Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
05/20/2010 12:28 PM

I'm sincerely hoping that they belong to his girlfriend, but given the family he comes from, it's entirely possible that he likes wearing lacy, sexy girl drawers.

Smell test!

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time 201 7
05/20/2010 12:30 PM

Put it in a frame in his room or in the hallway.

Or you could just confront him with it by wearing it on your head for dinner.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
05/20/2010 12:31 PM

I would repost this thread on an abstinence forum and go with one of their responses.

SHP 181,795 70
05/20/2010 12:33 PM

So in my shoes, what would you say/do?


Are you wearing heels or flats?

James T. Midgets 96,151 48
05/20/2010 12:33 PM

Have your wife pull them out during dinner and acuse you of cheating. Go along with it, the nastier the better.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
05/20/2010 12:37 PM

Erect (Heh. Erect) a flagpole on the front lawn and fly them babies with pride!

SHP 181,795 70
05/20/2010 12:37 PM

They still have the tag on them. It's possible that they are his girlfriends that he either bought for her or she bought new ones to play virgin and viking, but before she could slip into her sexy lingerie, he came in his pants and she left, running and crying they did whatever kids do.

The Mailman 176,467 56
05/20/2010 12:42 PM

Ask your son if his ballsack rides astride or sidesaddle in that thing.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
05/20/2010 12:44 PM

Wear them for a while. Make it noticeable that they were used heavily. They should be stretched and stained if possible. Then put them back in the laundry and don't say anything.

Brubert 771 11
05/20/2010 01:00 PM

Prance about!!

SHP 181,795 70
05/20/2010 01:04 PM

On a completely serious note, I realize how the temptation to say/do something would be overwhelmingly strong. However, being over the age of consent and a fairly well balanced human, I would think that leaving well enough alone would serve you well.


On a completely less serious note, I would go around quoting Eddie Izzard's bit about weirdo transvestites vs. executive transvestites, J. Edgar Hoover, and remind him that a bloke falling down in heels means that he'll have to kill himself.

James T. Midgets 96,151 48
05/20/2010 01:05 PM

I would think that leaving well enough alone would serve you well.

Dead. To. Me.

SHP 181,795 70
05/20/2010 01:08 PM

Yeah? I suppose you're not going to leave my corpse alone either?

James T. Midgets 96,151 48 packs heat gun and Crisco
05/20/2010 01:14 PM

I have no idea what you're taling about.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
05/20/2010 01:14 PM

Use it to decorate your cubicle!

Things you will need:

A son
A leaf bag
A cubicle

Step 1. Find ladies lingerie in son's leaf bag.
Step 2. Decorate cubicle.

MungChamp 35,891 35
05/20/2010 01:21 PM

You sure you just didn't mix up loads and grab Declan's sack?






There are all type of puns in there, so take your time.

KChiki - OMG Ponies! 128,446 98
05/20/2010 01:58 PM

I really have to second the idea to get your wife involved and argue over infidelity in front of the entire family.

KChiki - OMG Ponies! 128,446 98
05/20/2010 01:59 PM

OR you could give them to Bridget. Convince her that they're a pretty headband and let her wear her new "headband" around the house for a while.

Cyco de Mayo 11,330 11
05/20/2010 02:04 PM

You give him a big hug and tell him you're so glad he's taking after his dear old dad.

Pram 80,728 42
05/20/2010 02:05 PM

As far as the panties, look for blood stains. I learned this on Dexter- if the blood is concentrated in ass area, it's a poor guy who has hemorrhoids. If it's in the crotch area, it's a girl who is menstruating.

However, it is very possible that your son could be into penis stuffing (which also causes blood to come out), so the underwear might be his.

So the first thing I would do is ask your son if he is stuffing his penis.

James T. Midgets 96,151 48
05/20/2010 02:20 PM

I really have to second the idea to get your wife involved and argue over infidelity in front of the entire family.

Make sure to bring up that moving out and getting a divorce will make you unable to continue paying for med school.

Madness 4,366 10
05/20/2010 02:58 PM

Show him the panties, sit him down like you're about to give him an important father son chat, snd then proceed to tell him completely seriously that women are the messengers of satan himself, and he should get away and develop a taste for dicks before it's too late.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
05/20/2010 03:59 PM

For god's sake, hand them back to your son, high five him and tell him how proud you are.

Then go somewhere quiet and long for the time in your life when it was possible for a random thong to wind up in your laundry basket.

Then go give your wife three minutes of the most vigorous Frost-ing she's had since the last time the pool boy came around.

Zolton Under Glass 88,214 34
05/20/2010 04:41 PM

I'm with Nutters; those panties probably belong a pretty hot little chick.

You should totally ask your son if she has a sister mother great-great-grandma.

Le retour de Declan 131,891 36
05/20/2010 05:22 PM

Declan does his own laundry, and has, since he was 7 years old. Back when clothes were beaten on rocks by the riverside.


As for Eamon and those panties, say nothing. Nothing.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/20/2010 06:30 PM

As for Eamon and those panties, say nothing. Nothing.

I'm with Declan. Those panties most likely belong to his girlfriend, but on the very small chance that they are his, you are opening a potential (mesh) bag of nightmares and could end up regretting that you ever asked.

When it comes to men wearing lingerie, ignorance really is bliss.

Thud 68,525 19
05/20/2010 07:32 PM

Hold them up in front of him and ask if he really thinks this is the correct size.

Fratberry 283,051 53
05/20/2010 07:53 PM

Tell your wife about it. Have her put them on and walk through the house in front of your son.

He will never make this mistake again.

Fratberry 283,051 53
05/20/2010 07:54 PM

AND FOR GOD SAKES TAKE PICTURES!!11

Fratberry 283,051 53
05/25/2010 09:11 AM

Did I win? I won, didn't I? I bet I won.