter her out.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154775
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/18/2010 09:24 AM

Get off my cat icon, dickweed. You're, like, the worst stalker ever.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154776
Pram 80,728 42
05/18/2010 09:26 AM

No, I'm not. I just had five cats, and one of them died. This is my way of honoring him.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154778
Pram 80,728 42
05/18/2010 09:27 AM

Also, anyone can use these icons. If it's so important to you, why don't you get a custom one? If the option was there, I wouldn't have an icon at all. Hell, I have them turned off half the time.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154779
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 09:29 AM

Also, anyone can use these icons. If it's so important to you, why don't you get a custom one? If the option was there, I wouldn't have an icon at all. Hell, I have them turned off half the time.



The option is there. Don't post.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154780
Pram 80,728 42 sigh
05/18/2010 09:29 AM

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154781
Pram 80,728 42
05/18/2010 09:30 AM

I'm just killing time before I have to go and help convict an innocent man.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154783
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 09:37 AM




Maybe there should be a monthly limit on number of posts. Like, I don't know, 207. What do you think?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154785
Pram 80,728 42
05/18/2010 09:41 AM

'kay.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154794
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/18/2010 10:29 AM

All of you should just shut the Frost up. Go back to grade school if all you want to do is trade ridiculous insults.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154796
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 10:33 AM

Shell,

Frost off.



Lovingly,

Bill.


p.s. I thought PMS ended after uterus removal?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154797
Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/18/2010 10:39 AM

Bill,



Love,
Lobster

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154801
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/18/2010 10:50 AM

Shell,

Frost off.


Bill,

Eat Shakespeare and die, you crazy squirrel bastard.


P.S. I still have my ovaries, dumb Shakespeare.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154803
Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/18/2010 10:53 AM

 

Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154817
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/18/2010 11:16 AM

All of you should just shut the Frost up. Go back to grade school if all you want to do is trade ridiculous insults.

I tried to go back to my grade school. I'm not allowed to go back, according to the terms of the restraining order.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154818
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 11:34 AM



P.S. I still have my ovaries, dumb Shakespeare.


Useless ovaries are ruining Live.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154820
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/18/2010 11:59 AM

Useless ovaries are ruining Live.

Yes, my ovaries are ruining Live. Not the 50 million stupid prank articles and unfunny asshats. My ovaries.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154821
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 12:14 PM

This is why I love Shell.

Yes, my ovaries are ruining Live. Not the 50 million stupid prank articles and unfunny asshats. My ovaries.






 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154822
Fratberry 283,051 53
05/18/2010 12:40 PM

When did Shell turn into Jane?

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154828
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/18/2010 01:31 PM

I'm in a foul mood. Everything is pissing me off and my ovaries are useless.


SHELL ANGRY! SHELL SMASH!!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154829
Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/18/2010 01:33 PM

Sorry about the soccermom, Bill. Although it's nothing compared to what I would have done to you had you told me to Frost off in person.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154830
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 01:42 PM

Meh, no big deal Shell. Everything else about this thread sucks ass. My posts may as well also.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154831
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/18/2010 01:43 PM

Heh, my last post gave Pram a trophy.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154874
Cinderblock 27,578 25
05/18/2010 08:08 PM

I just want to say that I love everyone.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154875
Manhole VS Gravity 21,658 29
05/18/2010 08:19 PM

GROUP HUG!*
























*Pram not included.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154876
Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
05/18/2010 08:34 PM

Can we please please please please stop giving the troll Firestarter trophies? It makes him look legit. Too legit.

If only there were a Hammer song that were applicable here...

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154877
James T. Midgets 96,151 48
05/18/2010 08:40 PM

There is. "Frost off and die". "Bump this" comes to mind also.


 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054154905
Pram 80,728 42
05/19/2010 01:22 AM

Can we please please please please stop giving the troll Firestone Tire coupons? It makes him look like he has a car. Too Les Schwab.

If only there were a Rodgers and Hammerstein song that were applicable here..