Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
08/30/2010 12:20 PM

Vacuum technique: If you decide to use a vacuum, be sure the "off" switch is nearby & consider a special attachment. Hmm... that attachment looks pretty cool.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/30/2010 12:25 PM

Just make sure to eat extra to keep your strength up.

SHP. Nom nom, motherfucker! 181,276 70
08/30/2010 12:27 PM

I stimulate my vagina.

Am I doing this right?

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
08/30/2010 12:40 PM

I can switch hands and gain three strokes. Talk about stiff competition.

Dasypygal 12,075 15
08/30/2010 01:00 PM

I visualize Tahiti. Then I throw a couple of fresh batteries into "Tahiti", and off we go!


Yes, I named it Tahiti.
AKA: Yesss, mother-Froster!

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
08/30/2010 01:05 PM

Hmm... imagining a Tahitian vacation will never be the same.

Nice grass!

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/30/2010 01:07 PM

I stimulate SHP's vagina.


I am definitely doing this right.

+2

The Mailman 174,473 52
08/30/2010 01:27 PM

Vacuum technique: If you decide to use a vacuum, be sure the "off" switch is nearby

That's unnecessary. The vaccuum stop automatically once the bag is full.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
08/30/2010 02:31 PM

I've thought about this and decided to add another layer to the competition for myself: I won't use one particular category of, erm, stimulation more than once.

I figure it'll provide some variety and make things a little challenging (BBW Matures, I'm looking at you).

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/30/2010 05:57 PM

I like to mix up my techniques, I start off normal right handed grip then I slap my hand around a little(S&M) then I flip my hand around and do it from the rear for awhile(doggy style) then I get my left hand into the action (threesome).

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
08/30/2010 07:59 PM

Mmmmassaging shower!

Detachable Shower Head Technique: We can enjoy both ultimate stimulation and relaxation while while using gallons of water that could have gone towards irrigating crops.

The Terrible Ravos 62,361 20
08/31/2010 04:05 AM

Then I throw a couple of fresh batteries into "Tahiti", and off we go!

Looks like we have the same technique!


...wait, what?

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
08/31/2010 08:49 AM

I think of someone I want to have sex with.

Am I doing this right??

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
08/31/2010 09:02 AM

As long as it's me, it's very right.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
08/31/2010 01:44 PM

Remind me not to accept food from Nutbutter or Chickens.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
08/31/2010 02:13 PM

Just for Jeeni. I was looking for a honking big zucchini and couldn't resist this one instead. For those hard to reach places.

Plus it's fun in the tub.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/01/2010 09:46 PM

Thanks Chickens!

Yumi!

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/01/2010 10:21 PM

They have a site now, where you can see and try all kinds of fun methods! Like #27, Couch Humping!

The links are NSFW by the way. Duh.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/02/2010 05:08 PM

Is everyone getting excited for the weekend?

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/02/2010 05:15 PM

WHY ARE THEY MOVING INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER?!

Nachos 57,478 23
09/02/2010 05:22 PM

Physics.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/02/2010 11:50 PM

I'm afraid those things are going to self-destruct, like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/03/2010 12:54 AM

Stabilized using a stiffening truss, eh?

Is that what you're calling it these days?

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
09/03/2010 01:19 AM

Stabilized using a stiffening truss, eh?

I know I'm using stabilizing beams for the event... You'd be a fool not to!

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/03/2010 08:44 AM

This thread has earned it.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/03/2010 08:59 AM

Crap, wrong thread. Still. Fits here too.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/03/2010 09:22 AM

Hey Nutbutter, don't use the cantaloupes cold, right out of the fridge. That'll slow you down. Put them in the microwave, on low power, for about 45 seconds, before you cut the hole in them.


I mean, not that I know from experience or anything. This is just scientific theory to me.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/03/2010 09:41 AM

Thanks for the errant seal of approval, Chickens. I'll take it!

Have all you guys stocked up in preparation for the weekend?

turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 09:43 AM

I find it weird that the guy uses his left hand for cleanup.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/03/2010 10:08 AM

Ziplock bag technique for the guys: Put a small amount of lubricant in a ziplock bag & GO!

Just zip it up when you're done.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/03/2010 04:30 PM

DIY Fleshlight:

Lays. Heh, indeed.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 09:50 AM

Masturbation hidden from outside while being the passenger of a car or airplane




Dude in the truck sure seems to be able to see whats up! (or down for that matter!)