Penis in the Paper Prank
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by Luke McKinney  11,088  110
05/18/2010 08:16 AM 205257 views
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Senior journalism majors at the University of Utah spelled some spectacular acrostics in the final issue of their student newspaper, arranging their editorials to say PENIS and Carroll in very large type.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so we should be glad they skipped the other nine-hundred and ninety nine.
Unfortunately the University of Utah seems to think it's a preschool, and is holding up these students from graduating, because they spelled a naughty word. Luckily, they have the Associate Dean of Students Lori McDonald on their side. Oh, no, wait, she's accusing them of "intentional disruption or obstruction of teaching, research, administration, disciplinary proceedings or other University activities."
This is what you look like after your sense of humor is surgically removed.
They should be safe enough, though -- if she can be "disrupted" by a seven-year-old's idea of a bad word, a single episode of South Park should put her in a coma.
BONUS: The worst word in the world, prank-style!
UPDATE: All the students have been cleared of charges, and will be allowed to graduate. School officials were swayed by a letter from Adam Goldstein, an attorney advocate for the Student Press Law Center, who argued that the university was messing with the students' First Amendment rights: "If speech is a violation of the [student code of conduct], then the code of conduct is unconstitutional," he said in a letter. No word on whether his letter spelled out yet another hidden dirty word.
And now the link:
http://trueslant.com/andreaitis/2010/05/07/college-newspaper-penis-prank-leaves-nine-seniors-in-graduation-limbo-university-of-utah/
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Dogs Akimbo 205,203  31
05/18/2010 08:38 AM
Frequently, young people under the stress of college will do things like this.
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Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
05/18/2010 08:59 AM
Understandable, given the stress college students endure trying to meet expectations.
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Running with Scissors 3,504 12
05/18/2010 09:06 AM
Could this be a cry for help from these students?
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MungChamp 35,886 35
05/18/2010 09:07 AM
Clearly they are just trying to make a lasting impression before graduation.
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 09:08 AM
Come on, is it really worth holding up their careers? At least no cubicles were harmed!
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 09:09 AM
Knew I'd be too slow.
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Fratberry 277,074 52
05/18/2010 09:20 AM
You should know better.
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Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
05/18/2010 09:23 AM
Oh come on guys, can't we even pull this off?
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the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
05/18/2010 09:36 AM
Unfortunately, not very well
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Running with Scissors 3,504 12
05/18/2010 09:51 AM
Actually this is quite difficult to pull off without proper coordination.
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 09:57 AM
So it seems.
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Sippin Sangria with a Straw 95,441 36
05/18/2010 10:05 AM
Straw in da house!
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Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
05/18/2010 10:15 AM
How does this work?
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 10:18 AM
One post after another. Unless Scissors causes a stutter.
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Sully 601 9
05/18/2010 10:43 AM
[b]L[b]east I could do to help.
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UnderWhere? - made of star stuff 99,723 76
05/18/2010 10:51 AM
Evidently, Lobster still can't do anything right.
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 10:53 AM
Every time. Some one Frosts up and another Frost up comes along to point out the Frost up and creates another Frost up.
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 10:55 AM
Looks like I'm a Frost up too. Frost!
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the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
05/18/2010 10:56 AM
Most things are difficult to pull off without proper coordination.
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the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
05/18/2010 11:02 AM
O Frost! Forgot to refresh.
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Running with Scissors 3,504 12
05/18/2010 11:11 AM
This thread has taken a nasty turn.
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 11:16 AM
I knew it would.
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John Hargrave 128,123 70
05/18/2010 02:34 PM
Come on guys, it's not nice to rip on my cousin Elmo Ticonderoga.
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Sippin Sangria with a Straw 95,441 36
05/18/2010 02:39 PM
Obviously John was trying to extend the thread by at least 8 more posts.
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Dislocated Ravos 62,324 20
05/18/2010 02:41 PM
Whenever I put my penis in the paper, I get paper cuts, and it makes me sad.
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Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
05/18/2010 03:38 PM
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James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/18/2010 03:49 PM
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Madness 4,360 10
05/18/2010 08:40 PM
1 full minute is what I spent scrolling through this whole thread and orbing everybody. And you inconsiderate asses thought executing this whole thing was hard!
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Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,064 15
05/19/2010 12:49 AM
2 bad. I'm late again for the party.
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Running with Scissors 3,504 12
05/19/2010 02:30 PM
What the hell is a Moticow?
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RedRage187 153 6
05/30/2010 04:54 PM
Give a person the slightest amount of power and they abuse it immediately. With awesome results.
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aliaspanther 0 3
06/07/2010 12:49 PM
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
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Gonzo 20,504 16
06/07/2010 03:13 PM
What the hell is a Moticow?
A form of bovine shorthand used to express a state of being in motion.
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ericcage 0 0
06/16/2010 08:57 AM
funny )
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cello 15 4
06/25/2010 11:19 PM
Hey, don't diss the Mormons. Just because we proudly stand for our reli-- OH WAIT I hated being raised mormon.
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