Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
08/30/2010 10:53 AM

I had a threesome once, but I didn't really enjoy it. It was weird to have all of my other girlfriends just standing around doing nothing.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/30/2010 12:17 PM

Lynda Carter in her prime and Nell Carter today.

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 12:21 PM

Perhaps I've overestimated this audience's interest in such a topic. I blame the fact that there aren't more famous people with first names of 'Tub' or last names of 'Spongebob'.

Everyone but Midgets can have Kathy Ireland and Kathy Griffin. But only for phone sex.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,276 70
08/30/2010 12:26 PM

John Hargrave and John Stamos.

Am I doing this right ?

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 12:28 PM

That's just perfect, SHP. Assuming you're into a guy who'd bring rubber chickens and electric hand buzzers into the bedroom.

Also, John Hargrave would be there. So, yay?

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
08/30/2010 12:29 PM

Drew Barrymore and Nancy Drew.

Me and Drew would get it on while Nancy tried to discover the Mystery of the Hidden Salami.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,276 70
08/30/2010 12:31 PM

Kchiki and Dianada. Yeah, it's breaking the rules, but it's 3 sets of boobs. Win.

turtle10 41,927 26
08/30/2010 12:33 PM

Jessica Biel and Jessice Alba.

I know it's not funny but it was the first thing I thought of and then I got ummm distracted. yeah.




oh...2

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
08/30/2010 12:39 PM

Spicey McHaggis and a spicy chicken taco. NOM NOM NOM

turtle10 41,927 26
08/30/2010 12:40 PM

Kchiki and Dianada. Yeah, it's breaking the rules, but it's 3 sets of boobs. Win.


Are you saying 3 pair beat two of a kind? I say you're cheating.

Dasypygal 12,075 15
08/30/2010 12:46 PM

I'd let the Beastmaster mount my hairy kitty:


Then have this hot waiter serve me with his delicacies:

Boston: Joe's Grill

and what the hell, I have three functioning orifices.

Boston: Chatroullette Stranger

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,276 70
08/30/2010 12:48 PM

This WTF moment is brought to you by KY Jelly.

Pubah 54,900 17
08/30/2010 12:54 PM

Janet Jackson and Janet Reno...mmm, what a pair.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/30/2010 12:57 PM

Patrick F. and Whistler P. McManus.

Just because the internet isn't creepy enough.

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 12:58 PM

Speaking of 'Beastmasters', I briefly considered taking Lucy Liu and Lucy Lawless.

But I think I'd prefer to survive the experience.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
08/30/2010 01:13 PM

Pat McManus rocks.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
08/30/2010 01:18 PM

These two, who share the last name of .jpg.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/30/2010 01:20 PM

Betty White and Barry White

The Mailman 174,473 52
08/30/2010 01:25 PM

I can't believe I'd have to invite Jamie Oliver in bed with me in order to have sex with Jamie Lee Curtis.

John Hargrave 128,123 71
08/30/2010 01:26 PM

HP Lovecraft and an HP OfficeJet 6500

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 01:27 PM

I can't believe I'd have to invite Jamie Oliver in bed with me in order to have sex with Jamie Lee Curtis.

Well, you wouldn't.

You could just as easily sleep with Tony Curtis. Or Lee Marvin. Or Geddy Lee, for that matter.

It's all about choices, Mailman.

siv9939 12,376 16
08/30/2010 01:50 PM

Janet Weiss and Janet Reno.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/30/2010 01:50 PM

Zolton Under Glass and Ron Glass.

OHHHHH! SEARCH ME DETECTIVE HARRIS!

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/30/2010 04:31 PM

Donald and Daffy Duck

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/30/2010 04:33 PM

Amy Grant and Ulysses S. Grant

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
08/30/2010 04:35 PM

Totally SHP and Dianada.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
08/30/2010 04:46 PM

I mean, Totally SHP and Totally Dianada.

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/30/2010 04:50 PM

Frat & Chuck Berry

EmersonS.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
08/30/2010 04:51 PM

Pre-surgery Meg Ryan and post surgery Jeri Ryan

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 04:57 PM

Nice, Chix. But I know it's just so you can say:

"I'll have who she's having."

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
08/30/2010 05:03 PM

Chuck E Cheese and Chuck Norris.

Ronald McDonald and Ronald Reagan.

Jack-in-the-Box (pffft) and Jack Nicholson


How delicious.

