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Glen Beck Says Our Country Has "wandered in darkness for too long"
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08/28/2010 12:10 PM 481 views



Addressing the "Restoring Honor" rally at the Lincoln memorial, Glenn Beck told an enthusiastic crowd of protesters that America has "wandered in darkness for too long."

He went on to say "things look black now, but hopefully it won't be like that too much longer."

"I think some people would like to say that our country is fading into dusk, but I don't think so. Sure things look murky, but even when things get too ebony you can always lighten them up a little bit."

He went on to say, "Let's face it, things are messed up. Our future is too dark, it's dirty, lightless, dusky and befouled. It's swarthy. But we can make it all light again. Unpainted. Pure. Spotless. Did I mention I don't want things to be black?"


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4 Comments on "

Glen Beck Says Our Country Has "wandered in darkness for too long"

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(Funniest: Shell Belle, Declan McManus Original since 2010,Drewcifer aka JackyMaille)


Hilarious 10 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054169393
Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/28/2010 02:20 PM

Glenn Beck is a horse's ass.

This was on The Daily Show back in May. It's worth watching if you haven't seen it.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054169394
siv9939 13,642 16
08/28/2010 02:36 PM

Glenn Beck is a horse's ass.

Then what's the rest of Fox News?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054169399
Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
08/28/2010 04:15 PM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054169438
Declan McManus Original since 2010 131,891 36
08/29/2010 12:35 AM

Whatever you do, do not give him two turntables and a microphone.