ZUG15: Cult of Personality
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by Janice v 2.0  181,795  70
06/16/2010 03:52 PM 350 views
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We should finally recognize what we all know to be true: Zug is a cult and John is our leader.
For normal cults, Kool-Aid is the drink of choice, but this being Boston, clearly Tea is in order. John and group can roam the city, proselytize about Tea Bagging, how it is the only way to enlightenment. They can hand out teabags to the masses, telling them to go onto Zug.com for more information about tea bagging and how it's brought everyone to a higher state of being.
It will be called the Tea Bagging Party . Maybe carry around a Zug (Tea) Jug and ask people to donate to the Tea Bagging Party Movement.
At the end, everyone will sit in a circle around John and the Zug Jug and sing Don't Fear The Reaper or He's Got The Whole World In His Hands or something. Some of the cult members will drink the tea in the cups and fall out. Some will run off, asking others "Does this smell like Cyanide? I just came here with a friend."
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Crip Walkin' Ravos 63,472  21
06/17/2010 11:35 AM
I could talk about how with the help of Lord Hargrave, I was able to walk again when the Doctors said it wouldn't be possible.
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