The Talking Apple
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by John Hargrave  128,123  71
07/06/2010 05:16 PM 930 views
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The good news: we've genetically engineered the first apple that can communicate with humans. The bad news: it's suicidal.
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Chuckleworthy
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Funny
5 votes
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Fratberry 277,318  52
07/06/2010 05:31 PM
Meh.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
07/06/2010 06:16 PM
I'm just glad it's not a banana.
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Funny
6 votes
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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/06/2010 08:29 PM
I remember that picture. That was the last day I let my Ex pack my lunch for work.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
07/07/2010 09:56 AM
Well Bill, if you ever munched on her fruit, she wouldn't have to remind you of your neglect!
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Chuckleworthy
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PacificPhi 1,860 6
07/08/2010 04:32 PM
When did the Mrs. get into genetic engineering???
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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RoxxorrzYourBoxxorz 21 4
07/08/2010 11:23 PM
Nymphomania is even less subtle in the botanical world.
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Funny
5 votes
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RoxxorrzYourBoxxorz 21 4
07/08/2010 11:28 PM
The reason for Apple's distress is well-explained by the lotion and tissue box in the background.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Sully 601 9
07/09/2010 08:27 AM
To Satan, the oldest tricks are still the funniest.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Dinomyar 258 8
07/13/2010 02:37 PM
Maybe because I find you a little tart and not too ap"peel"ing.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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BisectYouAll 5,200 15
07/29/2010 01:36 PM
I once had a poop tell me the exact same thing...so I ate it.
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Funny
1 votes
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Snarkolepsy 358 6
07/31/2010 11:35 PM
"Fred sensed his wife was trying to tell him something. It was at the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it..."
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GEugene 4 4
08/05/2010 05:19 PM
Wow! Cool tool :)
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