Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 12:44 PM

End. In. Blisters.

SHP has some nuts for you 181,189 70
08/24/2010 12:46 PM

End. In. Blisters.

If so, I'm so gonna win this.



Wait.
What?

turtle10 41,911 26
08/24/2010 12:48 PM

5

The Mailman 174,469 52 slaps $20 on the kitchen counter.
08/24/2010 12:50 PM

That's it, I'm out of the contest!

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 12:51 PM

This presents something of a dilemma.

If it's over the weekend, that means the lady's home and it could be weird sneaking off to... Compete. Plus, who are we kidding here, after the first few rounds, time becomes an issue and short of bad diarrhea I don't really have that many good excuses to be spending that much alone time.

SHP has some nuts for you 181,189 70
08/24/2010 12:53 PM

So, buy her dinner and jack off on her. What's the problem here?

Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 12:55 PM

I propose naming Chickens the winner immediately, before he starts a thread with a daily count for this.

Brad Poynter 35,375 48
08/24/2010 12:56 PM

Since this is for science, count me in. Well maybe not in but at least on.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 12:57 PM

So, buy her dinner and jack off on her. What's the problem here?

This is where I would be asking Panda out to dinner if my wife weren't looking over my shoulder.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 12:58 PM

This is where I would be asking Panda out to dinner if my wife weren't looking over my shoulder.

Sounds like you're well on your way to a 3-way circle jerk.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 01:07 PM

So, buy her dinner and jack off on her. What's the problem here?

This rubs me the wrong way (heh) since it seems to violate the spirit of the competition, but might be a viable option.

Know this, I'm bringing my A-game:


Well, except I'm right-handed.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/24/2010 01:21 PM

I already sent the staff home and changed the sign on my office door.



We will need to come up with a name for the award winner, so throw out some suggestions.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 01:23 PM

Chafed.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24 does finger exercises
08/24/2010 01:24 PM

Ana one, ana two

The High Priestess 58,149 29
08/24/2010 01:24 PM

We will need to come up with a name for the award winner, so throw out some suggestions.

Pathetic?

Chix - Analogs counter lies 281,884 58
08/24/2010 01:25 PM

I'd be shooting puffs of smoke after the first two anyway.

You really must break the competition into women and men or we guys are all pounded(heh) from teh get go.

Brad Poynter 35,375 48
08/24/2010 01:26 PM

Stroker Ace

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24
08/24/2010 01:29 PM

We will need to come up with a name for the award winner, so throw out some suggestions.

Lord Spooge

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,186 89
08/24/2010 01:40 PM

Do multiples count?

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 01:41 PM

Do multiples count?

God I'm jealous...

Pram 78,121 40
08/24/2010 01:43 PM

I've got my Magna-RX!

Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 01:44 PM

Do multiples count?

Only if unassisted and video proof is presented.

Pram 78,121 40
08/24/2010 01:45 PM

...and Extenze, and Enzyte...

Pram 78,121 40
08/24/2010 01:46 PM

Midgets, you jackoff, get outta my way!

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24
08/24/2010 01:50 PM

Yano, I get the feeling many of you do this day-to-day anyway. Multiple tabs open, watch a little porn, finish, post on live, more porn, maybe a little ass to mouth this time?

Bill the Squirrel 53,128 53
08/24/2010 01:52 PM

Midgets, you jackoff, get outta my way!


Isn't that the point?

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 01:53 PM

Yano, I get the feeling many of you do this day-to-day anyway. Multiple tabs open, watch a little porn, finish, post on live, more porn, maybe a little ass to mouth this time?

And I've gotta say, that 2nd time around was filthy.

Fratberry 277,074 52
08/24/2010 02:15 PM

This will be on the honor system, although pictures, video and samples are welcome.

I'm not falling for that again.

Also... fag.

Seriously, though, after recent events I'm not moving any more blood around in my system that doesn't absolutely need to be moved.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 39,946 50
08/24/2010 02:30 PM

I've been having trouble getting into internet porn. It's just unrealistic to me anymore. I mean, there's no way Marge Simpson would Frost Principal Skinner and Ned Flanders in real life.

