the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
07/26/2010 10:56 AM

Is that thing facing forward or backward?

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/26/2010 11:09 AM

If you're dressed like that, you'll get there by walking rolling.

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
07/26/2010 11:35 AM

Is that thing facing forward or backward?




yes

Shell Belle 76,640 24
07/26/2010 12:34 PM

I would recommend wearing clothes. Sure, a whipped cream bikini looks great, but it's not very practical.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/26/2010 12:43 PM

Actually, on a serious note, does the hotel have a pool.

I'm asking because I need to know whether or not to bring the brain bleach.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 12:44 PM

No, the hotel does not have a pool. (Already checked.)

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/26/2010 12:45 PM

I doubt it - most of the hotels in Boston don't, unless you go to a big name chain hotel.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/26/2010 12:46 PM

Kchiki, you live on the coast. Why would you spend money to fly to a different city and then hang out in a hotel pool?

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/26/2010 12:46 PM

Alright, good to know. Leaving the brain bleach at home will save me space needed for clothes, electronics, immigrants, bodies brain bleach.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 12:48 PM

Yeah, you might want to pack the brain bleach anyway. You know, just in case.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 12:51 PM

Kchiki, you live on the coast. Why would you spend money to fly to a different city and then hang out in a hotel pool?

Because I live on the coast. We are water people. If I don't submerge myself in water at least every 24 hours, I turn into a mermaid and things get awkward.

Kind of like this, but backwards.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/26/2010 12:53 PM

We can take a walk to the coast in Boston, and I'll be happy to toss you in the water if you need me to.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 12:57 PM

Is that a euphemism?

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/26/2010 01:02 PM

No, I really meant *wait - was she gonna say ok?*

Yes. Yes it was.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/26/2010 01:07 PM

Is that on a t-shirt? Because if it isn't, it should be.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 01:10 PM

It totally is. I ripped it off a t-shirt website somewheres a while back.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 01:12 PM

TOTALLY.

What's wrong with me??

turtle10 41,927 26
07/26/2010 01:13 PM

it took me a minute to get it. I was like BullColeridge, ColeridgenBull, Chick-a-moo....then it hit me. I gave up coffee and it hurts

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/26/2010 01:19 PM

What's wrong with me??

That's gnarly. Cowabunga dude!

Straw Spangled Banner 95,470 36
07/26/2010 01:20 PM

Our hotel has an indoor pool and a whirlpool. Gotta love Manhole's hotel points! Although this trip has depleted the points we've been saving up to get a double-sided extra-long spiked vibrator stand mixer.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 01:23 PM

Party at Straw and Manhole's hotel!

Straw Spangled Banner 95,470 36
07/26/2010 03:30 PM

Okay I keep coming back to Kchiki's chicken and cow picture to try and figure out what it means and I can't do it. Please put me out of my misery by explaining the joke or putting a bullet through my brain. I will understand if you wish to preserve the integrity of the joke by choosing the latter.

turtle10 41,927 26 sets the lights low
07/26/2010 03:33 PM

brown chicken brown cow.

Straw Spangled Banner 95,470 36
07/26/2010 03:41 PM

You know, I did a search for "cow chicken t-shirt" and there were lots of hits for "brown chicken brown cow" but I'd never heard that before so I thought it was a comic strip or something.

I did a new search of just "brown chicken brown cow" and got the urban dictionary explanation.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/26/2010 03:46 PM

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/26/2010 07:20 PM

This outfit should work for most occasions.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
07/27/2010 12:26 AM

Are any of you ladies bringing anything other than shorts and casual stuff? I'm wondering if I should consider throwing a summer dress in.

Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/27/2010 07:11 AM

I wear skirts a LOT. So don't feel weird about a dress.

Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/27/2010 07:11 AM

Wait, are you a man?

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/27/2010 08:13 AM

I will not be wearing a dress or a skirt at any point during the weekend.

I haven't worn a dress or a skirt when I wasn't in a wedding for probably 15 years.

Shut up, all of you.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/27/2010 08:14 AM

At this point I'm also likely just going to bring casual stuff, unless I hear otherwise.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/27/2010 08:17 AM

Now, I'd be ok with YOU wearing a skirt. That would entertain me.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/27/2010 08:20 AM

It's better to show off my t-rex legs.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/27/2010 08:30 AM

I thought it was a formal thing. I rented a tux

Dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
07/27/2010 08:50 AM

I shaved my moustache.


(be excited. I only do that for special occassions)

Midgets 93,936 47
07/27/2010 08:53 AM

I've shaved my whole body and rented a movers uniform.

I'm not going to Boston, but I have a pretty good idea of who's not going to be home that weekend.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
07/27/2010 08:58 AM

I will not be wearing a dress or a skirt at any point during the weekend.

I haven't worn a dress or a skirt when I wasn't in a wedding for probably 15 years


I'm kind of the same way. I usually don't wear a skirt or dress unless someone gets married or dies.

