Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/01/2010 08:00 PM

Woah. "Dream me" is such an Emerson! Sorry Undies!

I like your real-life, (peek-a-boob) swimsuit much better than the screaming Dianada skinsuit, too.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
09/01/2010 08:00 PM

I read this as JESUS sucks as a tennis team captain

then I scrolled down and saw as Chix stoped mid stroke and spat

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/01/2010 08:03 PM

his swimsuit was fashioned to look like a skinsuit made out of Diana, who was part whale

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?????




As always, Undies, your dreams are super creepy.

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/01/2010 08:47 PM

Did I look like Sue Sylvester? She's the coolest thing since sliced kitty toes.

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/01/2010 10:46 PM

Jeeni's a bitch in your dreams...Shelle's a bitch in your dreams....Hmm. I smell jealousy!

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/01/2010 11:24 PM

I woke up when Chickens stopped mid-stroke

Fat daughter. No way Chickens would ever stop stroking.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/02/2010 08:14 AM

Jeeni's a bitch in your dreams...Shelle's a bitch in your dreams....Hmm. I smell jealousy!


It's TRUE! If only I could play tennis in real life like Jeeni!


Nah! Shelle really IS a bitch.


Sorry about that smell. It isn't jealousy, it's Spicey's ass.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 09:10 AM

::total blank stare::

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/02/2010 09:33 AM

Dinesh was in my dream last night. We were in one of those tiny Smart cars, trying to find parking in a big shopping center. [I just realized I have a lot of anxiety dreams about parking]

I told him that parking this tiny car should be easy, but he was distracted by what I was trying to hide in the big cage. I finally left because I had to get to the vintage shop for the dress. There was some sort of pattern I had to follow, something that had happened previously and ended in tragedy and I knew it started with the dress. I got to the shop and was relieved that the dress was still there. It was very big, and was from the 1800s. I knew that as soon as I put it on, it would fit perfectly. I was hesitant to set things in motion, given the previous tragedy which I didn't quite remember. Something about a large ship that appeared in the middle of downtown, and a wild animal that I turn loose accidentally which hurts a lot of people. I just happened to have a bear cub in a cage, but somehow I felt that if I put the dress on, it would work out this time.

I don't recall if I got the dress on, but I do remember the shop employee coming over and I panicked and ran off. The bear cub and I ended up at a crowded park. I tried to keep him hidden, worried that he would upset people, but he kept growing in size and was acting like a moody teenager. I knew that it was only a matter of time before he turned vicious. I finally lost control of him completely, and he went wading in the lake, which was suddenly infested with crocodiles. The bear was freaking people out, but no one seemed concerned about the crocodiles. In fact they started a competition to see who could get them to do synchronized swimming.

That's when my alarm went off.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/02/2010 09:34 AM

You been slamming kielbasa and kraut and watching porn again?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/02/2010 09:50 AM

Hey! I have a couple of big dresses from the 1800's.

You people are weird.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/02/2010 10:27 AM

Whats with all of you sucking lately?

Jeeni sucks this
Vampires suck that
SHP sucks for raises
My mailman's witholding my packages and is blackmailing me.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/02/2010 10:54 AM

Nah! Shelle really IS a bitch.


Dead.To.Me.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 11:00 AM

Poor Shell. She keeps getting onion slivered.