I'd like to eat there..... or not.
A comedy article
by Mr. Mike  11,234  21
09/01/2010 03:11 PM 785 views
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Ah restaurants. I am a fan, but I'm also picky. If a place has certain words in the title like "eats" or "factory" I am wary of what I may get and I shy away.
Other places are different. You have to weigh your options...
Macaroni Grill sounds off putting to me. (Do they grill the friggin' macaroni?)
Steak N Shake? They don't serve Steak, but Steak Burgers....
At least in some places you get what you expect:
TACO Bell
BURGER King
Then I get nervous when I see a place called "Panda Buffet" er um, no thank you.
Sometimes there is truth in advertising:
At least the good owners of these places are letting you know whats gonna happen if you eat there!
But then there are places that you cannot believe that people named them the way they did. I understand if you don't know the english language but come on... They have to have had at least ONE person tell them:
"Um, dude, no, I don't think so, try again."
I imagine Tubgirl eats here...
Don't be surprised what happens to you when you order the Lemonade!
As a man, I wouldn't even eat at Clean Dicks, but thats just me. (I have the address if Trixxie is interested!)
I prefer the places that offer cat chicken myself.
There is no excuse for this one, COME ON! I love a play on words myself, but the LAST thing I want to think about when eating CHOCOLATE is POOP! I won't even eat those chocolate covered pretzel sticks....
I didn't realize Beavis & Butt-head opened a restaurant.
A joint ownership between the owners of The Golden Shower and The Chocolate Log
I won't even order the Pu Pu Platter at a normal Chinese place. Why not just call your restaurant Shakespeare or get off the pot?!
I can't even believe they were allowed to open. Did they LIE to the zoning board? This isn't even in San Francisco where a restaurant like this would have a line out around the block for service!
I can't find ONE scenario to not take this in a dirty way!
Then I looked for a better place. There HAD to be somewhere I'd like to eat....
Then I found these:
Finally, they found a way to get me to eat Indian food!
And people say the only place that offers a Happy ending is Friendly's.
NOW I am hungry.....excuse me.
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Funny
17 votes
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Funny
4 votes
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Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 40,129  50
09/01/2010 03:15 PM
Great collection!
Remind me not to pick up any chicks at Crabby Dicks.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Gonzo 20,504 16
09/01/2010 04:17 PM
In Syracuse, NY there's an asian place named Rong Cheng.
I'm sure the joke gets pretty old.
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Funny
8 votes
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/01/2010 07:29 PM
I wonder if the seaman sauce is mayonnaise based.
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2 votes
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Pubah 54,897 17
09/02/2010 02:02 AM
I got a mug from Dirty Dicks in London...no crabs, just lager.
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7 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 02:14 AM
Then I get nervous when I see a place called "Panda Buffet" er um, no thank you
I think the rest of here would eat at that place.
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2 votes
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Pubah 54,897 17
09/03/2010 01:45 AM
All day long...
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Funny
6 votes
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Frogpop 173,113 25
09/03/2010 02:12 AM
I didn't realize Beavis & Butt-head opened a restaurant.
Any liquor worth drinking comes from a bung hole. Deal with it.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Pubah 54,897 17
09/05/2010 12:36 AM
Club "Cornholio"
Simore Butts there.
"Ghahhhuhhhh...he said butt".
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/05/2010 09:09 AM
Catberrys? is this something they serve at a Chinese Restaurant?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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handsomerandall 1,188 8
01/23/2011 10:44 PM
Those are all classics. In fact, I've dated a few women that would just love to dine at a place called the Golden Shower.
On the domestic front, there is a place in Buffalo, NY called Yings Wings and Things. Is it just me, or is anyone else uncomfortable eating a place with the word "Things" in the title?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Jesus Don't Want Me For a Satanist 4,198 12
01/24/2011 04:26 AM
Those are all ass. In fact, I've dated men that just love a Golden Shower.
FIXED!
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Mr. Mike 11,234 21
01/24/2011 10:14 AM
On the domestic front, there is a place in Buffalo, NY called Yings Wings and Things. Is it just me, or is anyone else uncomfortable eating a place with the word "Things" in the title?
There is a place here in Rochester called Lorraine's Food Factory. I don't eat at places with FACTORY in the title.
And though it is reveled by many, eating at "DINOSAUR BBQ", turns my stomach in more ways than one!
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