John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/22/2010 09:59 AM

You know how the saying goes: "The bigger they are, the more likely to fall off a flimsy handrail."

Fratberry 283,051 53
06/22/2010 10:17 AM

This explains California's last earthquake.

ker-PRAM! 80,728 42
06/22/2010 10:32 AM

I'm trying to decide which one is supposed to be the pose.

Fratberry 283,051 53
06/22/2010 10:38 AM

I think the second photo was probably taken right after the gunshot to the head.

Straw is busting out all over 98,023 37
06/22/2010 10:46 AM

Missy had been planning this ever since Jenna “accidently on purpose” switched the sizes for the dresses they ordered to wear to the Spring Fling. What really sent Missy over the edge was when Jenna shrugged and said that it was for the best because, “Let’s face it, I have a bigger rack so the blue dress looks much better on me. But you look great, tooethe plain white suits you.” Oh bitch, it was on.

The setup was simple enough – what girl would be suspicious of her BFF suggesting that they pose in their dresses at the shore? It also didn’t take much (5 minutes in the back of her mom’s PT Cruiser) to convince Brandon to snap the picture and “direct” them to sit on the fence.

No, the hardest part of the whole plan was the training. Missy spent an entire week working with an acrobat to get the backwards flip just right so that she wouldn’t be injured in the fall. Acrobats don’t come cheap, but it was well worth the money to be able to “accidentally on purpose” kick her backstabbing so-called bestie right in her smirking face.

Fratberry 283,051 53
06/22/2010 03:39 PM

"I know kung-fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
06/22/2010 03:47 PM

Floral dress pic 1 thoughts: Suck in gut, push out tits, smile!
Floral dress pic 2 thoughts: Ugh! Ever hear of a bikini wax?

cakes and ale 2,404 6
06/22/2010 03:51 PM

This solidifies my position on two things:

Just because you can get it on, doesn't mean it fits.

Winter bodies should not wear summer clothes.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
06/22/2010 07:08 PM

Too bad the ugly one didn't fall of the rail instead.

Madness 4,366 10
06/22/2010 08:06 PM

I think the second photo was probably taken right after the gunshot to the head.

Or a cankle, could go either way.

Nikolas Tron 13 4
07/20/2010 12:57 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa XD

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
07/20/2010 06:45 PM

Okay, 'fess up...

How many of you didn't realize how ugly the chick in the blue dress was, until the 2nd picture?

And then had to scroll back 'cause you said, "WTF?" or something to that effect?




Yeah, me too.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
07/20/2010 08:01 PM

Wait, are we implying that the one in the white dress is fat/ugly? 'Cause I think she looks fiiiiiiiine.

Thud 68,525 19
07/20/2010 08:44 PM

I'd hit it.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
07/20/2010 10:14 PM

Uncordinated for sure.

Fat/ugly? No.

PacificPhi 1,860 6
07/21/2010 10:33 AM

I'm sorry but NO ONE could possibly look good given the circumstances of the 2nd picture.

That being said, I couldn't help but envision her bouncing sliding rolling all the way down to the ocean.

Abramov Denis 7 0
06/28/2011 10:50 AM

OO God))

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/28/2011 11:57 AM

"Why you shouldn't use the multi-flash red-eye reduction when photographing epilepsy sufferers...

or, maybe it's why you actually should."

Closet Friend 7,665 11
06/28/2011 01:35 PM

Those are actually publicity stills issued by TNT - the network behind Rizzoli & Isles and the upcoming Franklin & Bash - for its next big buddy show development: Upskirt & Gravity...