Diana Matronic 57,119 105
08/22/2010 12:26 AM

You looooooooove me.

Hi, this is Jeeni. Pls leave a msg. 43,386 49 cries
08/22/2010 12:36 AM

No "I dream of Jeeni" napisodes?

Under the covers with Diana 99,723 76
08/22/2010 08:36 AM

Just the one where you were wearing hideous polyester pants and were eaten by that demon dog.

Under the covers with Diana 99,723 76
08/22/2010 09:34 AM

And I just found two more dreams. GAH!

Under the covers with Diana 99,723 76
08/22/2010 09:38 AM

And another.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
08/22/2010 11:01 AM

I want to have a cameo part in one of your dreams in my straw hat and fragile boxers. I don't even have to say anything or be carrying a gun, I just want to walk through.

Hi, this is Jeeni. Pls leave a msg. 43,386 49
08/22/2010 11:29 AM

Oh yeahhh! I forgot about that one, Undies. How could I have forgotten about those horrendous polyester pants. Gah!

Foot Fetish Jesus + Socks 4,198 12
08/22/2010 12:17 PM

I don't even have to say anything or be carrying a gun, I just want to walk through.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
08/22/2010 12:33 PM

Don't do anything to stop the GAB dreams! At least not until I make an appearance in one of them. Even if it's only for a few brief seconds before being disemboweled by raptors or some other sick beast that your subconscious has created. Maybe I can be killed by a giant lobster with a huge chip on its shoulder.

Foot Fetish Jesus + Socks 4,198 12
08/22/2010 12:38 PM

Or a lobster covered in daddies sauce.

Pram 78,178 40
08/22/2010 03:14 PM

I highly recommend watching every shock link you can find on the internet.

That will clear out the other stuff damn quick. Especially anything with value.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
08/22/2010 07:14 PM

I want a part in yuor dreams.It doesn't even have to be sexual. But, I wouldn't complain.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 11:08 AM

I've been a member of this site for nearly 7 years and have had maybe one or two Gabber cameo appearances in my dreams up until recently.

Since Boston, though, I have dreamed about several of you, most recently last night.

I don't remember much except that we were in Alaksa at a Zug reunion function, that the storm moving in was going to strand us there, that there were icicles forming in the sky to the west so we knew the storm was near. Several times, my phone was so frozen that when I dropped it, it shattered. Whistler arrived late and kept brushing his hand over me inappropriately.

I can't decide whether I should drink more or less before bed.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
09/01/2010 11:30 AM

When in doubt, more.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 02:04 PM

I know I've had a few dreams that included some of you *coughMilliecough*, but the only Zug dream I recall vividly is the one in which I went to a bar to meet my new financial advisor. When I got there, the bar was really more of a horse stable than a bar, but I sat down and had a cup of coffee while the guy had a beer and went over my portfolio.

After we chatted for a while, we realized that we had someone in common in our lives - Bob Johnson. The guy was Bob's father!

Then the meeting ended and I went outside to find that the Ohio State Fair was taking place in the parking lot of the bar. I had already been to the fair, so instead of staying, I just flapped my arms and flew home.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/01/2010 02:26 PM

HA HA Thanks for bumping this thread - it reminded me that I had another GAB dream last night. I'm going to start a new thread because it was just THAT weird. Still no Bill in it though.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/01/2010 04:10 PM

I had a dream last night that Jaws was after myself, Kchiki, Whistler, Millie, Jackymaille, SHP, Sir John Hargrave and Shelle. We were on a boat for whatever reason and were trying to get to land before getting eaten.

In order of death:

1- Whistler bit it trying to lull it to sleep with his fife

2- Millie bit it while trying to Shakespeare in the ocean (for whatever reason, though the shark biting someones ass off should have woken me up laughing)

3- Jackymaille bit it while tryng to convince SHP to let him Frost her. (I honestly think she got him eaten on purpose)

4- SHP was next because Shelle pushed her into the water during a fight over Jacky

5- John bought the farm next when he tried to prank the shark.

All thats left at this point is Kchiki, Shelle and myself. We docked and ran across the beach and the shark followed us, jumping from pool to pool to stay wet. Thats when Shelle got eaten. She tried to stand up to the shark and lost the battle. It started to eat anonymus people and dogs along the way and an oversized fat dog got caught in its mouth and kept it from moving for a while. I woke up before anything else could happen!





I need to stop with the drugs before bed, I really do!

turtle10 41,927 26 makes a call
09/01/2010 04:13 PM

FAT DAUGHTER

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/01/2010 04:16 PM

Did I win??

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/01/2010 04:17 PM

Also, several of you nutjobs show up in my dreams REGULARLY since Boston.

Creepy internet weirdos.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/01/2010 04:58 PM

Turtle says FAT DAUGHTER

Now now, Turtle, just because you weren't in the dream doesn't mean you can start name calling.

Kchicki, it was you and I at the end. I woke up before:

I could find out if we celebrated by having wild buttsex
I could find out if the shark survived
I could find out if we celebrated by having wild buttsex with the dead shark
I came

I could find out who was the sole survivor.....

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 08:14 AM

We were on a boat for whatever reason and were trying to get to land before getting eaten.
...
1- Whistler bit it...
2- Millie bit it...
3- Jackymaille bit it...


Wait, who was eating whom?

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/02/2010 10:28 AM

Well I woke up before I was eating Kch....OH the shark, sorry....

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 10:30 AM

Now mike...may I call you Mike?

If you had lurked, you would have noticed that calling Fat Daughter is not "name calling".



ps. I see you lack some orbs....may I offer some advice. I'll give you a hint, it begins with S.....

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/02/2010 11:33 AM

If you had lurked, you would have noticed that calling Fat Daughter is not "name calling".

Lurked? I've been here since 2003. I know what Fat Daughter means, you do know that this is a joke site....um right?

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/02/2010 11:36 AM

Joke site?

I think you mean:

Comedy.Site.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 11:55 AM

Where's Ravos? He missed his cue!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 11:58 AM

I fully understand it's a comedy site...do you?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/02/2010 12:15 PM

4- SHP was next because Shelle pushed her into the water during a fight over Jacky

What a surprise.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 12:22 PM

Bitch

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 12:23 PM

Please dont' hurt me