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This will eventually end up on my blog, but I decided to do something a little different and post it here first. We'll call this a special ZUG Exclusive. Enjoy:
Original ad:
SUPER SUPER WWE SALE
I have many WWE stuff that i collected during times and here they are:
I Have a wwe money in the bank with three ledders and also a hell in a cell cage mach also complete.
And i also have a stage and two extra rings and a tag team belt.
I also have 37 WWE wrestlers and with tables chairs and all those tools.
The wrestlers are.
2 john cenas, 2 cm punk, mark henry, umaga, undertaker, jeff hardy, 2 matt hardys, randy orton, big show, triple h, mikey, evan bourne, batista, rey mysterio, teddy long, mvp
john morisson,2 y2j, festus, shawn michells, mr kennedy, tomy dreamer, carlito, brian kendrick, The great khali, paul landon, edge, eliga brooke, shelton benjamin, the miz
jessie, Trent Barreta.
MAKE AN SERIOUSLY OFFER.
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To: Victor Fxxxxxxx
From: Jacky Maille, Attorney at Law
Dear Craigslist Seller,
My name is Jacky Maille and I am an attorney with World Wrestling Entertainment. Your ad on Craigslist featuring ringsets, action figures and a Championship belt was brought to our attention recently. This classified ad is in violation of the Trademark Protection Act of 1991 and should be removed immediately! Failure to comply within 24 hours of this notice will result in legal action in United States Federal Court.
You are however, permitted to sell action figures of Jeff Hardy, Carlito, Tommy Dreamer, Mr. Kennedy, and Brian Kendrick as they are no longer employed with WWE. We're not sure who "Eliga Brooke" is but our legal staff is looking into it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Jacky Maille, Esq.
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To: Jacky
From: Victor
Dear sir, I have already sold everything for 175 dollers so my ad wont be up anymore. Do you really work for WWE becuase i dont think its against the law to seell anything on craiglist.
Victor
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To: Victor
From: Jacky
Dear Mr. Fxxxxxxx,
When you purchase a Trademarked WWE product, whether it is an action figure, playset, t-shirt, DVD, etc., you are obligated to have it remain in your possession. You are allowed to give said items away but you are not allowed to publicly sell them for any monetary value. Simply put, only World Wrestling Entertainment is allowed to make money on its products. You sir now owe WWE $175 (US). We will contact you within three (3) business days to set up payment arrangements, in order to prevent any future litigation.
Sincerely,
Jacky Maille, Esq.
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To: Jacky
From: Victor
i dont think this is for real. Why would a lawer from WWE have a yahoo email address and not a WWE one? I dont think you can make me give you money . This is probably a scamm.
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To: Victor
From: Jacky
Mr. Fxxxxxxx,
I assure you that this is the real deal. You don't mess with the WWE! We will lay the litigation SmackDown! all over your candy-ass! If you're not down with that, we've got two words for you: Law Suit! We spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool. You can't see us, it's true. If we have to we can make this a slobberknocker. Oh yeah, dig it. We'll make you famous. What are you going to do when the World's Largest Lawsuit runs wild all over you? And that's the bottom line because the WWE Legal Department said so.
Sincerely,
Jacky Maille, Esq.
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To: Jacky
From: Victor
ok now I know this isnt for real. Youre funny tho, you had me worried for a minute.
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Funny
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3.3
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Funny
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Jeeni 47,815  51
08/08/2010 05:28 PM
Awesome Jacky!
...but now the WWF is gonna sue you for using their logo in your article. Doh!
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
08/08/2010 05:55 PM
Hey, I snack on danger and dine on death! If WWE wants some, come get some!
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Funny
6 votes
3.5
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Chix daily fix day 29 ONE TO GO! 286,642 61
08/09/2010 08:48 AM
ok now I know this isnt for real. Youre funny tho, you had me worried for a minute.
Is he talking about your scam or professional wrestling not being real?
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
08/09/2010 08:16 PM
If someone e-mailed me a cease and desist notice from a Yahoo e-mail address I wouldn't give it a second thought. Then again when you're dealing with someone who thinks "MAKE AN SERIOUSLY OFFER" is proper grammar, it's fair game.
And professional wrestling isn't fake. Porn is.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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handsomerandall 1,188 8
01/23/2011 10:48 PM
Considering that the WWE checks the crowd at each TV show, and will force people with non-wwe wrestling shirts to either A) Remove their shirt, and wear the generic WWE shirt or B) Face ejection from the event, I could see the WWE actually sending out letter like that.
But then again, if you like wrestling, what the hell are you doing watching the WWE?
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.1
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Whistler 186,133 44
01/24/2011 01:43 AM
STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS YOU CUMGUZZLING GUTTER SLUT!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/24/2011 01:48 AM
Trixxie's back?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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handsomerandall 1,188 8
01/24/2011 07:24 AM
Wow, only been here less than a week, and I've got my very own stalker! I'm so honored.
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Funny
4 votes
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Mr. Mike 11,439 21
01/24/2011 10:12 AM
Don't mind Whistler, Uglyrandall, At his age, its just best to let him sit and bitch in the corner... He should just feel lucky that the home lets him online anymore.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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handsomerandall 1,188 8
01/24/2011 10:59 AM
I could make a whistler's mother joke....but I'd doubt he get it.
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