The Stripper Counter-Protest Prank A video
by Luke McKinney 11,088 110 08/10/2010 09:36 AM 4626 views
An Ohio strip club has turned the tables in a clever way, after enduring four years of harassment by the local church. Pastor Bill Dunfee and his flock from the "New Beginnings Ministry" have been picketing the "Fox Hole" exotic dance club every Sunday for an Olympic period of time: harassing the workers, denouncing the owner, and even recording the license plates of patrons and posting them online. Which is why owner Tommy George has combined comedy, karma, and counter-protesting into one glorious prank -- by having his strippers picket the church.
"Turnabout is fair play," so sayeth the Lord
He also looks as much like a strip club owner as humanly possible
The striprotest raises more hilarious parallels than the Three Stooges in a footrace. The strippers don't harass the churchgoers, or invade their privacy, or use bullhorns like Pastor Dunfee does.
Seriously, this guy looks like a Disney villain trying to ban dancing, which he basically is
We understand there's a serious lack of things to do in Warsaw, Ohio on a Sunday: it's basically church or the strip club, and Dunfee is simply being greedy by trying to be both. He's also being many other negative qualities when he's harassing a mother-of-six on her way to work.
She, and the other dancers given employment at the club...
... also prove that the "evil" Tommy is far more charitable than this church could ever be.
Who is more likely to achieve the end they desire: the churchgoer who gives their money to that oily pastor or the strip club patron who gives their money to that skanky "dancer."
I'm putting my money on the strip club patron. Heaven, in all liklihood, is a fiction, but spewing in your shorts from a full contact lap dance is as good as guaranteed.
Never have I been so grateful for the fine strip clubs that we have in Boston and Providence. Yea verily, Providence is aptly named, for I often count my blessings (and my dollar bills) whilst at the Foxy Lady.
Using the same logic:
G.I. should start picketing the Topeka church that thinks it's Gods Will to show up at servicmen's funerals..."God Hates Emersons" should be chanted during the sermon.
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