Declan McManus Original since 2010 130,643 34
08/24/2010 02:50 PM

Is somewhat interested, but does not plan on shaking hands with the winner.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 03:05 PM

I do not predict that being a problem.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21 thinking aloud
08/24/2010 03:16 PM

does today count?

even before the announcement?

can I get my girlfriend to do some of the work?

If its not today, I hope its not a day I have to drive the School Bus, that could wind up being more trouble than it'd be worth.

...Phla? 130,632 34
08/24/2010 03:37 PM

Can someone post a picture of the six flags old guy in here for me? Thanks.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/24/2010 03:38 PM

I'm pretty sure I won this contest back in 1988.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
08/24/2010 03:55 PM

Well, I won't try but I will tell you this (and throw down the gauntlet). I once tried this. I managed 14. This was in the space of an hour. Over a weekend, Go only knows what I could rack up.

But let me warn you, I was physically wrecked. My hoo-hee was on fire, I was drenched in sweat and had tremors and cramps in my hand and arm. I was seeing stars. And not in a good way.

Chix - Analogs counter lies 281,884 58
08/24/2010 03:55 PM

Butternuts may have won but I was right behind him with a strong finish.




wait...

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 03:56 PM

Here you go, but that's a crappy way to start snipering the competition...

Foot Fetish Jesus + Socks 4,198 12
08/24/2010 04:37 PM

Well, with the amount of wankers on here, it's likely to be a draw.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/24/2010 04:38 PM

I'm gonna win this one. I haven't been posting all day. I've been busy with more rubbing pressing matters.


Even if there wasn't a contest, I would still be doing the same thing. My Shake Weight came today. I found that it takes approximately thirty seconds of shaking to get completely turned on.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/24/2010 04:41 PM

Just to recap,

1) There will be a male and a female winner so we can work together in the spirit of cooperation.

2) If you have someone who can help you out, then you probably shouldn't be in this competition in the first place. So for all those who utilize a partner, we demand pictures.

3) There is no official name for 1st place, but the winners will be eligible for a trophy, which or may not consist of a singing penis programmed by Manhole. Exhibit A nsfw

Zolton Under Glass 87,644 31
08/24/2010 05:59 PM

I propose naming Chickens the winner immediately, before he starts a thread with a daily count for this.

Eh, he's old. He'll just fall asleep in the middle of it anyway.

Pram 78,121 40
08/24/2010 06:03 PM

Isn't that the point?

Yeah, but he was doing it in my face.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/24/2010 06:13 PM

Yeah, but he was doing it in my face.

For your sake, let's hope that's the only thing...

Hi, this is Jeeni. Pls leave a msg. 43,220 49
08/24/2010 07:37 PM

Hmm... My vote is for kChiki or Shell Belle. Women have a quicker recovery time than men.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 39,946 50
08/24/2010 08:57 PM

Dammit!

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,186 89
08/24/2010 08:58 PM

Jacky's shooting blanks!

Madness 4,360 10
08/24/2010 09:00 PM

Hmm... My vote is for kChiki or Shell Belle. Women have a quicker recovery time than men.

I'm sure if they post pics then that could lower the men's recovery time to about the same level.

So it's all in the interest of fairness, you see.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,186 89
08/24/2010 09:00 PM

Hmmm....NO.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/24/2010 09:04 PM

When tallying the results just remember if the ladies said they did it 10 times then they maybe did it once at most.

And they weren't thinking of me at the time.

UnderWhere? for reals 99,723 76
08/24/2010 09:42 PM

You guys really think I'm going to actually LOSE a contest?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/24/2010 11:40 PM

I'm 49 years old. I might get two a day if I got the first one first thing in the morning and waited until just before midnight to squeeze out the second.

So I'm calling age discrimination here.

...Phla? 130,632 34
08/24/2010 11:43 PM

Bea Arthur.


There, does that help?

