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ZUG15: Thesis:Anthithesis=Synthesis
A comedy article by Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/04/2010 12:45 AM 446 views

Parachuting. It's exciting, dynamic and with a correctly designed chute, as readable as a half time extravanganza.

Monkeys. Everyone loves monkees. If you don't love monkeys, you're either a Russian scientist mutating them in a lab in Omsskgorsk or a Creationist afraid for their job, nervously looking over their shoulders.

Synthesis: Parachute monkeys into Boston Common* with banners that read ZUG.COM and MONSTER.COM (to pay for the parachutes).

If parachuting monkeys are chosen as the winner, I would use them only for world peace.

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