Funniest Photobombs of All Time
A comedy article
by Daniel R Deakin  900  14
07/12/2010 05:06 PM 33482 views
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You and your beloved are at the beach, celebrating that special anniversary. The sun is setting and the waves are sparkling with silver. You ask a stranger to take a picture of you and your lover, so you can capture the moment forever. As the two of you kiss for the snapshot, there's a gentle breeze, whistling through the dunes, and blowing through the butt-hairs of the drunk college kid who just dropped his pants in the background of your photo.
Congratulations, you've just been photobombed.
On the bright side, sometimes it's better to keep the "spoiled" picture because it is just so damn funny. Here are a few of our favorites.
1. The Serial Killer
This guy gets photobombing all wrong. Showing your butt, flipping the finger, or projectile vomiting are all acceptable photobomb techniques. Staring like a member of the Russian Mafia who just got caught with a fake US passport -- well, that's just scary.
2. Thanks For Ruining Our Wedding
Gazing into each others' eyes, it seems likes the perfect day. The sea is blue and you are dressed for the occasion. Then out of the corner of your eye, you see what looks like a spotted albino walrus, FLIPPING YOU OFF. (The black bar is to stop ZUG readers from projectile vomiting onto their keyboards.)
3. Home of the Whopper
The whole gang is together: fifty young, beautiful, happy people cheering in the pool, only to be cruelly photobombed. BAM! Out of nowhere, ten cheap-looking and startlingly bright white deck chairs jump out and spoil the whole photo. They could at least get a tan and work out a bit ... and the gastronomically challenged belly-flopping dude doesn't help either.
4. Nick and Jessica Get Bombed
As Jessica Simpson and Nick Lickitt pose at this red carpet event looking blissful, Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl spoils their moment of harmony. Fortunately, Jessica Simpson and Ned Lanshee don't notice his shenanigans. Grohl seems to be pointing at Jessica's butt and laughing; no doubt she had her dress tucked into her panties again. Still, don't Jessica Simpson and John Doe look wonderful? It is a shame they got divorced.
5. The Bachelor
So, you've got a girl posing provocatively in front of a camera, nothing new. Except she's photobombed by a man who looks eerily like her father, who has also forgotten his pants. How could this photo be more disturbing? Here's how: if the Dad looks like Alec Baldwin. "I didn't pay you $500 to stand in front of the camera with clothes on, darling. By the way, you like my tighty whities? Kim always said I looked fat in them. You want to see my Golden Globes?"
6. Leno Likes Chicken, Apparently
True, they had to walk around all day wearing those T-shirts before getting the perfect photo opportunity. Not the best things to wear at the Alabama State Speedway Charity Championship. These prank-pullers have more guts than Michael Moore (figuratively speaking).
7. Bad Dog
Too busy getting your hair done to take me for a walk, huh? Spend your money on a new bikini instead of getting me that rubber newspaper, huh? Feed me that dry stuff that you know bungs me up instead of steak, huh? Huuuuuuhhhhh.
8. Not Gonna Take This Sitting Down
All teenage girls like to do a "Miley," staring in what they think is a sultry manner into the camera lens wearing strappy tops and pouting or licking their lips, but not many do it with their friend sitting on the toilet behind them. That's not a "Miley" ... that's a "Britney."
9. Poker
Girls: don't wear skimpy bikinis at the beach and make sexy faces without being aware of who is watching you. Dirty old man: don't wear brown trunks that are several sizes too small, while calling escort agencies at the beach. Beach patrol: just keep looking at your citation pad and don't believe him when he says it's a hernia.
10. The Headmaster Goes Insane
This is not what his wife expected when he said he was "going out to get some fresh air." The amazing thing is how indignant he looks. Can't a man drop his trousers in public without having five schoolgirls count how many angry-looking policemen are running towards him? That's right girls, two. It takes two angry policemen to beat up a pervert.
What do you think -- did we miss your favorite photobomb? Post it below! And don't forget to check out Can the Twilight Saga Stop a Bullet?, where we fire high-powered rifles at the famous vampire novels.
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Hilarious
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Dogs Akimbo 205,027  30
07/12/2010 07:20 PM
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KChikita - OMG Bananas! 123,975 88
07/12/2010 07:37 PM
I Frost-ing love Dave Grohl.
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Johnny Plankton 3,948 26
07/12/2010 11:25 PM
If you're going to photobomb Jay Leno with gay stuff, it probably is best to do it when he looks like a cross between Liberace and Siegfried or Roy.
BTW, #10 is the funniest.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,027 30
07/13/2010 01:29 AM
I did not see him. And then I thought, I have seen the mountain.
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GramaticalGeniusNot 27 6
07/13/2010 08:22 AM
More like a few butt cheaks to me at the Grand Canyon to me.
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turtle10 41,892 26
07/13/2010 08:24 AM
Wait...Bill the Squirrel is gay?
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Chuckleworthy
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turtle10 41,892 26
07/13/2010 08:25 AM
Also, #7 makes me think of a bakery display case with all those rolls on display
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/13/2010 10:08 AM
The dude with his pants down in #10 has, in all liklihood, bigger boobs than any of the girls in the foreground.
Rowr.
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Straw Spangled Banner 95,341 36
07/13/2010 10:27 AM
Fun fact: I can't go to the photobomb website at work because it has the word "bomb" in the URL.
There was a tutorial on there one time written by a girl who is the gold medalist of photobombers. It was accompanied by dozens of pictures of her successful photobombs. I have a girl crush on her.
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turtle10 41,892 26
07/13/2010 10:36 AM
Last winter, I was at a Bruins hockey game, and there was a young couple sitting in the seats directly in front of me. They were cuddling and kissing the whole game. When they decided to take self pictures, I realized my crotch was in the background right between their heads. After a few different hand gestures, they kept taking pictures, so I would stick my head in between them making faces. The guys behind me nearly wet themselves and then they joined in.
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SansUtero 76,615 24
07/16/2010 11:07 AM
The teenage girl on the toilet is hilarious.
What is it with teenage girls and the pictures? My nieces do that. They will post 50 pictures they took of themselves all dressed up like hoochies. All the shots look nearly identical. I'm just waiting for a shot like that so I can embarrass the hell out of them.
If my daughter ever does that, I will kill her.
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
07/17/2010 08:06 AM
Just looked at the one with the, um, toy again and noticed Sheldon on the TV, who seems to be asking for someone to feed it to him.
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Funny
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
07/18/2010 10:19 PM
In reference to the last one Whistler posted, Its funny to look at the calm and serene face of the boy whos about to get ralphed on. Especially since you know the next feeling he gets (even at his young age) is JESUS Frost-ing CHRIST! (Probably followed by some palphing of his own!)
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
07/18/2010 10:20 PM
palphing
This is what you get when you have all the lights off surfing for porn and you take a zug break because your hands are tired!
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Straw Spangled Banner 95,341 36
07/19/2010 09:08 AM
It kindof works. Ralphing on your pal = palphing
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Amusing
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Nikolas Tron 13 4
07/20/2010 01:06 AM
I like Dave Grohl :))))
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