Dasypygal 12,064 15
08/24/2010 11:55 PM

I am repulsed by you derelicts.











*pulls out a chair*


Mind if I sit down and watch take notes?

TopHatSnake 3,131 10
08/25/2010 12:28 AM

*pulls out a chair*


!?!FROM WHERE? THERE AREN'T ANY CHAIRS HERE!!!?!?!

Thud 66,639 17
08/25/2010 12:31 AM

If someone here pulls something out you can bet it came out of someone's ass.

Dogs Akimbo 205,203 31
08/25/2010 12:37 AM

Just as alcoholics don't go out drinking on New Year's Eve, I will not be taking part in this contest.

I can use the rest.

The Terrible Ravos 62,324 20
08/25/2010 05:51 AM

This is a terrible idea.

Pram 78,121 40
08/25/2010 11:14 AM

If someone here pulls something out you can bet it came out of someone's ass.

Yeah, or their piss hole.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 39,946 50
08/25/2010 09:13 PM

So last night my wife decides she wants to watch Jersey Shore or some equally bad "reality" show on TV. I hate that Shakespeare. She says, "Can't you go find something to do online?"
I replied, "Well, there is a jerk off challenge going on on Zug."

This afternoon, she asks me, "How did you do in that jerk off challenge on Borg or whatever?"
I said, "Well, I came in...let's just say that I was happy to finish."

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/25/2010 11:41 PM

TWO, bitches!

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/26/2010 07:33 AM

4 "sessions" x 4 "completions" per = 16


Ha, beat that!


No, don't beat that. It's pretty sore right now.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/26/2010 07:46 AM

I feel like this website results in the worst google searches ever we might have a baseline for the male performance.

"World Record Holder" - 2006

I have no idea if this is real, I just really, really don't want to research any further... It gets kinda hairy (or sometimes not, heh) out there in the internets.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/26/2010 07:55 AM

I did come across some possible apparel:

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/26/2010 10:05 AM

I love the enthusiasm, but the official contest will take place over labor day weekend, since this is a labor of love.

Dates: Saturday (9/4) 12am thru Monday (9/6) 11:59pm.

Details: Pick one of the three days and try and try and to beat the competition. We will only count the most in a 24-hour period for the official contest winner.

Verification: Honor system, although posting fap pictures with a copy of the daily newspaper will be acceptable.

Betting: The odds will be released just before the competition. Feel free to weigh in on the favorites, over/under and the money line. We will be handicapping as well, in the event Sage wants to come back and join.

Prizes: For the men, For the ladies.

turtle10 41,911 26
08/26/2010 10:10 AM

Luckily for my hand the other competitors I will be in Vermont for a wedding that weekend. I don't think my wife and her sisters would appreciate me taking up so much time in the shower/bathroom/hot tub in the condo we are sharing.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/26/2010 11:16 AM

Goddammit, Mung. Now I'm all chafed for nothing. You tricked me.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/26/2010 11:36 AM

Fine, we will accept absentee ballots for those unavailable or have already participated. Just let us know your score in advance and post a pic so we have something to shoot for.

Pubah 54,858 17
08/26/2010 11:42 AM

Score?

If I did that, I wouldn't have to beat-off. Gahhhh!

Zolton Under Glass 87,644 31
08/26/2010 02:36 PM

Just let us know your score in advance and post a pic so we have something to shoot for.

Wait. I thought they were posting pics so we'd have something to shoot at. It's just possible I've been using the photo album in an unintended fashion.

Also, I may need a new monitor. Some of you look like you just lost a cotton candy food fight.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/26/2010 02:40 PM

I don't foresee the ballot being a problem, but some folks around here might have trouble fitting the camera into the stable.

turtle10 41,911 26
08/26/2010 02:42 PM

I am pretty sure I less than three shelle a little bit more than usual today

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/26/2010 02:47 PM

I am pretty sure I less than three shelle a little bit more than usual today

Clearly typed with 1 exhausted hand.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/26/2010 02:49 PM

I am pretty sure I less than three shelle a little bit more than usual today

I less than three you more too. About four times more.

turtle10 41,911 26
08/26/2010 02:51 PM

I'll catch up...don't you worry

Zolton Under Glass 87,644 31
08/26/2010 02:52 PM

Get a booth, you two.

