Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/01/2010 09:37 AM

Thats easy.

Take Britney Spears and give us back Randy Rhodes.

I do wonder how well Zombies can do the solo to Crazy Train though.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/01/2010 09:37 AM

The whole cast of Jersey Shore. I'd take back anyone.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/01/2010 09:39 AM

Take Dane Cook, give back Phil Hartman.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/01/2010 09:41 AM

Duane Allman - Duane Chapman.




Wait, isn't this the threesome thread?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,254 18
09/01/2010 09:53 AM

Take away Justin Beiber (Bieber? Beeber? Beaver?), give back Kurt Cobain.

Or, take away Paul McCartney, give back George Harrison.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/01/2010 09:57 AM

Take Dane Cook and give us back George Carlin, YOU mother-FrostER!!!!!!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 10:25 AM

Take Mr. Mike and give us back Leppy.

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
09/01/2010 10:28 AM

Take Chevy Chase post-Christmas Vacation and give us back Chevy Chase pre-Fletch II.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/01/2010 10:29 AM

Take Kevin James and bring back Chris Farley.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/01/2010 10:31 AM

Take back Fiddy Cent...return to us, T-Pac

Assuming he's dead.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/01/2010 10:32 AM

Take back any of the BET 'comedians' and return to us, Bernie Mac, Redd Foxx or Curly.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:36 AM

I'd trade Dane Cook for Richard Prior, Mitch Hedberg, hell, even Art Linkletter.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:39 AM

Take Emeril Lagasse and give me back Phil Harris, DAMMIT.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:41 AM

Lindsey Lohan, Rue McClanahan

Pubah 54,900 17 Waves a Puffin at SCB
09/01/2010 10:45 AM

Take James Belushi and give us back John Belushi...

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/01/2010 10:45 AM

I'd trade TWO current comedians for Mitch Hedburg.

Any two except Lewis Black. He stays.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/01/2010 10:53 AM

Take Glenn Beck, please. You don't even have to give back anyone. Just take him.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:55 AM

Spencer Pratt, Corey Haim

Midgets 93,936 47
09/01/2010 10:58 AM

Take Chickens and give us back Chickens.

SHP can't change her name 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:59 AM

Actually, if we could get back Heath Ledger, you can have the entire casts and crew of Jersey Shore, The Hills, One Tree Hill, and Gossip Girl.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,254 18
09/01/2010 11:02 AM

Take Tracey Emin, give us back Van Gogh.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/01/2010 11:05 AM

Take Leno, Letterman, Ferguson and Fallon and give us back Carson.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/01/2010 11:06 AM

Take Neptune and give back Pluto.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/01/2010 01:24 PM

Take M. Night Shyamalan and give us Alfred Hitchcock.

Take Stephenie Meyer and give us Edger Allen Poe.

Take Spongebob Squarepants and give us Rocko's Modern Life!

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/01/2010 01:42 PM

Take Spongebob Squarepants and give us Rocko's Modern Life!

Oh my god, I miss that show!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 01:48 PM

T-Pac


I was involved in an off-board discussion regarding whether Pubah was a real person, and really an African-American male, and the discussion ended inconclusively.

Now, however, that he has called the great Tupac "T-Pac," I can definitively say this:

Declan, it's time to drop that second account and 'fess up to the Pubah schtick.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 02:09 PM

Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly; Atilla the Hun and Toms de Torquemada.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/01/2010 02:11 PM

If we had Death do an exchange of Obama for Hitler, do you think Glenn Beck would start comparing Hitler to Obama?

turtle10 41,927 26
09/01/2010 02:11 PM

Actually, if we could get back Heath Ledger, you can have the entire casts and crew of Jersey Shore, The Hills, One Tree Hill, and Gossip Girl.


Whoa whoa whoa....Sofia Bush stays.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/01/2010 02:14 PM

Ms Sofia Bush

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/01/2010 02:15 PM

I'd like to be her jacket.

I like her jacket.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/01/2010 04:10 PM

Mark McGuire for Babe Ruth.

A juicer for a drunk, but a fun one.

KANYE WEST 53,130 53
09/01/2010 04:11 PM

Hold up, I'ma let you finish in a minute but, trading me for Marvin Gaye would be the greatest trade of all time!

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/01/2010 04:40 PM

How about Bill Clinton for Teddy Roosevelt?

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/01/2010 05:00 PM

Today's Madonna for Truth Or Dare Madonna

Tyler Perry for lint
Katt Williams for pocket change
That Frost who played Napolean Dynamite for nothing... that movie and his acting SUCK!

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/01/2010 05:21 PM

We both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/01/2010 05:39 PM

Paris Hilton for Marilyn Monroe. Exchange the crack whore for the hot whore.

Glenn Beck for Walter Cronkite

Pram 78,176 40
09/01/2010 05:53 PM

Take Justin Bieber...

Even though he does sound like a a druid ice storm when slowed down.

Give us back Trent Reznor.

...oh... he's still alive.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/02/2010 12:24 AM

Eliminate "Reality Shows" and bring back "Variety Shows" (ala Carol Burnett)

*Note* Pubah is a pseudonym for a real person who just CAN'T SPELL!

Pubah 54,900 17
09/02/2010 01:49 AM

Take Barney and give us Mr Roberts

siv9939 12,376 16
09/02/2010 02:03 AM

Take Justen Beiber and give us Johnny Cash.
Take Tom Cruse and give us Dennis Hopper.
Take who ever wrote the scripts for the "Baby Genius" movies and give us Michael Crichton.

Snarkolepsy 358 6
09/06/2010 12:21 AM

Take the Steve Martin Pink Panther. Give us back Peter Sellers's Pink Panther.

Dasypygal 12,075 15
09/06/2010 12:45 AM

Bring back Lt. Colonel Henry Blake and take Horatio Caine.


Am I doing this right?

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/06/2010 01:03 AM

How about Bill Clinton for Teddy Roosevelt?

This country's a-rustin' for some trust bustin'!

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/06/2010 01:07 AM

Take Heidi Montag's fake parts and bring back Joan River's real parts.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/06/2010 01:08 AM

That dumb Twilight lady for Douglas Adams.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/06/2010 01:48 AM

Frogpop wins, you can close the thread.

Pants 14,218 17
09/06/2010 11:49 AM

Rachel Ray for Justin Wilson




Linkin Park for Dime Bag Darrel

Brubert 758 10
09/06/2010 05:46 PM

Take Dick Cheney; give back Barney Fife

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/06/2010 06:09 PM

Take Daughtry, bring back Freddie Mercury.