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Hey jerkwads.
A comedy conversation by Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/29/2010 08:09 PM 136 views
While those of you who are lucky/stupid are gathering in Boston drinking booze, stroking boobies, and laughing the night away until you decide it's probably time to stash that hooker's body somewhere, the rest of us will still be at home in East BumFrost, Egypt trying to decide between rubbing off or taking a nap. YOU SUCK, HIPPIES!

Just kidding. Have fun, kids. Drink to me. Sing to me. Bang to me.

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Hey jerkwads.

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Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054164551
ker-PRAM! 78,171 40
07/29/2010 08:12 PM

*digs into a big bag of potato chips* I'm eating to you!
 

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Thud 66,695 17 begins marching while holding a sign protesting random spammish posts
07/29/2010 08:13 PM


Right on, sister.
 

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...Phla? 130,632 34
07/29/2010 08:52 PM

Sometimes when I don't chew my pizza, I poop triangles.
 

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Madness 4,360 10
07/29/2010 08:58 PM

jerk
wad
Bang to me

trying to decide between rubbing off or taking a nap

All signs point to the former.
 

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Madness 4,360 10
07/29/2010 09:00 PM

Oops, I forgot "hooker", "boobies", and "bumFrost".

That doesn't happen very often at all.
Unless I've had too much to drink that is.
 

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Dr Taco (no punctuation required) 61,959 36
07/29/2010 09:17 PM

Sometimes when I don't chew my pizza, I poop triangles.

For some reason this made me picture a poop cone emerging from a giant Emerson in space. Hrm.
 

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ker-PRAM! 78,171 40
07/29/2010 09:28 PM

You must have watched Morgan Freeman's new show, Through the Wormhole.

 

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Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/29/2010 09:48 PM

Heh. I just got a donkey call. I was in the kitchen with my dad. It went something like this:


Me: Hello?
Phone: ...Donkey? *click*
Dad: What was that?
Me: Erm, wrong number...
 

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Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/29/2010 10:02 PM

All signs point to the former.

You have no idea how much I love naps.
 

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Dgal-'stache waxed 12,075 15
07/29/2010 10:28 PM

Bang to me.

Here you go!

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Under a steel support beam 99,723 76
07/30/2010 06:42 AM

Sorry Cinder, I think that was me. It was so loud in the bar, I wasn't sure if you had picked up. I will try to make my donkey more determined.
 

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Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/30/2010 06:46 AM

Heh, it's okay. It was a little easier to explain to my dad that way.
 

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Ravos15 62,361 20
07/30/2010 07:30 AM

So I take it life NOT at ZUG15 is pretty sweet, isn't it?

Yea, didn't think so. Keep on truckin' though.
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