And be careful. The floor's pretty sticky in there.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/26/2010 02:53 PM

Me too.

Fratberry 277,074 52
08/26/2010 11:49 PM

Tell you what. If you declare me the winner I promise I will not post photos of my contest, um... results.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,189 70
08/26/2010 11:54 PM

Please note that in the last 24 hours I have had exactly ONE orgasm.



But, it's the internet, so that means 42, and SHP takes the lead...

Zolton Under Glass 87,644 31
08/27/2010 12:56 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're supposed to be giving ourselves orgasms in this contest?

Goddamn it, I am never gonna get this right.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/27/2010 08:22 AM

I am with Zolton on this.

I probably should have clarified, but by completed I clearly meant passed out with a belt around your neck.

Mung +3

turtle10 41,911 26
08/27/2010 08:28 AM

SHP: Motivating me to keep going

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,186 89
08/27/2010 08:41 AM

KChiki: 0

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/27/2010 08:55 AM

Once the ink dries she will be +1.

You get partial credit for masochism, dear.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,186 89
08/27/2010 08:57 AM

Woohoo! Just like high school!


Wait, what?

Dogs Akimbo 205,203 31
08/27/2010 09:01 AM

I less than three you more too. About four times more.

Less than twelve?

Chix - Analogs counter lies 281,884 58
08/27/2010 09:23 AM

Great. Same weekend as my family reunion. This is going to be uncomfortable.



Aunt Rose: Where's Chickens?

Cousin Scott: In the bathroom again.

Cousin Amy: Anyone seen my suntan lotion? I want to hit the beach.

Cousin Scott: In the bathroom again.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,189 70
08/27/2010 09:51 AM

Great. Same weekend as my family reunion. This is going to be uncomfortable easier than I thought.

Fixed it.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/27/2010 10:07 AM

Well if Lobster has the same issue that weekend then we might as well throw in the paper-towel now.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,189 70
08/27/2010 10:10 AM

I wouldn't worry about it. Lobster's dad isn't a member. I don't think it counts if you're just the jizzcatcher.

Pubah 54,858 17
08/27/2010 01:11 PM

Post the number of self-inflicted orgasms in a given day?
What if I can't count that high?

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/27/2010 01:41 PM

If you're using your fingers AND toes and still have problems, you sir deserve the crown.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24
08/27/2010 03:06 PM

Now why in the world would you hold it on a 3-day weekend? Are you trying to burst blood vessels in unwanted places?

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/27/2010 03:13 PM

I know this goes without saying, but eventually I am going to have to ask the winner for his / her address and the thought of that has me + 6. Mwhahahaha!

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/27/2010 03:16 PM

That weekend I will be sleeping in a tent with my wife and child. YOU SICK FrostS.

Oops. Just had one.

Brad Poynter 35,375 48
08/27/2010 03:17 PM

100!









I mean to post in the thread, not the other thing

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24
08/27/2010 03:20 PM

I'm starting to think Mung has no life outside of Zug, so he picked a holiday weekend that most normal people spend with their families eating BBQ and potato salad.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 25,954 24
08/27/2010 03:21 PM

Sorry.. there was supposed to be more to that:

...To give him an advantage.



Sorry, I was... erm.. busy. 3.

Pubah 54,858 17 Pubah calls FAT Daugheter!!!
08/28/2010 03:47 AM

100

One Hundred spooges in one day? You'd be dehydrated like a prune!
Dead
And unable to post.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/28/2010 09:06 AM

I know this goes without saying, but eventually I am going to have to ask the winner for his / her address and the thought of that has me + 6. Mwhahahaha!


