Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 03:31 PM

#manwithnoclue

KChikita - OMG Bananas! 124,281 89
07/29/2010 03:36 PM

THE BUTTERFLIES HAVE STARTED!

turtle10 41,927 26
07/29/2010 03:37 PM

Still at work. #zug15

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/29/2010 03:41 PM

This is a lame attempt to grab a trophy by Chix.

You can't declare ZuG15 open from Tennabamasas or wherever you live. You can only declare it open from Boston, with another participant, with shots. Preferably shots paid for by BIG.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/29/2010 03:51 PM

I forgot to tell this story...and since BIG was mentioned, I'll tell it here.

A couple of week's ago I met a friend at a bar to celebrate his birthday. He had a group of about 15 people meeting him so it was going to be a good time. We were there for about an hour and in walks this tall, BIG looking guy, wearing shorts. I glanced in his direction and I swore it was BIG (who I haven't seen in about 3 years). Everytime I looked in his direction to see if it was BIG, he was staring back at me so I'm thinking it HAS to be him. So, instead of walking over to a large man and say "Hi are you BIG" I called my friend over and asked how he knew "the big guy" so my friend being an ass called him over. He introduced us and right away I knew it wasn't big. This guy was drinking a fruity drink while daintily holding 3 of his fingers out. When he said hi, his voice and mannerisms made Trixxie look like a tough manly man. Turns out, he thought I was looking at him because I was interested.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 04:01 PM

Good thing you didn't ask him if he was big.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/29/2010 04:05 PM

Turns out, he thought I was looking at him because I was interested.

Well, were you? Don't leave us hanging.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/29/2010 04:06 PM

Well, I was curious as whether or not he was big.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 04:10 PM

Well, I was curious as whether or not he was big.

I don't like leaving questions unanswered. Whenever I think I recognize a gabber I walk up to the person and say "Excuse me, do you have a large penis?"

If they say "yes" then I know they're not a Gabber.

Unless it turns out to be Millie.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 04:12 PM

Shakespeare, that came out wrong. I didn't mean to imply that Millie has male genitalia, large or otherwise, but she is known to have a collection of large penises that she keeps in Formaldehyde-filled jars.

Strawfalutin 95,470 36
07/29/2010 04:15 PM

I ordered three of Millie's cute little boxes, and she is bringing them to me this weekend.

I'm trying to think of as many "I'm ____ing Millie's box" jokes as I can.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 04:24 PM

stuffing

sniffing

filling

putting things in and then taking stuff out of

alphabetizing my Precious Moments figurines inside

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/29/2010 04:27 PM

I'm unfairly mean to Millie on Gab. I should say, for the record, that I've met her several times and she's a perfectly fine human being, amazingly artistic, and gracious enough to not have kicked me in the testicles by now.

Also, it's pretty obvious she has the hots for me.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/29/2010 04:29 PM

1: Cut a hole in Millie's box
2: Put your junk in Millie's box
3: Make her open the box


youtube is blocked here so I can't link to the video

Sir Chix-A-Lot 282,028 58
07/29/2010 04:36 PM

LAME LIKE A FOX!





a lame one

Ess-aych-pee 181,276 70
07/29/2010 04:57 PM

First to post from the hotel!

Fratberry 277,318 52
07/29/2010 05:14 PM

Tell Warren I said hello. Also, ask him if we can do anything about this restraining order.

Ravos15 62,361 20
07/30/2010 07:35 AM

ZUG15 is open like goatse.

The Mailman 174,473 52
07/30/2010 09:01 AM

Tell Warren I said hello

Which one? Both the real and the fake Warren were there last night. They even met each other and it did not break the space-time continuum.