turtle10 41,927 26
08/26/2010 09:35 PM

add a note under it:

"WHOA! now that you are closer you're not so beautiful."

or

"compared to the last person in here."

...Phla? 130,632 34
08/26/2010 09:37 PM

"Nom nom nom"

Just because that sounds gross in a bathroom.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/26/2010 09:38 PM

"But what you just did in there was ugly to the core."

Chit 178,088 15
08/26/2010 09:39 PM

Christina? Do you Shakespeare here too?

Chit 178,088 15
08/26/2010 09:50 PM

Beautiful?

Beautiful would have been if one of you snatches thought to leave a little bit of toilet paper.

The Mailman 174,473 52
08/26/2010 09:54 PM

"This is a one-way mirror. On the other side is a urinal."

Redwing 3,656 30
08/26/2010 10:05 PM

But your soul is as dark as a thousand pedophile priests.

...Phla? 130,632 34
08/26/2010 10:55 PM

And by "you" I mean your insides.

Dasypygal 12,075 15
08/26/2010 11:15 PM

anti-depressants make you feel beautiful.

But everyone else still thinks you're an ugly Emerson.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
08/26/2010 11:55 PM

Words won't bring me down. But steam might loosen the glue a little.

The Terrible Ravos 62,361 20
08/27/2010 06:10 AM

"Keep moisturizing. I need a new coat in time for winter."

Stone Cold Bikini 62,254 18
08/27/2010 07:33 AM

"No, not YOU. Conceited."

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/27/2010 08:04 AM

"Daddy, why does it hurt?"

Gonzo 20,504 16
08/27/2010 08:05 AM

"You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother."

Midgets 93,936 47
08/27/2010 08:11 AM

"But since Sara's beautiful AND easy, guess who's getting promoted."

turtle10 41,927 26
08/27/2010 08:26 AM

"now SUYT"

"I'd hit it"

"but your HR rep is beautifuller"

Chix - Analogs counter lies 282,028 58
08/27/2010 09:26 AM

"Wait. This isn't the men's room?"

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
08/27/2010 09:45 AM

Here's the note on the bathroom I tried to use yesterday.

Hi, this is Jeeni. Pls leave a msg. 43,386 49
08/27/2010 10:43 AM

Just because her husband died doesn't mean she should be subjected to the horrors of being locked in a port-o-potty!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
08/27/2010 03:53 PM

Sign Carlton the janitor's name to it.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,276 70
08/27/2010 04:09 PM

This just in!


They took down our signs. By they I'm sure I mean the cleaning crew, or possibly the person who put up the original sign got mad and took them both down. I don't care.


Do you know what it's like trying to take a photo of a sticky note in the mirror? Do you know how hard it is to not get caught?

Madness 4,360 10
08/27/2010 04:42 PM

"Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear"

Neophyte 9,942 10
08/27/2010 06:26 PM

"A size 6?!?

...really!?!
Your leg is a size six, let's get real here.

...and your face is ridiculous."

Hi, this is Jeeni. Pls leave a msg. 43,386 49
08/27/2010 08:07 PM

Within the next week, assemble a memorial for the fallen note. Bring flowers & leave them at the foot of the mirror & have other post-it notes with sad, tearful expressions consoling each other.

Foot Fetish Jesus + Socks 4,198 12
08/27/2010 08:13 PM

You are absolutely beautiful, but you're still a Carroll.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
08/28/2010 11:19 PM

Or... post this in it's place:

The Terrible Ravos 62,361 20
08/31/2010 04:18 AM

"That shirt with those shoes? Bitch please!"

Gonzo 20,504 16
08/31/2010 09:46 AM

So... what exactly was trying to be expressed by the graphical air-quotes (in some circles known as "quotes") around "YOU"? I mean, does it mean that the sign was trying to say: "I am referring to the person I'm merely calling 'YOU', and not, in fact, you."

Or maybe it's meant that as you read the sign, you should do so in a manner that expresses it as: "The so-called 'YOU', despite the fact that we both know you are really a sub-person."

Perhaps it means the "YOU" that's in the mirror is beautiful, and that you might be making a specious assumption by thinking that it also applies to you.

This is too confusing to deal with right now. "I" am going to get some "coffee", and "then" "think" "about" ""it"" """later""".

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
08/31/2010 02:32 PM

I know you're all busted up about somebody taking down your post-it note, but let's be honest...you could easily create a new one and stick it up in the place of the missiing one...if you truly believe it belongs there. Or, is there a question of its validity? Could it be that the original post-it was taken down simply because it was making an outlandish an clearly innacurate statement?

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
08/31/2010 04:01 PM

She didn't create the original one.

KEEP UP!!!

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/02/2010 04:58 PM

Is anyone else awaiting the news from SHP's workplace bathroom with baited breath, or is it just me?