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/30/2010 05:47 PM

Jerry Lewis and Lewis Black

I'm not doing this right, am I?

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
08/30/2010 05:57 PM

If you're working your way toward some kind of Andy Rooney / Mickey Rooney nightmare, then yes. Yes, you are.

But at this point, I don't know how the hell you're going to tell them apart.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
08/30/2010 05:58 PM

Serious Answer?

Jenna Fischer (The Office) and Jenna Bush (with LOTS of condoms)

Humorous answer?

Jenna Fischer and Fischer Stevens (Short Circuit 1 & 2)

I'd do Fisher Price to get to do Pam from The Office! YOWSER!

siv9939 12,376 16
08/30/2010 06:41 PM

Mickey Rourke and Mickey Mouse.
Mr. Spock and Mr. T.

If a 4 way is possible then I choose Pluto the Roman god, Pluto the dog, and Pluto the planet.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
08/30/2010 06:55 PM

Sandra Bullock and Sandra Day O'Connor

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/30/2010 07:11 PM

Tina Fey and Tina Yothers.

A little 80s/00s sitcom action. I want to go there.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/30/2010 07:15 PM

test

Future Druggist 2,530 10
08/30/2010 07:32 PM

brad pitt and brad poynter.

Dianerda 57,119 105
08/30/2010 07:43 PM

SHP and KChiki!

Whatevah! We do what we want!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
08/30/2010 07:44 PM

and Pluto the planet.

Pluto isn't a planet, so that got you a soccer mom.


Benjamin Linus from Lost and John Hargrave as Benjamin Franklin.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
08/30/2010 09:34 PM

Underwhere? and Under Dog

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
08/30/2010 10:55 PM

John Hamm and Christmas Ham.

Dasypygal 12,075 15 pulls head out of butt
08/30/2010 11:46 PM

Beast Master and Grand Master Flash and Flash Gordon.





Am I doing this right, yet?

Pubah 54,900 17
08/31/2010 12:27 AM

Bugs Bunny and any Playboy Bunny

Serena Williams and Vannessa Williams

The Three Degrees (google them) and the Three Stooges

Pubah 54,900 17
08/31/2010 01:25 AM

Rachel Raye and Raye Dawn Chong

Chance on a pile of Monopoly cards

Paris Hilton and an AX...

...Chop finely and serve to hungry Marines.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
08/31/2010 07:59 AM

Kirk Cameron (in his pre-crazy religious zealot days) and Cameron Diaz

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
08/31/2010 08:07 AM

Taco, and then a taco.


What? A man's gotta eat.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/31/2010 11:06 AM

Lamburger and Lambchop. The puppet, not the meat.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/31/2010 11:09 AM

Emily Blunt and Emily Post. This way I'll be sure to send out the thank-you notes.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
08/31/2010 11:49 AM

Nathan Fillion and Nathan. He's my vibrator.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
08/31/2010 03:06 PM

Emily Blunt

At least your second one wasn't James Blunt!

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 40,138 50
08/31/2010 07:44 PM

Flo from the Progressive commercials and Florence Henderson.

Rolling around in Wesson oil.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/01/2010 10:38 AM

Auntie Flo and "Kiss my grits" Flow...

Then suicide

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
09/01/2010 11:39 PM

I'm updating my answer:

Emma Watson, back when I was her age and Emma Samms, back when she was mine.

It's not that I don't like the Tom girls any more. They're just getting a little tired. +umpteendety

Nachos 57,478 23
09/02/2010 05:02 AM

Emma Watson, back when I was her age

Since she's only 20 now, exactly how many times were you planning on milking her father until you find the correct sperm?

Lost in a Straw Maze 95,470 36
09/13/2010 01:40 PM

I had a dream last night that Michael Symon took me out to lunch at a restaurant in LA, and I got all excited when I saw that Simon Pegg was joining us. Not that I was thinking about a threesome or anything okay I totally was but I was still upset when some random chick joined us. She wasn't famous, but apparently had some bit parts.

Later Simon Pegg left, and Michael Symon took me back to his place to spend the night, just as a guest because I was visiting from out of town darn. Random chick ended up being my roommate, and she put the moves on me. At that point in the dream she had sort of changed appearance so she looked a little bit like Brittany Murphy. So I thought, meh why not.

Anyway, the whole Michael Symon/Simon Pegg thing came completely out of left field, and I think maybe this thread was to blame.