Jeeni 43,386 49
07/02/2010 06:03 PM

Uh oh. Looks like he figured out Victoria's secret.

Pudding Pops the Mime 1,275 9
07/02/2010 07:33 PM

This picture gave me a brilliant idea for a piata.

Pudding Pops the Mime 1,275 9
07/02/2010 07:35 PM

piNata!

freakin anti-spanish board.

Asshat Of The Mountain! 11,234 21
07/02/2010 10:45 PM

Shakespeare, if only life were like that Mannequin movie! (come to life, come to life come to life...... DAMMIT!)

Popanator 1,144 4
07/04/2010 06:36 PM

His first fisting experience. Too bad it isn't wet and smells like fish.

JackyMaille 40,138 50
07/06/2010 08:21 PM

"Is that you, Mom? I can't smell a thing!"

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/06/2010 08:27 PM

That kid's internal monologue:

"Frost this Shakespeare, I'm crawling back in!" , "Holy crap, I didn't know that hole closed up after you crawl out."

ILaughSoHardIpee 27 5
07/07/2010 12:14 AM

Boys! They are starting younger and younger! Tisk-Tisk!

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
07/07/2010 05:38 PM

Little Dirty Johnny: "Hey Mommy, what's this?"

Mother: "Um well honey that's where her pee pee comes out."

Little Dirty Johnny: "Not this bitch, she's got no Carroll??!!"

Fratberry 277,318 52
07/07/2010 06:03 PM

"Uh huh, officer. This where mommy told me a touch her."

< /Lobster's father in law, age three>

ILaughMyselfToDeath 20 5
07/07/2010 11:56 PM

"Mommy! I can't find my cookies, I lost them. Please Mommy help me find them!"

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
07/08/2010 03:15 PM

"Hey mommy, daddy's sucky toy is bigger than the one this doll has!"

PacificPhi 1,860 6
07/21/2010 11:04 AM

When you're that tall, it's really your only motor-boating option.

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
07/29/2010 01:45 PM

Well, there are two Banthas down there, but I don't see any...wait a minute! They're Sandpeople alright, I can see one of them now!