anatomy of a toenail problem (illustrated with food)
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by Pram  78,178  40
09/01/2010 05:30 PM 169 views
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I've had years of issues with my left big toe, and in 2003 the nail had to be surgically split in half to keep it from growing into the sides.
When it re-grew, the nail developed some sort of yeast infection.
A couple of days ago, I was taking a bath (because I like to float in my own dead skin) and noticed that the problem toenail had come detached and the nail bed/matrix/whatever you call it had receded.
Any idea what can be done to re-attach the nail? I don't want it to get infected.
Oh yeah, and sorry for posting like 
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14 Comments on "anatomy of a toenail problem (illustrated with food)"
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Chuckleworthy
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Neophyte 9,942  10
09/01/2010 06:22 PM
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siv9939 12,376 16
09/01/2010 06:33 PM
The bad news is I have no idea how to help you. The good news is I don't need to spend money on diner now.
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/01/2010 07:25 PM
You can't re-attach a toenail, Humpty Dumpty.
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...Phla? 130,632 34
09/01/2010 09:10 PM
Use. A. Hammer.
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Chit 178,088 15
09/01/2010 09:12 PM
On your forehead.
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Thud 66,695 17
09/01/2010 09:26 PM
Or inserted rectally.
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Phuc 237,453 20
09/01/2010 09:43 PM
I'm going out for Mexican! Who's with me?
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Thud 66,695 17
09/01/2010 09:44 PM
What's the Mexican's name?
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What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/01/2010 10:48 PM
I wish I could say that your toe story turned me off to all the food in those pictures. But I wasn't. They still looked yummy. Especially that first one.
Kudos for the effort put into the visual aids.
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Pubah 54,900 17
09/02/2010 12:30 AM
Soak in warm epsom salt baths...keep clean and dry, apply neosporin and pray.
That enchilada looked tasty though.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 01:46 AM
Duct tape. Duh.
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Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 01:41 PM
You can't re-attach a toenail, Humpty Dumpty.
This made me laugh and laugh. Then I realized Filly laughs that way, and I stopped.
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turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 01:45 PM
Now I'm hungry. I don't read anything Pram writes, so I just saw pictures of food. mmm toe jam
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It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/02/2010 05:03 PM
Well I suppose you could throw the old toenail away, and then post an article about the infection and comment how painful it is squeezing the pus out of your....what do you call it when you have no toenail...a nonail?
YEAHHHHH! SQUEEZE YOUR NONAIL!!!
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