Pro Bowl Quarterback Plays The Classic Pie Prank A video
by Luke McKinney 11,088 110 08/05/2010 06:43 PM 648 views
Quick, who'd be your dream draft pick to deliver a classic cream-pie-to-the-face? If you said "Pro Bowl quarterback Matt Schaub," congratulations on making your choice based on throwing ability, as well as missing the chance to turn this into an entirely different type of filthy dream!
Though he is a fine figure of a man
After spending 2009 leading the Texans to their first-ever winning record, he upped the ante by leading them to their first-ever PIE TO THE FACE. Wide receiver Kevin Walter was pranked during an interview with FOX Sports 26, receiving a face-full of custard, instead of the more usual football.
We have to give Kevin credit for his restraint -- you can actually see his thought processes rapidly cycling from KILL to Oh hell I'm on camera to "Smile smile NOT KILL" to "Act* like it's all great fun." Very impressive, especially considering wide receivers are not known for their acting ability. We've seen injured hyenas look more sincerely happy.
Wide receiver Kevin Walter was pranked during an interview with FOX Sports 26, receiving a face-full of custard, instead of the more usual football.
Not that it matters a great deal, but the 'pie' Walter got was probably filled with shaving cream, rather than anything edible and tasty. Ballplayers tend to pull these gags on the spur of the moment with whatever's handy, and professional sports teams generally keep more shaving supplies in the clubhouse than confectioner's sugar and pastry ovens.