Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/01/2010 08:08 PM

DAVE ANGRY!! DAVE SMASH!!


Umm, I mean, hello there.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/01/2010 08:09 PM

Useless without pictures?

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/01/2010 08:11 PM

We'er sorry. We were too busy talking about poop, dead people and Undies dreams. I didn't see you post a link though so STFU!

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/01/2010 08:26 PM

Hi Dave! I was actually at work (second day of training) when I first heard this news. My first thought was somebody got a little disgruntled over the end of Shark Week.

Dave's not here 52,810 16
09/01/2010 08:51 PM

I was too overcome with a combination of disgust and amusement to even type coherently, much less bother with a link. You know how to google you lazy goochbreath.

Fine. Here's his list of demands. He basically wanted the Discovery Channel to start promoting an agenda that encourage extreme population control and the systematic dismantling of human civilization.

http://www.businessinsider.com/discovery-channel-hostage-taker-demands-2010-9

His views were interesting, but when weighed logically for pros and cons in relation to our current system of indiscriminate mass Frost-ing and planet raping excess, we opted to put a bullet in his head.

Dave's not here 52,810 16
09/01/2010 08:54 PM

On the upside, his carbon footprint is now described by a small chalk outline.

Chit 178,088 15
09/01/2010 09:03 PM

If he had wrapped the hostages in foil, or piled the bodies up in a office cubicle, it would have been all over the front page.


Welcome back Dave.

Chit 178,088 15
09/01/2010 09:07 PM

BTW: Trae was here not long ago and assured us that she mailed off your Secret Santa present recently.

So keep an eye out for that.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/01/2010 10:46 PM

Fine. Here's his list of demands. He basically wanted the Discovery Channel to start promoting an agenda that encourage extreme population control and the systematic dismantling of human civilization.

Are they still allowed to show Mythbusters? There's nothing I love more than seeing crap blow up learning about science.

Pubah 54,897 17
09/02/2010 12:33 AM

Sorry,
We were too busy posting poop stories and virtual flirting with each other.

Maybe next time.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 01:45 AM

Sorry, that thread's not here.

Nachos 57,478 23
09/02/2010 04:55 AM

Fine. Here's his list of demands. He basically wanted the Discovery Channel to start promoting an agenda that encourage extreme population control and the systematic dismantling of human civilization.

That's odd, I really don't remember having been to America in the last few days.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/02/2010 07:44 AM

If he had wrapped the hostages in foil, or piled the bodies up in a office cubicle, it would have been all over the front page


Now there's a cubicle prank that I might actually read.