Reading that: +2


You already have my address though. And quit spooging on my windows. I just washed them again.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/28/2010 09:30 AM

I had the house to myself for a while yesterday, so I took advantage of the opportunity to work out a little (if you know what I mean). I had two down before 3:30 in the afternoon.

Then my wife came home with needs. She was really impressed with my extended performance, and before midnight, I had demonstrated that the possibility of three in a day still exists for me!

Mr Samsa 88 5
08/28/2010 01:01 PM

wow with all the participants im rather aroused by this idea, should be an explosive good time, i can wait for the day to come!


ok pun time is over but for real, shell needs to be more judicious with what she tells us, i almost started the contest early

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/28/2010 01:52 PM

shell needs to be more judicious with what she tells us, i almost started the contest early


Sorry. Was it a uterus comment that did it? Chicks without uteruses are hot.*



*To a very small percentage of the male population over the age of 40.

Mr Samsa 88 5
08/28/2010 09:00 PM

Sorry. Was it a uterus comment that did it? Chicks without uteruses are hot.

it may vary well have been, my favorite tug material is my old A and P books of the a girl inside bits, but i whited out the ovaries and uterus, so hot

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/28/2010 11:06 PM

No uterus = no rubbers = so hot!

Mr Samsa 88 5
08/29/2010 06:48 AM

No uterus = no rubbers = so hot

I know, now lets stop talking about shells uterus, or lack there of, its time to make whistler feel special, 3 times in a day old man, way to go, way to go! *golf clap*

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
08/29/2010 06:40 PM

I've tried this before in my single days. I think my total was 7.

Now that I'm involved, things have changed. I can hit the decade mark, no problem.

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/29/2010 09:53 PM

My penis is dead and I can no longer get hard, but I managed 13 in the last 24 hours. Porn no longer has any affect on me, so thanks for that.

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
08/29/2010 09:59 PM

Damn, too late.

In my timezone it's already Monday.

How I wish I'd been here an hour ago.

Dianerda 57,110 105
08/29/2010 10:24 PM

Dates: Saturday (9/4) 12am thru Monday (9/6) 11:59pm.

Plenty of time left to practice, guys (and ladies)! I think I'm recusing myself from this competition to make it fair to everyone who doesn't have Froggie to inspire them.

Dianerda 57,110 105
08/29/2010 10:40 PM

I mean, look at him! He is a sexy beast.

Thud 66,639 17
08/29/2010 10:50 PM

At the very least, he is a blurry beast.

Chit 177,986 15
08/29/2010 11:18 PM

+1 for me now. Damnit Dianada...I wasn't even playing!




Or bisexual!

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,189 70
08/29/2010 11:26 PM

+1 for me now. Damnit Dianada...I wasn't even playing!




Or bisexual!



And now +1.5 for me.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2010 11:50 PM

In that blurry photo, Froggie looks like a cross between Quentin Tarantino, a young Robert DeNiro, and an all-you-can-eat sundae bar.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2010 11:51 PM

sorry.

Dianerda 57,110 105
08/30/2010 12:00 AM

an all-you-can-eat sundae bar.

I don't get it. Are you saying you want to eat him up?

...Phla? 130,632 34
08/30/2010 12:02 AM

WITHERSPOON/punchline

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/30/2010 12:06 AM

Are you saying you want to eat him up?

No, but now that you mention it...

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/30/2010 12:09 AM

Yeah, no bigger turn-on than a dude pickin' his toe jam...

turtle10 41,911 26
08/30/2010 06:51 AM

I have had the pleasure of meeting Frogpop a number of timws and I have no idea who is in that picture.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/30/2010 09:26 AM

Are you included in the prize for the ladies, Mung? Because you are in the picture. And I'm not sure how I feel about masturbating for Santa. I keep hearing, "Have you been a good girl, ho ho ho!" in my head and it makes me feel dirty.


It's a good thing the boys have their own category. They'd never beat the ladies. God may have screwed us when he made us endure the pain and torture of childbirth, but he more than made up for it when he gave us the multiple orgasm.

Ohh, yeah!

