The Sexily Stinky Socks Prank A funny link
by Luke McKinney 11,193 112 05/24/2010 09:40 AM 2300 views
A friend forgetting his socks at your place might not be a big deal for you, but that's because you're boring. You're unimaginative. You generally aren't an athletic woman wearing roller-armor, taking names like "Rocket Red" and recreating Mad Max as a sport. Unlike these people:
So when "D'Announcer Duane" from Kansas City forgot his footwear at an Indianapolis Roller Derby, the locals spent an entire year shuttling the socks to every possible party, derby, players' bra, and anything else involving sweat. And not washing them once.
At the end of twelve months, the socks were more filth than footwear, and could be classified as biological weapons. They'd had a song written about them and even starred in their own very special poster.
Are you embarrassed that these guys put more effort into someone else's socks than you do into your dreams?
Then they mailed the single surviving sock (one was lost when rollergirl "Joan of Dark" crashed into the drunken announcer's booth) back to its original owner. We can only imagine how delighted he was when he opened the package.
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