Seattle Seahawk Snake Prank A video
by Luke McKinney 11,088 110 08/30/2010 09:55 AM 1482 views
A fantastic prank that scares about ten tons of beef in under a minute -- that's more fright per pound than a slaughterhouse. The Seattle Seahawks' trainers placed a plastic snake in the team's Gatorade cooler, wired to the lid so that it seemed to strike when players opened it.
The result is more massive men jumping than a WWE match, and even funnier. You'll have to skip the first 20 seconds of video (an embarrassing extract from Snakes on a Plane, that shameful reminder that the greatest internet frenzy still has less purchasing power than Legally Blonde), and it's well worth it.
Especially for this hero.
If you're into Fantasy Football, find out who that is and get him immediately. Where every other player screamed and jumped like frightened ballet enthusiasts, he instantly grabbed it by the throat in the approved "Badass" manner. He had it at his mercy before he even noticed it was fake, on the grounds that "Choke first, check later" is a solid defensive strategy. If he starts using that on the field, the other team better slither away.