Ohhhh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

turtle10 41,911 26
08/30/2010 09:42 AM

I had a joke about Santa coming once a year so he wouldn't win the challenge, but I decided to not post it.

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/30/2010 10:11 AM

Yes Shell, I was offering myself as a prize for the ladies.

I figure that the women who can have the most orgasms in 24 hours can certainly have at least 1 orgasm in the minute and a half I would need to finish.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/30/2010 09:37 PM

Thanks to Millie's Regretsy post/link, I think I might have found the perfect award for the lady division:



Especially since I'd like to think though it's competitive, we're all rooting each other on...

Shell Belle 76,615 24
08/31/2010 10:56 AM

I was over at Singsnap doing a song called Shake Your Love when I thought about this contest and started laughing right in the middle of it.

I'm thinking that Debbie Gibson wasn't so innocent after all. She also has a song called Foolish Beat. She must whack it a lot.

turtle10 41,911 26
08/31/2010 12:01 PM

Looking at her song library, she was a dirty girl.

I'm Red Hot even Without You. Good thing I have One Hand, One Heart so I can Free Me to Shake Your Love with a Foolish Beat. Oh no I'm Losin Myself sorry to Shock Your Mama

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 281,884 58
08/31/2010 02:19 PM

The reaction at the convention from the Star Wars Nerds to Suzi's Leah Hairbun earrings was inappropriate but quite unavoidable.

Mr Samsa 88 5
09/07/2010 08:40 PM

So no results? anyone pass out from dehydration, anyone choke it so hard or put something in so deep medical attention was required? inquiring minds would like to know!

Taco's in Tenpenny Tower! 61,959 36
09/07/2010 08:56 PM

I was in a cabin with my family Friday morning through Monday morning.

But since I got back to my condo yesterday around 5...2. Probably 3 later. Not because I'm competing but because I've been ridiculously horny the last 24 hours.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 39,946 50
09/07/2010 09:27 PM

For the record: I'm not sure of the exact number, but my calves have been sore all day.

Taco's in Tenpenny Tower! 61,959 36
09/07/2010 10:13 PM

For the record: I'm not sure of the exact number, but my calves have been sore all day.

Uh...what are you doing with your gear that makes your calves sore as a result?

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 39,946 50
09/07/2010 11:21 PM

Toe-curling. I don't do anything half-assed.

MungChamp 35,886 35
09/08/2010 04:02 PM

I have been practicing tantra, so I only had one. I will let you know when I am done.

Shell Belle 76,615 24
09/08/2010 07:01 PM

My kids had a four day weekend, so I didn't get to business until today.

I'm currently at eight. And I'm in a very, very good mood.

KChiki - TGNP, yeah you know me! 124,186 89
09/08/2010 07:18 PM

Two.

Which is actually a lot for me lately.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,220 49
09/08/2010 07:48 PM

Two? Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you had 200!

Now, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, apart from being dreadfully sick, you would have used up 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars, which is 15% half over again, 10%...

Oh wait - we're not talking chocolate here, are we?

KChiki - TGNP, yeah you know me! 124,186 89
09/08/2010 08:06 PM

Favorite. Post. Today.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
09/08/2010 08:14 PM

I had one just reading Shell Belle's last post.

Come withto Nutbutter

turtle: no longer explosive 41,911 26
09/08/2010 08:34 PM

I was at 1, but Shell's post motivated me to try harder (heh).

Thud 66,639 17
09/08/2010 08:50 PM

Three. I had to stop there because it was time to go to work. Maybe there will be more later, depending on who is working today.

Taco's in Tenpenny Tower! 61,959 36
09/08/2010 11:09 PM

I'm still really horny so I'm going to go check out Frat's Heavy Metal Meatheads thread for schlicking material but I expect to be really disappointed since "meatheads" probably means "fatasses" not "gigantic buff dudes that look like they might be neo Nazis."

Madness 4,360 10
09/09/2010 02:37 AM

Mung has doomed us all!
We should all chip in for a Live family mass grave plot.




4, by the way, including once at work.