Jeeni 47,815 51
05/29/2010 10:38 PM

Don't kill them because... when they're gone, the house you're sitting in and all of their junk is yours.

My mom threatens she's going to will me a bolt of pink polyester yin yang material. Yikes!

Millie 116,989 28
05/29/2010 10:40 PM

Hey, that fabric sounds cool. When your mom dies, can I have it?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
05/29/2010 11:42 PM

You can't kill them now, since the police would want to use this thread as evidence. And once they find Zug, the dead babies are out of the bag, so to speak.

Declan McManus Original since 2010 131,891 36
05/30/2010 12:56 AM

You don't want to kill them because in prison, so I have heard, the food is terrible, the privacy is nil, and the sex is constant.


Furthermore, most people (at least white people) look like purest hell in orange!

Fratberry 283,051 53
05/30/2010 03:32 AM

Reasons? You don't need no stinking reasons!

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
05/30/2010 08:44 PM

the food is terrible, the privacy is nil, and the sex is constant.


This sounds like my childhood. You know, except for the sex part.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/31/2010 11:50 AM

In which case, that sounds like MY childhood.





What?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
05/31/2010 01:31 PM

Boom tish!

Lobster, too bad no one could see that, because it was funny.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
05/31/2010 03:29 PM

Thank you, Dogs. I admit I Frosted up and pulled a Bill the Squirrel, but I'm over it now and there's no reason I can't poke fun at my own self. Besides, if I can't laugh at myself, then that means nobody else is laughing with me, only at me, and that hurts.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17 sits down and passes the peace pipe to Lobs
06/01/2010 04:34 AM

Frost'em if they can't take a joke...or Frost us 'cause we can't make a joke.

Aw Frost it...pass the pipe

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
06/01/2010 06:07 AM

I Frosted up and pulled a Bill the Squirrel


What did Bill do to deserve that? His blind wife didn't come here and try to spread Aryan Nations propaganda. And I'm pretty sure he never told the hilarious story of his stepmother raping him. At least not publicly.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
06/01/2010 08:05 AM

No, by "pulled a Bill the Squirrel" she means she ordered the wrong nozzle size for her pressure washer. Duh.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/01/2010 09:56 AM

What did Bill do to deserve that? His blind wife didn't come here and try to spread Aryan Nations propaganda. And I'm pretty sure he never told the hilarious story of his stepmother raping him. At least not publicly.



I'm pretty sure she is referring to a the terrible Shakespeare that has happened to me that I've posted on here. And besides, the ex wife is blind and thinks she is black so she's always spouting about how she is oppressed.

Watchu talkin' bout, Midgets? 96,151 48
06/01/2010 10:06 AM

and thinks she is black

Prank gone a little too far?
It's not nice to screw with the blind, Bill.



Frost-ing hilarious, but not nice.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/01/2010 03:19 PM

and thinks she is black

Prank gone a little too far?
It's not nice to screw with the blind, Bill.


Naw, she just has a really fat ass and has been listening to Sir-mix alot too much.

Millie 116,989 28
06/04/2010 10:10 PM

O.K., I've been gone all week, and I'm back at my parents. If my father makes it through tonight, he's a very lucky man. He is deliberately being an annoying douche. My mother can live...for now.