TheFoye 55,700 15
08/31/2010 07:41 PM

Cleavage is a sin, women should just stay naked in the kitchen.




What?

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/31/2010 07:56 PM

What am I saying?

















She's got a whole house to clean.

Analog 9,387 18
08/31/2010 10:09 PM

WOW!! What a awesome vid that combines everything that is both wrong in america and everything that is right!




























BTW - I think the cleavage is the "right"

SHP can't change her name 181,271 70 doesn't watch video.
08/31/2010 10:18 PM

If I have to choose between putting away my Bible and my boobs, then, well...... the Bible was already dusty.

SHP can't change her name 181,271 70
08/31/2010 10:34 PM

But in the interest of full disclosure, so are my boobs...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 12:12 AM

I have a feather duster right here. Can I be of assistance?

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/01/2010 12:23 AM

Worst. French Maid costume. Ever.

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
09/01/2010 01:31 AM

Christians, making christianity look bad since, well, ever.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,254 18
09/01/2010 11:01 AM

Well, I don't know if it's the cleavage or the Christians, but that video is blocked in my country so all I get to see is a lovely little message from Comcast Entertainment Group. The bastards.

Foot Fetish Jesus + Socks 4,198 12
09/01/2010 11:24 AM

This video contains content from Comcast Entertainment Group, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Twat!!! Oh well, back to Pornhub then.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/01/2010 12:02 PM

I can't be bothered to watch the video, because I have a movie going right now. Can someone just tell me if I'm going to hell or not?

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/01/2010 12:18 PM

You and every other camwhore on this site, Jane.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/01/2010 01:03 PM

I don't judge you non-Christians by the guy who stands downtown and growls at everyone who passes by, I would appreciate if you didn't judge me by this attention whore.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/01/2010 01:50 PM

Blessed are the Growlers, for theirs is a smelly old shirt.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 01:56 PM

I don't live my life in accordance with the same book that the guy who stands downtown and growls at everyone who passes by lives his in accordance. You DO (at least try to) live your life in accordance with the same book that the guy in that video does.

In addition, I've studied that book EXTENSIVELY, and that guy is quite correct in his understanding of it. According to that book, "God" does want women to submit to their husbands, and he does want them to dress modestly. And it doesn't say this exactly, but I bet he would frown on a secret file with tittie pics of barely legal lesbian Kiwis.

KatDawg 9,158 10
09/01/2010 02:15 PM

Are you kidding me? The wonderbra was a miracle from the lord Jesus Christ himself.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 40,124 50
09/01/2010 04:30 PM

Praise the Lord and pass the milk!

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/01/2010 04:39 PM

RE: Never got those. Email in profile.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 10:47 PM

Normally, I'm not very fond of religious zealots of any stripe, but I have to admit, Chix, that you did indeed put the fun in fundamentalism.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/01/2010 10:54 PM

I am such a sinner.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/01/2010 10:55 PM

I never got the Kiwi pics either, and for some reason at the time I felt shy about asking for someone to pass them on. I don't necessarily feel entitled to them, given that I wasn't a sponsor. But as a participant, I figure maybe it wouldn't be too out of line to finally make the request.

Thud 66,695 17
09/01/2010 11:10 PM

Like Whistler, I also have the Kiwi pics hidden away.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/01/2010 11:14 PM

Hide them in a bible. God will never think to look there.

Pubah 54,897 17 Lifts his shirt
09/02/2010 01:52 AM

I want my JESUS BEADS!!!



Pubah so going to Hell

Pubah 54,897 17
09/02/2010 01:59 AM

If God hates boobies, why did He make them look, feel and taste so good?

*Goin to hell for eternity, plus 20*

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
09/02/2010 06:09 PM

Totally expected to see this when I opened this thread.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/03/2010 06:44 PM

August/September 2010 shall henceforth be known as "That time everything on Zug Live was about boobies and jacking off for like a whole week".


...


Wait.

Manhole 20,243 26
09/03/2010 06:57 PM

If God hates boobies, why did He make them look, feel and taste so good?

God doesn't hate boobies, he hates the lust that it creates in a man when in the presence of boobies. A better question would be why does God hate lust. And even more importantly, why did God make lust one of the key ingredients in making babies?

One could argue that a perfect obedience to God would lead to the extinction of the human race. Therefore, God must have intentionally hardwired man to fail. The problem is that God doesn't tolerate failure. So true Christians end up living this somewhat sadistic lifestyle of constantly failing, and constantly asking God for forgiveness.

Reason #2452935^48 why I'm not a Christian.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/03/2010 07:03 PM

Reason #2452936^48 why I subscribe to the Church of Manhole.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/03/2010 07:10 PM

We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains!

ali_turnoverz 15 5
09/04/2010 05:22 AM

I shouldn't be so easily annoyed, but after watching that guy I want to hit something. Now, if you excuse me,(and you all will; I don't have the mental capacity for making jokes) I'm going to lock my self in a dark room and mumble to my self in a grouchy fashion... grumble, if you will. -.-

Pubah 54,897 17
09/05/2010 12:33 AM

There's a book in The Bible devoted to sex...once you get married.