Now that the duplicated has been promptly removed, people are gonna wonder what you're talking about. Don't worry though, I saw it, so I can attest to the fact that you're not hallucinating.
Happy birthday Fratberry! Avoid KChiki today, she's crazy and she sees dead threads.
Happy Birthday Frat. As I was typing this, I have an ad for Toshiba and Intel i5 and there was a close up of a wrinkly woman's lips while she was talking fast. I think she was warming up her mouth for you.
Enjoy
I hardly ever go in birthday threads anymore, because I'm a bitch.
Really, it's because I don't usually have mcuh time on Zug, and I'm trying to get through as many things as I can. I usually concentrate on the articles and really well-rated stuff, and the birthday threads are kind of bottom of the list.
However, I can't miss Fratberry's birthday thread. He's probably my favorite person on ZUG (although I love LOTS of youze) and I felt compelled to come in and say something. (No, I'm not hitiing on him. Really.)
I wish I had something that was super funny about your birthday, but the only thing I could come up with was that you're older than me, so instead of pointing that out, I'll just wish you
I'm tired, worn out, and just not feeling funny today. So instead of something witty I'll just promise you with 84% sincerity that I will not do anything involving a cat and a trebuchet today.
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