I don't think I'll bring one, then. I just didn't want to be underdressed.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/27/2010 09:01 AM

So not bringing any panties either?

Straw Spangled Banner 95,470 36
07/27/2010 04:00 PM

Given it's been reaching 100 degrees here, I guess I'll be bringing a sweater.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/27/2010 04:04 PM

Heh, I linked to that in the other thread too. AWESOME!

turtle10 41,927 26
07/27/2010 04:05 PM

I can't wait for it to only be 80 heah (aka here)! It's been high 80's to mid 90's pretty much all month...and humid. I should thank everyone coming from other places for bringing cooler weather. yes, I think I will thank you all with an awkward hug*












*handshake or butt slap may replace hug at givers discretion.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/27/2010 04:07 PM

It's around 95F here right now. It's pretty nice.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/27/2010 04:10 PM

We've passed 100 degrees a couple times already this year. I'm looking forward to temps in the 80's!

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/27/2010 05:02 PM

I just realized that Thursday I'm still going to be at work and the majority of those going are actually going to be arriving. Dammit.

Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/27/2010 05:06 PM

I don't wear skirts to dress up, I just like wearing them. I mean, they're one of the only visible signs that I'm a woman, now that I weigh 800 pounds and look like a mogbeast.

Fratberry 277,318 52
07/27/2010 05:10 PM

I guess I'll be bringing a sweater.

You mean like a big fat guy who perspires a lot? Wait, you're bringing Dinesh??

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
07/27/2010 05:14 PM

I don't see what all this talk is about. We're all wearing striped shirts all weekend, right?

RIGHT?!

dinesh 24,837 15
07/27/2010 05:31 PM

I just realized that Thursday I'm still going to be at work and the majority of those going are actually going to be arriving. Dammit.

Same here. Let's commiserate.

OK, I won't actually be at work, but I'm not hooking up with the rest of the crew until Friday.

Filly. Just Filly. 39,160 20
07/27/2010 05:32 PM

I'm going to be bringing an assortment of clothes, including skirts and sundress type things and other items that show off my reflective limbs.

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
07/27/2010 05:58 PM

You spelled 'flexible' wrong.

It's okay. I fixed it in my head.

Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/27/2010 06:46 PM

Wait dinesh is coming?

Ladies, all you need to bring is your boobies, I'm sure.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/28/2010 08:27 AM

show off my reflective limbs.

I'll bring a flashlight to test this. As an added bonus it will help me navigate incase Trae shows up and I get lost.

dinesh 24,837 15
07/28/2010 11:05 AM

i will indeed be there. just in case, i am bringing my own boobs, as a backup.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/28/2010 11:08 AM

Okay, now I'm considering bringing a long hippie skirt. I probably won't wear it, but I might pack it so I can say I brought one.

BLUE JEANS FOR LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/28/2010 11:20 AM

I will be wearing cargo shorts, mandals, a denim jacket and a pink feather boa.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/28/2010 12:03 PM

If anyone fails to recognize me from that description, I will, in all liklihood, be the only one playing a fife.

Ravos, Dahhhling 62,361 20
07/28/2010 01:33 PM

I didn't think you were actually coming Whistler.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/28/2010 01:39 PM

Okay, now I'm considering bringing a long hippie skirt.

I have a total, um, thing for chicks in hippie skirts. I tell you this just in case you want to reconsider wearing it, or even coming to Boston at all.

Filly. Just Filly. 39,160 20
07/28/2010 01:57 PM

KChiki, I definitely have one of those skirts too. We should bring both and overpower Nutters. Mwahaha!

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/28/2010 02:03 PM

I've been married for 12 years. Anything sexier than than a bloated and punctured month-old body bag will send me into cardiac arrest.

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/28/2010 02:05 PM

Sweet. I'm totally bringing it now.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/28/2010 02:05 PM

I thought I was the only one! you mean I've been waiting until the 10th year next year for nothing???

Straw Spangled Banner 95,470 36
07/28/2010 02:52 PM

Sweet. I'm totally bringing it now.

A bloated and punctured month-old body bag?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/28/2010 03:07 PM

I didn't think you were actually coming Whistler.


Officially, I'll be at work. But I figure since I spend 80% of my time at work on ZuG, they're unlikely to notice if I slip away for 18 hours or so to see you people in person.

Jeeni 43,386 49
07/28/2010 05:16 PM

I'll most-likely be wearing a sundress, considering I practically live in them when it's hot out. I apologize in advance for possibly traumatizing you & giving you nightmares.

Yes, you.

Janice v 2.0 181,271 70
07/28/2010 07:04 PM

I don't wear skirts to dress up, I just like wearing them. I mean, they're one of the only visible signs that I'm a woman, now that I weigh 800 pounds and look like a mogbeast.


I don't wear skirts, so now everyone will know how to tell us apart!